If your phone buffers while youāre summoning, youāre definitely getting a 5* because they take longer to loadā¦
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Can you prove the veracity of your claim?
Asking cause now I want to know if it was Dawa or Tuck?
Closeā¦it was my third Renfeld in a row. Happy days.
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If you break your phone screen, your alliance gets a rare titan.
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Now that one isnāt exactly false
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These are hilariousā¦ although I wonder how many I would have fallen for back in the day. 
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Lol you fell for more than you realize
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I blame most of my misconceptions on you.
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Lol i totally misread thatā¦
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When playing on the toilet, you get a higher winrate. Because your opponents get weakened by that smellā¦
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Ahaha hahaha hahaha haha
Yes, this is a complete sentenceā¦ donāt you know who I am?
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It is whispered amongst the darker corners of the forum that if you speak the name of the one you covet into a mirror three times, then they shall appear at your next portal summons.
Perform the ritual wrong however, and you shall be cursed forevermoreā¦
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Once you reach level 87, you can connect your game account to your forum account and use raid flasks to refill your likes. Itās weird though that it has to be level 87. I mean, why not 80 or 90? Seems so randomā¦
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Iām certain i knew that but I just canāt get things right three times in a rowā¦
I didnāt hear all the whispers clearly, so there might be important details missingā¦
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If you post your opinion on the forums enough times, and argue with enough posters, it will become reality.
Just try it: Proteus was originally Yellow, but I wanted him to become Purple so I spammed the forums way, way, way backā¦
Iām actually a little scared of this one. If someone believes itās trueā¦
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The dominant color on your board depend on the color of your shirt you wear while you play the game
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If you can form a diamond without using your hands ā your next summon will be a masculine summon.
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Is it too late to now say
āIf you ascend Telluria, you will get a secret surprise gift from Small Giantā
Very very special secret
I present to youā¦ the very first edition ofā¦ Fairly TRUE Forum Facts
#1 - If SG releases a HotM that is ridiculously overpowered
It will probably be nerfed later, resulting in total and utter forum chaos.
#2 - If SG releases a HotM that is ridiculously underpowered
You will probably pull that hero. Congratulations on your consolation prize.
#3 - If your game suddenly begins to lag at the very end of your raid or war attack
You most likely won. Congratulations!
#4 - If you have a very long streak of good boards
You will eventually get a very long streak of bad boards.
#5 - Conversely; if you have a very long streak of bad boards
You will eventually get a streak of good boards.
#6 - Whichever unfarmable ascension mat you need the most
Is the one you will not get.
#7 - Again, conversely; if you donāt need any more orbs of magic
You will get many more orbs of magic.
#8 - If you always score A/A+ on your allianceās titans
Those who scored B or C will usually get better loot than you.
Feel free to add more.
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