E&P Song Lyrics (and Songs) by Sleepyhead & Friends

It’s time for a cup of the dark stuff
Let caffeination run through my veins!
For coffee gives a +18 percent buff
(Although it’s been known to leave stains)

And now for that beautiful Cup #10
(And then we’ll drink up all over again!)

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nice stanza, Rook! :slight_smile:

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I need that +18% buff!! :coffee: :coffee: :coffee:

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PS nice cow :rofl:

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thanks :slight_smile: but I WANT to have a cow… :stuck_out_tongue:

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Great Song. I prefer the Weird Al version. “That song’s just six word long”

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pretty sure it’s not been done yet… I don’t know it, but happy for anyone to contribute it :wink:

I got my mind set on you
Guardian Panther it’s true
I got my mind set on you
Guardian Panther it’s true

But it’s gonna take money
A whole lotta spending money
It’s gonna take plenty of money
To summon right cat

It’s gonna take gems
A whole lot of precious gems
It’s gonna take money and gems, ummm
To summon, to summon, to summon, to summon, to summon
To summon right cat

I got my mind set on you
Guardian Panther it’s true
I got my mind set on you
Guardian Panther it’s true

And this time I know it’s for real
The RNG’s gonna deal
I know if I put my gems to it
I know that I really can do it

I got my mind set on you
Set on you
I got my mind set on you
Set on you

But it’s gonna take money
A whole lotta spending money
It’s gonna take plenty of money
To summon right cat

Not lucky this time
But there will be other times
It’s gonna take plenty of times, ummm
To summon, to summon, to summon, to summon, to summon
To summon right cat

I got my mind set on you
Guardian Panther it’s true
I got my mind set on you
Guardian Panther it’s true

And next time for sure it’s for real
The RNG’s gonna deal
I know if I put my gems to it
I know that I really can do it

But it’s gonna take money
A whole lotta spending money
It’s gonna take plenty of money
To summon right cat

It’s gonna take time
A whole lot of precious time
It’s gonna take money and time, ummm
To summon, to summon, to summon, to summon, to summon
To summon right

Set on you
Set on you
Set on you
Set on you
Set on you
Set on you
Set on you
Guardian Panther it’s true
Set on you…

I love that he’s playing a gacha machine :rofl:

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you both rock @nevarmaor @Vixx !

into the table of contents they both go

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Hero tributes series again. Guess.

Poison

Your cruel device, your blood like ice
One look could kill
My pain, your thrill

I wanna kill you, but I better not touch (don’t touch)
I wanna hurt you, but my senses tell me to stop
I wanna hit you, but I want it too much (too much)
I wanna slow you, cause your attack’s venomous poison
Your poison running through my veins
Your poison
Need to dispel DOT

Your mouth, so hot, your web, I’m caught
Your skin, so wet, black lace on sweat

I hear you calling and it’s needles and pins (and pins)
I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name
Don’t wanna touch you but you’re under my skin (deep in)
I wanna slow you cause your attack’s venomous poison
Your poison running through my veins
Your poison
Need to dispel DOT
Poison

One hit (one hit) could kill (could kill)
My pain, your thrill

I wanna kill you, but I better not touch (don’t touch)
I wanna hurt you, but my senses tell me to stop
I wanna hit you, but I want it too much (too much)
I wanna slow you, cause your attack’s venomous poison
Your poison running through my veins
Your poison
Need to dispel DOT
Poison (poison)

I wanna kill you, but I better not touch (don’t touch)
I wanna hurt you, but my senses tell me to stop
I wanna hit you, but I want it too much (too much)
I wanna slow you, cause your attack’s venomous poison

Yeah!
Well, need to dispel DOT
Poison (poison) no
Running deep inside my veins
Burning deep (poison) inside my brain
Poison (poison)
Need to dispel DOT
Poison (poison)

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another awesome one with amazing lyrics!!!

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IT’S OH SO QUIET

Shh, shh

It’s oh, so quiet, shh, shh
It’s oh, so still, shh, shh
You’re all alone, shh, shh
And so peaceful until

You raid again, zing boom
The team is prepaired, zing boom
Let’s start fightin’, wow bam!

You’ve never been so nuts about a fight
You wanna laugh, you wanna cry
You cross your heart and hope they’ll die

Till it’s over, and then, shh, shh
It’s sad and quiet, shh, shh
But soon again, shh, shh
Starts another big riot

You blow a fuse, zing boom
The devil cuts loose, zing boom
So what’s the use, wow bam!
Of falling in raids?

It’s oh, so quiet
It’s oh, so still
You’re all alone
And so peaceful until

You ring the bell, bim bam
You shout and you yell, hi ho-ho
You broke the spell

Gee, this is swell, you almost have a fit
This guy’s a fool and will get hit
There’s no mistake, this is it!

Till it’s over, and then
It’s sad and quiet, shh, shh
But soon again, shh, shh
Starts another big riot

You blow a fuse, zing boom
The devil cuts loose, zing boom
So what’s the use, wow bam!
Of falling in raids?

The sky caves in
The devil cuts loose
You blow, blow, blow
Blow, blow your fuse, ahh!
When you fall in raids
Shh

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another awesome one @Pike !!!

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We Don’t Talk About Balance

We don’t talk about balance, no, no, no!
We don’t talk about balance… but

S5 just came out
S5 just came out
We were summoning, and many players loved Azmia
A really tough 4*!

SG walks in with a mischievous grin-
Nerfing!
After a month, or not even
Sorry players? Yeah right

SG says, “She’s used too much”
How can they say so soon?
In doing so, they nerf my team
Zynga, gets the revenue
Nerfed in a whirlwind
What an awful day… but anyway

We don’t talk about balance, no, no, no!
We don’t talk about balance!

