Empires & Puzzles theme jokes! (help me brighten up my alliances FM)

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Vivica, Elena, Joon and Khagan walk into a bar...the Awful Jokes thread

Firstly, if you actually have an idea about how to use the titular heroes in a defence, please go here and assist Obsidian, who’s title I have appropriated: Vivica, Elena, Joon and Khagan Now, without further ado, here are some really awful jokes: Cyprian has no nose How does he smell? Terrible! Why is Joon barefoot? Even his socks are holey What’s the difference between Chao and Cabinboy Peters? One cuts the mana, the other mans a cutter Knock knock Hu’s there Fudge, I was really ho…

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