Warning: any seriousness in this thread is considered off topic from this point on. There are other threads for that.
However, in the spirit of this thread, I shall not report you for it, nor ask @Rook to move the post, but ridicule you instead by treating it as a joke. Muhahahaha! (evil villain laughter).
And be aware, if you think I have: no, I have not reached the lower limits of how lame my jokes can get. I’m a middle aged dad from Holland (and I could stop right there, but for those unacquainted with the Dutch I’ll proceed). You should fear how lame my jokes can get. I’m notorious at work - among other Dutch. My wife barely handles them. I am one of the very few men on this planet who is 100% sure his kids are in fact his own: my kids find my jokes truly funny, which is only because they share 50% of their genes with me. No other possibility.