Ahhh I see I need to be careful around here. This is almost like how the prosecution built that case against me in the circus midget brawl…but that’s a story for another time
This is by far the best thread I have read on this forum.
I’m out of likes, seems I sleep like and wake up without them or you’d have one right now. Either that or SG has gimped my likes because of the helicopter/napalm incident? It was a joke? How was I to know that napalm is REALLY burny???
I wanna know more about the helicopter / napalm incident. What’d you guys do lol.
Oh @SirGorash, it was awesome. Dropping Napalm out of a helicopter is great fun. Although I didn’t expect all the flailing, rolling and screaming. It also appears that the TSA and FAA need to be notified of where you are flying a helicopter loaded with napalm? I mean it SEEMED like a good idea at the bar at 1:30?? Apparently alcohol may impair my decision making just a tad? Anyway I made a deal to stop making napalm and flying helicopters without a license and they only gave me 10 years and 50 years of probation!! So overall it was almost worth it.
I like the fact that you had been apparently stockpiling homemade Napalm for a while. This was apparently a drunken indiscretion six months in the making…
It’s amazing to me how so called professionals can mistake napalm for methamphetamine?? I mean they are completely different?? And who would take meth for a helicopter ride anyway?
Actually making homemade Napalm is relatively quick and easy. Just need some fuel and styrofoam…
…not saying I have actually done it…
Shhhhhh @Czernobog!!! “they are listening. I promised to not reveal my secret recipe. Being as it also made a delicious dessert topping as well
Exactly how much gasoline and gelling agent (like styrofoam) do you typically have on hand at home?
No one realizes how cheap packing peanuts are?? Plus a few 100 gallons of gasoline. As long as you get the “sol-gel” right all you need is a source of flame.
Maybe my cover is an lucrative E-bay seller who has a large need for packing peanuts?? Hypothetically speaking of course.
With the right consistency, a super-soaker, and an electronic BBQ lighter you could conceivably make a flame thrower. Just ask Elon Musk.
Oh we used to have wars when we were kids. Flame wars meant a totally different thing back then. Of course we used Mom’s hairspray but mostly the same effect.
I somehow managed to set a dying pine tree next to my parents house on fire once. Completely by accident, I just liked the popping noise the pines made when they burned, until the entire tree went up in flames. The firemen were NOT happy with my 8 year old dumb ■■■,rightfully so. It was that day I never stole another of my moms hairspray again.
Thinking back I may be mostly responsible for that hole in the ozone??? I moved on to butterfly nets, set them on fire and they make a really cool noise as the flaming plastic fireballs drop. I was completely safe with this newfound fun, I only did it over the creek out back. Very responsible 9 year old at that point
Another for the archive:
@PapaHeavy !!! What is this ?!? I’m gone a few months and come back to your own thread?! Let me guess…Youre on staff now? A mod ? In beta? Dating RNG?
Seriously laughed with tears! The deep laugh… Greatest Empires and puzzles Funniest Bleeps I’ve ever read.
PapaHeavy: I just stopped by to tell @Gee333 how jealous I am of that roster. RNGesus and you go out to parties on the weekend? Does he sleep over? You can tell me, he snores like a broken nosed lumberjack right??
Lol, understood very well my friend. Glad to see you doing so well. All these 3rd world problems must be weighing you down
@Garanwyn Papa Heavy on third world problems
Unfortunately @Gee333, it’s none of those. They realized the only way to contain the spread of this madness was to tuck it away in a deep, dark corner. Somewhere there was little chance of anybody EVER searching PapaHeavy, or “Get off my Lawn” in this particular forum.
Although why not add an old man with a walker as a hero!!! His special is “get off my lawn” and as he can’t take any balls or hockey pucks that end up on his lawn, he instead steals specials from the heroes he attacks (doesn’t use them, just puts them in his basement with all the other lawn toys he’s recovered from the neighborhood kids)
Love it @Saphirra .