E&P Song Lyrics (and Songs) by Sleepyhead & Friends

LOL cool. No idea on the other one.

Time after time by Cyndi Lauper

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Aah, well done!

Ok here’s another to keep things fresh:

Thread Angst

I don’t know what the forums may need
But I’m sure as hell that it starts with me
And that’s a wisdom I’ve laughed at

I don’t know what the forums may want
But a good flame war it surely don’t
Think I’ll grab myself some popcorn and I’ll watch it

What the forums need now is some co-operation
'Cause the conflict just bores me to death
What the forums need now is another nerf/buff thread
Like I need a hole in my head

I don’t know what the forums may need
But an OP hero’s a good start with me
Think I’ll go and find some raids now to be surly

I don’t know what the forums may want
But some words of random could comfort us
Think I’ll leave that up to the developers

What the forums need now is some true random input
Like la de dooh sala kumbaya zoom arf arf
What the forums need now is another rigged boards thread
Like I need a hole in my head

I don’t know what the forums may need
And I never grasped the complexities
I’d be happy just to stay up in diamond

I don’t know what the forums may want
But some better odds on the portals would surely
Make things a little smoother

What the forums need now is a true understanding
This game you’re not going to win
What the forums need now is another I quit thread
Like I need a hole in my head
What the forums need now is another I quit thread
Like I need a hole in my head
What the forums need now is a true understanding
This game you’re not going to win
What the forums need now is another I quit thread
Like I need a hole in my head
What the forums need now is another I quit thread
Like I need a hole in my head

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So I tried an experiment. I used Google Translate to cycle the lyrics through a few languages and back to English.

True Angst

I do not know what the column needs
But I’m sure the night will start with me
Laughter is my wisdom

I do not know what the column needs
But a good fire fight is useless
I took it, thought about it and looked at the popcorn myself

What the Stones need now is a similar process
The reason for the war was that I was just tired of dying
What these columns need now is an additional nerf / buff theme
I seem to need a hole in my head

I don’t know what the pillars need
But the OP hero got off to a good start
Suppose I go now and get some attacks

I don’t know what the pillars need
But a few simple words can comfort us
I think I should leave the programmers alone

What the Stones need right now is a really messy insert
Dooh sala kumbaya zoom is similar to zoom arf arf
What these columns need now is a theme sorting table
I seem to need a hole in my head

I don’t know what the pillars need
I don’t know the difficulties
I would just be happy to sit in the diamond

I don’t know what the pillars need
But luck is better at the door
Take things in stride

That’s the decent thing to do, and it should end there
You can’t win this game
What the Stones need right now, I will stay at the level
I seem to need a hole in my head
What the Stones need right now, I will stay at the level
I seem to need a hole in my head
That’s the decent thing to do, and it should end there
You can’t win this game
What the Stones need right now, I will stay at the level
I seem to need a hole in my head
What the Stones need right now, I will stay at the level
I seem to need a hole in my head

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cool experiment @nevarmaor

thanks for keeping this alive. i haven’t really been feeling it lately and neither has @TGW

Okay, I’ll give it a stab, inspired by my summon history: The Sight of Dawa

Hello Dawa, my old friend
It seems I’ve summoned you again
Because I wanted some new heroes
Crossed my fingers and all my toes
Then I pounded my head on my desk until I saw brain
'Cause it was plain
I got another Dawa.

With restless pulls I carried on
Got me a Nordri and a Bjorn.
Would the next pull give me Uraeus?
I closed my eyes - nope, it’s just Agnes.
Then a saw a flash of yellow shining from my iPhone screen
That foul machine
It was another Dawa.

I checked my roster and I saw
A dozen Dawas, maybe more
Dawas coming without helping
Dawas sitting around smirking
Dawas here, Dawas there and everywhere
It’s just not fair
'Cause all I get is Dawas.

