Get Off My Lawn: PapaHeavy's Guide To Stuff That Just Ain't Right And Ain't as Good As It Used To Be

[Garanwyn]

On the challenges of holding your liquor:

Cup droppers are wimps

I didn’t mean to drop it!! I may have had too much to drink and it kinda just slipped out of my hand!! Jeez, you people are BRUTAL!! I drop ONE cup in 50 years and you start following me around!!! Go pick on the handicap spot parkers, or the don’t pick up the dog poopers…ONE CUP damn you!!!