I’m Just a Noob
I started it was seven
I raided 'til eleven
And I didn’t win a single cup
I think I’ve got some good heroes
But all my boards are bad
What’s another unopened raid chest
When you’re stuck way down in Bronze
And here it goes
I’m just a noob
And raids are a nightmare
I’m just a noob
It’s definitely not fair
Nobody cares
'Cuz I lose and everyone is
Gaining more cups than me tonight
And maybe when my team is dead
I’ll crawl into my bed
I’m staring at the watchtower again
I’ll try to think about the last time
I had a good board
Everyone’s got 5*s in every color
And they’re gonna leave me way down in Bronze
And here it goes
I’m just a noob
And raids are a nightmare
I’m just a noob
Why are these boards not fair?!
Nobody helps
'Cuz I’m a noob and everyone is
Earning more cups than me…
What the heck is RNG?
I cannot beat anybody,
How did this happen to me?
Wide awake I reroll and I can’t fall asleep
And every board is the worst board ever
I’m just a noob
I feel like a dupe
I’m just a noob
I feel like a dupe
Yeah, I’m just a noob
I’m just a noob
I’m just a noob
I’m just a noob