Get Off My Lawn: PapaHeavy's Guide To Stuff That Just Ain't Right And Ain't as Good As It Used To Be

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Done!

I now present to you…PapaHeavy’s take on:

The importance of not antagonizing rabid bats:

How the whites of your eyes are just sometimes too darned white:

Awesomeness so powerful that expensive shades are required to view it:

Key information missing from the in-game summoning tooltips:

The dangers of drinking and raiding:

The love of a good woman:

The injustice of Frida needing Warm Cloaks:

The trouble with work:

Having too few criminals in one’s alliance:

The relative scarcity of complaints on the forum:

The secret plans of Discobot and the E&P AI:

The evils of Random Player 7:

The fact that ugly heroes are still combat effective:

Issues with the summoning portal:

The general dislikeability of lugubriousness:

The fact that Wilbur just isn’t that into him:

The objectionability of raining money:

The way people hurt the feelings of heroes around here:

The evils of abbreviation:

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Bravo, bravo. C’est magnifique

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@Garanwyn, You out did yourself in finding and placing all these. LMAO. If I can say that.

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I feel like I just watched a 90s infomercial for the Time Life Special Collectible Edition of @PapaHeavy’s Greatest Hits.

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I belive This is the main reason this fórum was created for!

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Thank Gravemaker for you both, Garanwyn and PapaHeavy.

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Ahhh @Garanwyn, I’m crying over here!! I don’t recall half of what I say and nothing of what I hear.
Thanks my friend, you have made my day. I now have my own official, yet slightly psychotic, not quite complaining thread!!!

P.S The rabies cleared up quite well after that 2 foot needle to my abdomen. Thank you :wink:

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I’m glad you liked it :smile:

And congrats on the full recovery!

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@zephyr1, that reminds me of your comment on my Bday post. I felt like I went back in time on some hallucinogenic as a tele-tuby, but just not ANY tele-tuby, this on looked like a cross between Mother Theresa and a Dr Zeus nightmare!!! (More so than the originals)

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I’ve got my money on Grumpy-Wumpy :wink:

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I complain. It is so much more enlightening to search out these gems of intuition and inspiration when they are scattered throughout the forums.

Oh wait, wrong thread, as you were …

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But seriously, my sides hurt, too much all at once :rofl:

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You are correct @nevarmaor, I need to be taken in very small, controlled, doses. Otherwise explosive diarrhea and vomiting will occur. It’s also best not to look directly into my eyes or you will notice the distinct lack of a soul*

  • I sold it when I was 10 to some bum at a crossroads for a pack of big-league chew and a Nolan Ryan trading card.
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@PapaHeavy Your wordplay is in a league of it’s own. I’d tip my hat to you if I was wearing one. Thanks for the laughs.

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So much … too much … :joy::rofl:

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PapaHeavy on love:

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Thanks for adding to my official memoir @Garanwyn!! :joy::rofl:

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He is now your official biographer

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That poor, poor man…:frowning:

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Haha! @PapaHeavy y’all cool! Thanks for your info in getting my defence team sorted! Your knowledge is respected and your humour is up there aswell! :+1:

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