7 Likes
Granted. You get casted as the Genie in the next Aladdin remake. You look great in blue (and have a marvelous singing voice)!
I wish I had unlimited coffee and wine at home.
4 Likes
granted, but who wants unlimited Two-Buck-Chuck? and the coffee is all instant.
I wish i had a personal coffee cart barista.
3 Likes
Granted. Except your barista is diagnosed with the coronavirus and has to go into stricter quarantine… and so do you.
I wish I looked like a male super-model.
3 Likes
Granted. You are now the sexiest and most sought after male preying mantis model featured in all the text books and insect field guides. This will end well for you.
I wish my maxed Grimble and Neith would get Buffed.
4 Likes
Ha!
Bardic Post of the Day 
Superb
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Granted, your home is now the Sahara desert, where you have endless dunes to skip and run.
I wish my phone battery would last forever
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Granted, it will be found by archaeologist aliens many millennia from now and preserved in their museum, but it still won’t have any charge.
I am now a Genie with unlimited living space, what more could I want. I have had my three wishes so I wish I could pass my wish to someone else.
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Much appreciated! 20 respect Characters
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Granted! But the person who recieves the wish, wishes a curse upon you, turning you into a Bird.
Birds have no hands so you can’t play E&P anymore.
I wish for 100 free autowin tickets to be ready for the next AR
2 Likes
Granted! Except you oversleep… and, well, sleep through the entire AR.
I wish I had the power to fly.
3 Likes
Granted. (Readies a catapult) Going to be a rough landing though!
I wish I could sleep more
6 Likes
Granted, You stab (pr*ck is apparently a forbidden word!) your finger on a spinning wheel and will only awaken with true love’s kiss.
I wish that, after the coronavirus pandemic were over, I would go on a free trip around the world.
1 Like
Granted. You have been forced into the arm services and will end up on 12 bases in 12 weeks.
I wish the wait times on wanted missions were decreased.
3 Likes
Granted. You now have a 2 hour wait time. Skips are no longer available and max loot is 1 gem.
I wish I knew more people that play Magic: the Gathering
2 Likes
Granted! Those people just want to trade your mox and black lotus for a bunch of protection circle.
I wish I had a girlfriend
2 Likes
Granted. But you still need the pump.
I wish I had a million dollars
4 Likes
Granted, and she costs less than a HOTM.
I wish that RNGesus would stop giving me such lousy streaks on the boards.
Oops, I guess I took too long 
5 Likes
Granted. You will now have consistent matches of the color you didn’t bring.
I wish they would do a remake of The Shining that follows the novel
2 Likes