Tank Like Me
Sung by our very own Tell-eenie.
Well Aegir had that spirit link
Guin had her mana cut
But player you in luck 'cause up your sleeves
You got a brand of tank never fails
You got some minions in your corner now
Some immunity in your tank
You got healing, mana slow, damage and how
See all you gotta do is set me as tank
And I’ll say
Mister Commander, sir
How many trophies you want?
Let me make your enemies
Reroll twice
You ain’t never had a tank like me
Raids are your ham source
And I’m your butcher-tank
C’mon whisper what it is you want
You ain’t never had a tank like me
Yes sir, I pride myself on survival
I’m broken
OP, the top
Look at your cups
You gained, hundreds
How about climbing into the Top hundred?
Raid with impunity
Confident when they revenge
I’l hold your cups and gain some more
You ain’t never had a tank like me
Can Yunan do this?
Do Boss Wolf do that?
Can Queen of Hearts pull this with her little card?
Can Ariel go boom?
Well, looky here
Can BK go, just a flesh wound, I won’t die
And then make the attacker throw their phone?
So dontcha sit there slack-jawed, buggy-eyed
I’m here to keep you in high Diamond
You got me maxed, emblemed all the way
You got a tank for any raid tourney
I got an OP special to help you out
So what-cha wish?
I really want to know
You want to top those leaderboards, no doubt
Well, all you gotta do set me as tank
Master Player, dude, no need to stress about my flanks
I’ll do the job, I’ll gain you cups
You ain’t never had a tank, never had a tank
You ain’t never had a tank, never had a tank
You ain’t never had a tank like me
You ain’t never had a tank like me, hah!