Fun facts about heroes

[Aunty]

Fun facts about heroes… (share yours for the laugh)

Why Prisca has only one arm?

Because her skill only heals half of the damage.

[Rook]

The dragon flies west and the ducks flies east every day…but the dragon never eats the ducks. Ergo, the dragon is a vegetarian.

[Saphirra]

Why is Gormek so ugly?

to lower the defenses of his enemies. (I know, not very good.)

[Ozy1]

Why are Alice, Inari and Vivica made to look so hot?

It’s to randomly put you off your game to make you feel like you might just get lucky,

And here I thought it was the randomness of the tiles affecting my game,

[The_Great_One]

Yes it’s like it!

[Ozy1]

Why does Margret carry so much gear

And yet does so little,

[Randy]

You know what they say about heroes with big hands?

They have big swords!

[Rook]

@Randy

They have big swords!

And tiny heads…

[myopia]

Ah, but why are Gormek’s teeth so bad?

Chewing on that steel lollipop.