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Nobody is perfect, unless you Chuck

One move wipe for enemy team, you know who does it

‘Sh*t happens’ said fortune facing Chuck

‘This game is easy’ - Chuck Norris after pulling 30 different legendaries and a couple of HOTMs during single Atlantis 8400 gem pull

‘No game, no life’ - ‘No death, no Chuck’

New hero idea

Name: Nuck Chorris

Class: Fighter

Rarity: Legendary

Speed: Very Fast

Special: Roundhouse Kick - deal 99% damage

Color: Neutral - trigger from any color tile

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded

Chuck Norris has no middle name because nothing gets between Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird

Chuck Norris once walked away from a fight with two broken ribs and a dislocated arm. He hasn’t given them back yet…

When Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad he turns into Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris gets mad, run

Chuck Norris’s Blood Type is AK-47.

That one cracks me up dude!

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris’ PC will crash

If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it’s beef.

Chuck Norris stands alone in front of the united armies of Alexander the Great, Caesar and Kublai Khan. And Alexander the great rises his arm and shouts “STOP! We´re waiting for our troops enhancements!”

Sorry, can’t resist to reply this :slight_smile:

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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra die

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Chuck Norris puts the “laughter” in “manslaughter”.