What I want to know is, WHEN do I get my OWN personal complaint thread?? I want to complain about those darn kids on my lawn, crabgrass and most of all Liver!!! What is the purpose of LIVER?? Does anyone actually EAT that stuff??
Meanwhile I’ll normally stack 3 Holy heroes against a Dark tank and the last 2 heroes against the most dangerous hero left.
But back to crabgrass!! It DOES NOT taste anything like crab!! So what’s its point??
I now present to you…PapaHeavy’s take on:
The importance of not antagonizing rabid bats:
@Kayo, They normally do!! That’s is why I hid in a dark cave on this day!!!
F’ing Bats gave me RABIES!!!
Yes, I’m AM God’s own personal jester.
How the whites of your eyes are just sometimes too darned white:
It’s probably for the best…? I’ll just go back to staring at the sun while I tan my eyes. I’ve noticed they are WAY too white on the sides?
Awesomeness so powerful that expensive shades are required to view it:
@Sarah2, I found that my incredible intellect comes across quite well in my writing, as my glorious self is almost painful to the eyes. Therefore to continually treat the sweaty masses to my shining personality would quickly become quite Lugubrious to many.
P.S it’s really NOT easy being this cheesy? Wow
Please don’t look at me with less than 500$ Oakley’s on!!! It’s hurtful to my ego
Key information missing from the in-game summoning tooltips:
@Gee333, you said flick my bic while pouring gas on my head before summoning right? Well I must be doing it wrong, instead of summoning a HotM, I received 3rd degree burns…although a couple of girls passing by did say something about how HOT I looked? Hard to hear over all the flailing and screaming?
The dangers of drinking and raiding:
This has been a source of annoyance for me since I started playing. A few times instead of color stacking against I accidentally stacked the same color I was trying to stack against (yes alcohol may have been involved) but still!!
The love of a good woman:
@SirGorash, I’m still lacking Proteus AND Wilbur. So I do belong…unfortunately
P.S My wife is a world class…ummmm, wonder if she checks in here ever? …really nice, errr…wife?
Greeted like family? So you’re going to throw dishes at me and call me names?? Hmmmmm, I get enough of that at home
The injustice of Frida needing Warm Cloaks:
Wolf my Frida is at 3/60. Those ■■■■ warm cloaks are holding me back. I mean come on, she’s a polar Bear FFS?? Why does she need warm cloaks???
@Lloyd6770, wanna share a few of those warm capes? They are the bane of my EP experience so far!!
You could open a warm cape store in Siberia and make a fortune!!
P.S either way I’m in
The trouble with work:
Work keeps interfering with me trying to follow this conversation. Stoopit work!!
Having too few criminals in one’s alliance:
I’m kinda disappointed
@Justab0x, I was hoping I had a few hardened criminal elements in my alliance. I wouldn’t mind looking a pictures of Beta heroes!!! So saddened by this…I may need to find a more roughshod alliance
The relative scarcity of complaints on the forum:
I’d like to file a complaint about this complaint thread idea. If we put all the complainers in one spot who will they complain to? Each other? That’s no fun! Annoying people who aren’t complaining IS fun. This leads to the most unfun anyone can possibly have! Which is what is needed.
The secret plans of Discobot and the E&P AI:
I warned you Discobot was A skynet agent!!! You all laughed at me!! Well now he’s testing his power!!! He will rule the world soon!!
Discobot wants you to think of him exactly as you do. He will exact his revenge when he is our evil overlord!!
Has anyone considered the possibility that this AI is (clearly) just a test for an eventual SkyNet situation??
What better way to test defensive and offensive capabilities than in a fighting game!!!
Mark my words, one day Boldtusk and Kage will be kicking your door in looking for trouble. Will you be laughing then? Will you???
The evils of Random Player 7:
So Random Player 7, we meet again. Thought you’d outsmarted us ehhhh?? Well we are on to your little tricks of logic!!! We also caught on to your use of MATH, of all things, to try to avoid us. Consider yourself cornered and come out with your hands up!!!
P.S we will shoot you anyway because you sneeze or tripped…
The fact that ugly heroes are still combat effective:
@FraVit93. I impressed. Bunch of ugly mugs taking out a pretty D like that…it’s almost criminal
Issues with the summoning portal:
A Titan flask? Are you in the wrong thread? We are discussing how the summons portal is glitched and only gives 3* heroes?
This is going straight up to the Supreme Court if necessary!! I want my 2 pinto’s!!! Classic cars are the best, AND most explosive!!
The general dislikeability of lugubriousness:
And I was just waiting for the ANSWER
@PeachyKeen??? Now my antipathy for the lugubrious members of society is once more growing…
The fact that Wilbur just isn’t that into him:
It’s more of a plea for Wilbur to stop giving me the cold shoulder!! I’ve written him, phoned him, three rocks at his bedroom window when his parents were asleep…he acts like I don’t exist. He probably just playing hard to get and secretly can’t wait to join my team? Right? Riiiiiiiiight??
5th Wilbur??? All I ask of you sweet baby RNGesus is to give me just 1, JUST ONE!!!
I’m quickly running out of sacrifice material here? Hope you like slugs because after this last grasshopper that’s all I got!!
The objectionability of raining money:
@AliceCooper, How about SkyMoney!!! You know, when it rains cash!!! Never been caught out in one of those. Would really hate to be covered head to toe in 100$ bills!!!
The way people hurt the feelings of heroes around here:
@SirGorash, I am also offended that you’re offended that someone said Marge was not good in any defensive or offensive capabilities. Any hero is good in some way in the right team.
Now that we have all that offending out of the way, I’d like to state that no Heroes feelings were hurt in any of the above statements.
The evils of abbreviation:
Funny you mention the abbreviation thing. I was just asking one of my guys if he knew that “and” started with an “A” because every text or email has “Nd” instead of “and”. He said it’s just the abbreviation…dude, you literally left out ONE letter? I just assumed you never got past 3rd grade?