Game version of the 12 days of Christmas

On the 12th day of Christmas the game gave to me
Twelve Friars as feeders
Eleven ducks a-dying
Ten snowman’s heads a-flipping
Nine farms a-hamming
Eight special offers
Seven shot down Santa’s
Six raids a-sucking
Five chainmail shirts, I still need five mystic rings
Four freaking Dawa’s
Three measly gems
Two crappy war hits
and new event to help keep my sanity.

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Sung to the tune of “Its the most Wonderful Time of the year

We just d’feated the Dark Lord this year!
With our swords and much yelling
His carcass’d be felling
We’re victors of peer!
We just d’feated the Dark Lord this year!

Vivica led the charge down His hall
With her slow burning powers
And strong healing showers
She saved us aaaall!
Vivica led the charge down His hall!

Richard brought his hammer
And Guin brought her glamour
(And Skittle got stuck in the snow…)
Boldtusk boasted his glory
While Kiril told stories
of Corellia long, long ago!

And now don’t you think it is time for a beer? (Or an ale or a fizzy drink?) :grin:
To Atlantis we’re going
(To where it’s not snowing!)
Now give up a cheer!
Cause it’s time, certainly time for a beeeeeeer!

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Its “jinglebells, batman smells” but not

Dashing the snow
Getting our heroes to the raids
Filling our chest is slow
Cuz we’re rerolling the whole way

The chance at mystic rings
Makes me wanna fight
But its no fun to break the bank
Tryin’ to find a weakling tank tonight ~oh!

Jingle Bells, Wu Kong Smells
The baby dragon laid an egg
Ur alliance is poor, and lost the war
And the rare Titan got away! Hey!

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Gonna double post. This one is sang to the tune of the first two versus of ”joy to the world, the lord has come”

Joy to the World; Dark Lord is gone!

Let Corellia gloat and party~!

Let every Hero celebrate his doom,

And dance~ on the corpse of Darky~!

Joy to Corellia; our Empire reigns!

Let our Kingdom reach its peak~!

Pillage & Maim, Kill, Raid & Gain,

And feed~ on the flesh, of the weak~!

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On the first day of Christmas

Small Giant sent to me,

A Vivica in a pear tree.

On the second day of Christmas

Small Giant sent to me,

Two Slicing Carvers

and a Vivica in a pear tree.

On the third day of Christmas,

Small Giant sent to me

Three svelte Kadilens

Two Slicing Carvers

And a Vivica in a pear tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas,

my Small Giant sent to me

Four Fiery Jahangirs

Three svelte Kadilens

Two Slicing Carvers

And a Vivica in a pear tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas,

Small Giant sent to me

Five Golden Dawas

Four Fiery Jahangirs

Three svelte Kadilens

Two slicing Carvers

And a Vivica in apear tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas,

Small Giant sent to me

Six Priscas a-slaying,

Five Golden Dawas

Four Fiery Jahangirs

Three svelte Kadilens

Two slicing Carvers

And a Vivica in a pear tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas,

Small Giant sent to me

Seven Thornes , unwilling

Six Priscas a-slaying,

Five Golden Dawas

Four Fiery Jahangirs

Three svelte Kadilens

Two slicing Carvers

And a Vivica in a pear tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas,

Small Giant sent to me

Eight Gretels a-milking,

Seven Thornes , unwilling

Six Priscas a-slaying,

Five Golden Dawas

Four Fiery Jahangirs

Three svelte Kadilens

Two slicing Carvers

And a Vivica in a pear tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas,

Small Giant sent to me

Nine Khailanis dancing,

Eight Gretels a-milking,

Seven Thornes , unwilling

Six Priscas a-slaying,

Five Golden Dawas

Four Fiery Jahangirs

Three svelte Kadilens

Two slicing Carvers

And a Vivica in a pear tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas,

Small Giant sent to me

Ten Banes a-leaping,

Nine Khailanis dancing,

Eight Gretels a-milking,

Seven Thornes , unwilling

Six Priscas a-slaying,

Five Golden Dawas

Four Fiery Jahangirs

Three svelte Kadilens

Two slicing Carvers

And a Vivica in a pear tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,

Small Giant sent to me

Eleven Friar Tuck piping,

Ten Banes a-leaping,

Nine Khailanis dancing,

Eight Gretels a-milking,

Seven Thornes , unwilling

Six Priscas a-slaying,

Five Golden Dawas

Four Fiery Jahangirs

Three svelte Kadilens

Two slicing Carvers

And a Vivica in a pear tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,

Small Giant sent to me

Twelve Kirils a drinking

Ten Banes a-leaping,

Nine Khailanis dancing,

Eight Gretels a-milking,

Seven Thornes , unwilling

Six Priscas a-slaying,

Five Golden Dawas

Four Fiery Jahangirs

Three svelte Kadilens

Two slicing Carvers

And a Vivica in a pear tree.

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