Shouldn’t keep knocking at that door
Won’t get a Heimdall or a Thor
Wanted a Loki and a Gefjon
But now my money is all gone
You know they say that you can’t succeed if you don’t try
But I will cry
At the next sight of Dawa

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sweet lyrics!! 20 bits of applause

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Well done! :clap: :clap: :clap:

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@sleepyhead Incredible that I’ve missed this thread so far! May I join? One of my favorite songs. Only minor adjustments were required.

We follow the temptations of the summons
Moving in a river of tears
As the hopes fade away we won’t change our mindset
We roll for our EP careers

We are old, we are young, we are in this together
Vagabonds and children, prisoners forever
With pulses a-raging and eyes full of wonder
Kicking out behind us again

Night time, city beat, the next event is calling
The lost and lonely in vain
Out here we are running for the upcoming heroes
Bravely ignoring the pain

We are old, we are young, we are in this together
Vagabonds and children, prisoners forever
With pulses a-raging and eyes full of wonder
Kicking out behind us again

And watching as a boy alone at the quayside
The whales loading cargo in the night
Their names all calling to faraway places
The years go past, the levels go by
And still this childhood romance will not die

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@Pike you are always welcome, and great job on this one!

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Cool, the more the merrier :metal:

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Welcome @Pike . BTW your video won’t play. Are you able to reload it?

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Pink Floyd - “Hey You” - YouTube

Hey You

Hey you, vanilla roster getting cold
Losing wars is getting old
Can you feel me?
Hey you, losing all your raids
As your former glory fades
Can you feel me?
Hey you, don’t let power creep kill your light
Don’t give in without a fight.

Hey you, out there on your own
Preparing to throw your phone
Would you join me?
Hey you, banging your head against the wall
Hoping summon portals call
Anything but Dawa?
Hey you, would you help me to carry hope on?
Open the door, I’m coming home.

But it was only fantasy.
The paywall too high,
As you can see.
No matter how he tried,
He was not lucky.
And the whales swallowed his game.

Hey you, running down this road
always grinding like we’re told,
Can you help me?
Hey you, somehow floating through the fall,
Breaking scoreboards on the wall,
Can you help me?
Hey you, please tell me there’s still hope at all
Together we stand, divided we fall.

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nice!! keep on coming all. welcome back TGW… timely lyrics and i totally agree

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Eggcellent, Smithers (TGW), eggcellent !

One of my favorite bands :star_struck:

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20 Thank you! :blush:

Unfortunately it’s not a video, just sound. But that works for me.

I do believe this was a big hit way back when the game was introduced around 1580 …

RNGSleeves

Alas, the portal, doth do me wrong,
to cast me Renfeld and Dawa too
For I have played the game well and long,
delighting in raids and wars too.

RNGsleeves was all my joy,
RNGsleeves was my delight
RNGsleeves was my token of gold,
and who but my lady RNGsleeves.

Your odds you’ve broken, like my bank,
Oh, why did you so impoverish me?
Now I cling bleakly to the edge
But my wallet’s in captivity.

I have been ready to summon,
Grant me whatever you would give,
I have both wagered gold and gems,
Your HOTM for to have.

If you intend thus to disdain,
It does the more enrapture me,
And even so, I still remain
Summoner in captivity.

My tokens clothed all in gold,
And they did ever wait on thee;
All this was gallant to behold,
Heroes thou wouldst not grant me.

Thou couldst desire no earthly thing,
But still thou keepest readily.
Thy music still to play and sing;
Heroes thou wouldst not grant me.

Well, I will pray to RNGesus on high,
That thou my constancy mayst see,
And that yet once before I die,
HOTM Thou wilt to grant me.

Ah, RNGsleeves, now farewell, adieu,
To God I pray to prosper thee,
For I am still thy summoner true,
HOTM please grant me.

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Greensleeves - feat. Tim Foust - YouTube

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This is wonderful @nevarmaor ! You’ve done an excellent job with the lyrics. :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: I especially like the last stanza.

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