OMG @Saphirra!! It’s absolutely perfect!! Thank you!! 
Get Off My Lawn: PapaHeavy's Guide To Stuff That Just Ain't Right And Ain't as Good As It Used To Be
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Ahh @PapaHeavy you lucky SOB… I tried to pull that hero but I think I pulled my groin instead 
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Classic … although not sure "range"r is the appropriate class … maybe "electric blanket"er?
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Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up’er?
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You are welcome. I thought it would be a nice gag card
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You need Lifealert!
Just don’t fall in the bathtub 
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@nevarmaor, “Life Alert” could be an add on special!! While special is active if hero falls he has a 50% chance of reviving.
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And undispellable 
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The tennis balls make it easier to walk on floors. Its because of the lack of strength to lift the walker. Essentially you’ll just ‘glide’ through lol
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HAH see, no “Life Alert” for you! (said in best soup nazi voice)
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“ONE YEAR!!!”…always have to add that to the soup nazis quotes
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You made a mistake on the papa heavy hero. Attack stats should be about 225; everything else seems in order.
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why 225 if i might ask?
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'Cause he hits in slow motion
His strongest attack is when he accidentally spits out his false teeth.
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Basically he is such a polite dude, I can’t imagine him on attack with a walker either. Nevarmaor has a valid noteworthy point too.
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Very interesting points, @sft1965 and you too @nevarmaor. I will leave the decision up to @PapaHeavy. Do you want me to lessen your attack to 225?
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He would probably want it even higher than it is.
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