Evil Pixie [Forum-game]

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Granted. You get casted as the Genie in the next Aladdin remake. You look great in blue (and have a marvelous singing voice)!

I wish I had unlimited coffee and wine at home.

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granted, but who wants unlimited Two-Buck-Chuck? and the coffee is all instant.

I wish i had a personal coffee cart barista.

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Granted. Except your barista is diagnosed with the coronavirus and has to go into stricter quarantine… and so do you.

I wish I looked like a male super-model.

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Granted. You are now the sexiest and most sought after male preying mantis model featured in all the text books and insect field guides. This will end well for you.

I wish my maxed Grimble and Neith would get Buffed.

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Granted, they look really shiny now!

I wish I had bigger Living space @KahlanAmnell :wink:

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Ha!

Bardic Post of the Day :medal_sports:

Superb

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Granted, your home is now the Sahara desert, where you have endless dunes to skip and run.

I wish my phone battery would last forever

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Granted, it will be found by archaeologist aliens many millennia from now and preserved in their museum, but it still won’t have any charge.

I am now a Genie with unlimited living space, what more could I want. I have had my three wishes so I wish I could pass my wish to someone else.

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Much appreciated! 20 respect Characters

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Granted! But the person who recieves the wish, wishes a curse upon you, turning you into a Bird.
Birds have no hands so you can’t play E&P anymore.

I wish for 100 free autowin tickets to be ready for the next AR

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Granted! Except you oversleep… and, well, sleep through the entire AR.

I wish I had the power to fly.

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Granted. (Readies a catapult) Going to be a rough landing though!

I wish I could sleep more

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Granted, You stab (pr*ck is apparently a forbidden word!) your finger on a spinning wheel and will only awaken with true love’s kiss.

I wish that, after the coronavirus pandemic were over, I would go on a free trip around the world.

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Granted. You have been forced into the arm services and will end up on 12 bases in 12 weeks.

I wish the wait times on wanted missions were decreased.

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Granted. You now have a 2 hour wait time. Skips are no longer available and max loot is 1 gem.

I wish I knew more people that play Magic: the Gathering

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Granted! Those people just want to trade your mox and black lotus for a bunch of protection circle.

I wish I had a girlfriend

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Granted. But you still need the pump.

I wish I had a million dollars

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Granted, and she costs less than a HOTM.

I wish that RNGesus would stop giving me such lousy streaks on the boards.

Oops, I guess I took too long :rofl:

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Granted. You will now have consistent matches of the color you didn’t bring.

I wish they would do a remake of The Shining that follows the novel

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