Fun with @discobot

I’m not gonna be the one talking bad to our robot saviors.

All hail Discobot!

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Discobot was the topic of my very first post, which hapened to be a RC.

RCT post 386.

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First off: I did it. I think a congratulations is in order. I earned “Regular” status. I am now a part of an exclusive esteemed class of 64, which makes me “better than.” The cool part about my promotion is now I don’t have to say whom exactly I’m better than, because we Regulars in the know… know. Hm hm, don’t we Regulars?

Sorry, non-regulars, just a little inside joke with my Regular chums, I don’t expect you to get it.

Regular humour (that’s right, I spell it “humour” now) aside, my complaint is actually about a so-called follow Regular… my Arch-Nemesis…

Discobot…

The only time I’d ever seen this Forum Abomination of a Poster was to congratulate me for joining. How very Regular of you @discobot! Do you even E&P, bro?! I’ve never seen a single thread from this Simpson’s Disco Stu rip off. How did he “earn” a status that took a Regular guy like me something, something time to get?!

Oh! And where exactly was he to welcome me into the Regular Club?? Listening to sh*tty music and bot’ing, I presume??

I’m going to say something that I’m really hoping doesn’t get edited by the Mods/fellow Regulars, but you, discobot, are an 01000001 01110011 01110011 01101000 01101111 01101100 01100101

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Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

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@discobot please help @Kayo use kelso’s wheel to learn to accept your differences.

[Edit: I do not trust that robot to complete a task]

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Consults #forum-rules

But…

Not a player, so…I guess name calling of forum bots is allowed, at least in binary ASCII.

#toughmoddecisions :face_with_monocle:

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After 5 minutes of searching a binary translator, I do not believe it has one.

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It would look something like this:

@#$! %^&(!!!

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How this manages to get past the censors, I have no idea.

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It’s raining and I have to play E&P.

Two sides of the same thing…

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Why is it when discobot types @discobot it does not call itself? That sounds like a bug in the forum. How are we to know this is not a defect that may affect other users as well?

OMG it is pandemic! Look no call to discobot when I typed it either!

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Welcome to the club! The first thing you need to know about Regular Club is that it’s basically a conspiracy of silence. Only, without the conspiracy. Or the silence. In fact, we talk a whole lot.

In order to prove yourself worthy of learning our great secrets, you must first best Discobot in a test of forum puissance. It’s really just a post reading competition. You may want to practice a little bit beforehand, though…

Also, Discobot only speaks EBCDIC. We actually talk ASCII around him in much the same way that one asks one’s partner whether the d-o-g needs to go for a w-a-l-k. So your insult fell on deaf ears. Metaphorically speaking, since Discobot has no ears. I’ll show you…

Screenshot_20190210-095408_Firefox

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That’s: “Discobot 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100100 01110101 01101101 01100010 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110100 01101111 01100001 01110011 01110100 01100101 01110010 00101110” for those who’d rather not have to type that all in to a translator program :wink:

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Tisk Tisk. How offensive.

BraveLittleToaster

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@discobot 10001001 10100010 01000000 10000100 10100100 10010100 10000010 10000101 10011001 01000000 10100011 10001000 10000001 10010101 01000000 10000001 01000000 10100011 10010110 10000001 10001001 10100011 10000101 10011001 01001011

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Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

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Hmmm must be some weird backwoods dialect of EBCDIC

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He’s actually playing dumb because you’re not a regular. I promise you, though, he understands…

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What a tattle tale!

20 backstabs

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I picture Arnold Swartzenegger strutting in a white polyester suit.

Terminator alternate beginning - he accidentally ended up in New York and met a young John Travolta. “Give me your clothes”

Disco, discobot

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