Hey! Grew to live in fear of SG nerfing all my heroes
I would always watch them ignoring beta feedback
I wish they would let us claim ascension mats back, tsk tsk tsk
It’s a tough choice, with the chance for nerfing
And yet no real buffing for the weaker heroes
Grappling with decisions we couldn’t understand
Do you understand?

A forum explosion
Kalo’s back in beta
When testers give feedback
It all fades to black
Yeah, SG doesn’t listen
And gives us surprises (hey!)

We don’t talk about balance, no, no, no! (We don’t talk about balance, no, no, no!)
We don’t talk about balance (we don’t talk about balance!)

They gave Finley a costume
And buffed Zuri too! (No, no!)
But Telly’s still all nerfed
And poor Vela too… (no, no!)
Why is Heimdall’s costume so much better, and did they buff OP Milena? (no, no! Hey!)
There is no end to the creeping power!

They told me that my cups would go up, if I just put five Gargoyles there
They told me that their power would grow, like the Circus heroes that got buffed
Óye, more nerfs are on the way

They told me that the best heroes would be just out of reach
Locked behind a paywall
The more accessible ones?
Hey gang, common heroes can’t be too strong (like when Vela got nerfed)
I can’t use her now

Um, balance…,.
Yeah, about that balance…
Why don’t you listen to beta…
Gimmie the truth and the whole truth, SG
(What about Guardian Owl!?)
Time for nerfing

Kalo’s gonna be nerfed (he was my rush war tank, he was my rush war tank)
But Ruby’s still out there (she’s so tough to get)
When SG makes changes (was Azmia really that good?)
It all fades to black (Christmas minions nerfed Buddy!)

Yeah, they steal your dreams (why don’t they listen to Beta?)
And feasts on your screams (nerfing!)
Should I just wait before I pull?
Will it matter, new heroes come anyway (oh gosh, new challenge event?)

SG says, “Azmia was too good” (just a 4 star, so too easy to get)
In doing so, they smash my team
But leave 5 Ninjas alone
I hate Ruby!

Don’t talk about balance, no! (Why did I talk about balance?)
Not a word about balance!
I never should’ve brought up balance!

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The wrongly neglected thread is alive!
It sure was hard work @sleepyhead. It was worth it!

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you’re so cool @Pike thank you! this thread is just as much yours considering all the songs you’ve written!

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Cross-post

Hero to Zero

Bless my soul
Kalo was on a roll
New Wing of the week in every forum opinion poll
So OP!
He could stop your raid
Set him with some ninjas and you’re talking no one shot!
He was a strong 4
A hero, hero
Now he’s all nerfed down!
He’s a zero
Here was SG without their act act down pat
From hero to zero in one week flat
Hero to zero just like that (snaps)

When he fired
The board went wild with
All the specials!
And they kicked your team
So dead fast
(so dead fast)

From highly desired, worth pulling four
Our Kalo was chased by all
From the rich spenders and C2P
All would tell you
I really want him

Here’s the nerf
There we go again
Can’t have 4s too strong now
They’re just too easy to get
SG’s thinking
Of the game economy
Can’t have such desirability
Over the more expensive 5s!

Nerfing, it comes
SG sees, but not hears
Honey, beta players were
Warning you!
They laid the arguments down, and what!
You didn’t listen, now here we are
Hero to zero and who’da thunk

What broke the straw on many backs?
Kalo’s nerf!
Whose screaming now for compensation?
Half the forum!
Isn’t this balance?
oh come on now
After a week?
You gotta be kidding
Kalo’s nerf, Kalo’s nerf …

Bless my soul
SG was on a roll
Ferant and Azmia
Now Kalo
Don’t get excited
It’s not forever

He was the best 4’
A hero, hero
Now he’s so weakened
He’s a zero

He was nerfed at breakneck speed
From hero to zero
Kalo was a hero
Now he’s a zero
Yes indeed!

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The 12 days of EnP Christmas

On the 12th day of Christmas, EnP gave to me:

12 recruiters recruiting

11 snipers sniping

10 months playing no 5*

9 times Boldtusk revived

8 Peer Supporters

7 Days Departed

6 war flags, bad boards

5 Mystic Rings

4 calling mercs

3 benched Thornes

2 more gloves

And a Dawa in a summons gate.

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welcome to the thread! I am gonna put this in the table of contents, but not gonna be able to tag ya due to the tag limit

An easy one. It’s purely fictional.

I’m a Believer

I thought luck was only true in fairy tales
Meant for someone else but not for me
Luck was out to get me
That’s the way it seemed
Disappointment haunted all my dreams

And then I saw her face
Now I’m a believer
And not a trace
Of doubt in my mind
Thanks RNG, I’m a believer
I couldn’t feed her if I tried

I thought luck was more or less a given thing
More I spend the less I got, oh yeah
What’s the use in trying?
All you get is pain
When I wanted Bera, I got Bane

And then I saw her face
Now I’m a believer
And not a trace
Of doubt in my mind
Thanks RNG, I’m a believer
I couldn’t feed her if I tried

What’s the use in trying?
All you get is pain
When I wanted Bera
I got Bane

And then I saw her face
Now I’m a believer
And not a trace
Of doubt in my mind
Thanks RNG, I’m a believer
I couldn’t feed her if I tried

Then I saw her face
Now I’m a believer
Not a trace
Of doubt in my mind
Now I’m a believer
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Now I’m a believer
Then I saw her face
Now I’m a believer
Not a trace
Of doubt in my mind
I’m a believer

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