E&P Song Lyrics (and Songs) by Sleepyhead & Friends

This one’s for @TGW.

TAKE BACK THE POWER

What’s your plan to keep game goin’
You’re F2P mate or will you pay on
Are you a fighter or will you cower
It’s our time to take back the power

What’s your plan to keep game goin’
You’re F2P mate or will you pay on
Are you a fighter or will you cower
It’s our time to take back the power

Whatcha gonna do
When they bring up something new
To the game in brightest hue
And it is just for milking you

Whatcha gonna say
When they strip your hopes away
And SGG makes you pay
For every bead of sweat you bled today

We don’t need to pay and hide
We won’t be pushed, we won’t be quiet

What’s your plan to keep game goin’
You’re F2P mate or will you pay on
Are you a fighter or will you cower
It’s our time to take back the power

Who you gonna trust
When RNG is so unjust
And the whales just discuss
Say you don’t pay like one of us

Where you gonna turn
With the lessons that you learned
And the hopes that have been burned
Are more than all the things that you have earned

We don’t need to pay and hide
We won’t be pushed, we won’t be quiet

What’s your plan to keep game goin’
You’re F2P mate or will you pay on
Are you a fighter or will you cower
It’s our time to take back the power

What’s your plan to keep game goin’
You’re F2P mate or will you pay on
Are you a fighter or will you cower
It’s our time to take back the power

We don’t need to pay and hide
We won’t be pushed, we won’t be quiet

What’s your plan to keep game goin’
You’re F2P mate or will you pay on
Are you a fighter or will you cower
It’s our time to take back the power

What’s your plan to keep game goin’
You’re F2P mate or will you pay on
Are you a fighter or will you cower
It’s our time to take back the power

What’s your plan to keep game goin’
You’re F2P mate or will you pay on
Are you a fighter or will you cower
It’s our time to take back the power

It’s our time to take back the power
It’s our time to take back the power

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Another awesome one. Love the empowering lyrics!

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Power to the players! :sunglasses:
I love the band and their style. Maybe there will come more with them.

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We lost a great man today…

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When the moon’s a rising
Behind clouds it’s hiding
And just the glow of my screen lights up the room
I hear the voice of gone members
The ones we loved and lost some times ago
Forum remember me

Well it’s hard to believe I know
But I hear them speaking
in the croak of my speaker
Floating in my room here way above me

Forum remember me
Yes we’ll always remember
Till the day we die
We’ll hear their cry
Forum remember me

Well some day I guess
There’ll be some new helpers ‘n’ critics here
To take the place of those who went
But as long as I live I know
I’ll hear them whisp’ring in the threads of the forum
they shared all their knowledge, none in return
Forum remember me

Yes we’ll always remember
Till the day we die
We’ll hear their cry
Forum remember me

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It’s strange how shocked you can be at the fate of someone you hardly knew.
I’ve had this one in my mind for a long time, now it’s done…

TGW, I HARDLY KNEW YA

Lately in forum I heard them cry, oh lord, oh lord
Lately in forum I heard them cry, oh lord, oh lord
Lately in forum I heard them cry
My phone in the hand, a drop in the eye
I couldn’t believe, had to cry
Buddy I hardly knew ya

Where is the voice that hits so hard, oh my, oh my
Where is the voice that hits so hard, oh my, oh my
Where is the voice that hits so hard
You never stopped to hit them hard
For the F2Ps you were a guard
Buddy I hardly knew ya

We had fun and songs and fun and songs, hooray, hooray
We had fun and songs and fun and songs, hooray, hooray
We had fun and songs and fun and songs
The game and odds never screw ya
Buddy I hardly knew ya

Where is the hand, the helping one, so far, so far
Where is the hand, the helping one, so far, so far
Where is the hand, the helping one
You gave a hand to everyone
And in return you expected none
Buddy I hardly knew ya

We had fun and songs and fun and songs, hooray, hooray
We had fun and songs and fun and songs, hooray, hooray
We had fun and songs and fun and songs
The game and odds never screw ya
Buddy I hardly knew ya

Outside forum I don’t know you, so sad, so sad
Outside forum I don’t know you, so sad, so sad
Outside forum I don’t know you
But I know for sure when clouds went through
For your family you made skies blue
Buddy I hardly knew ya

We had fun and songs and fun and songs, hooray, hooray
We had fun and songs and fun and songs, hooray, hooray
We had fun and songs and fun and songs
The game and odds never screw ya
Buddy I hardly knew ya

I’m happy for to see forum, bow down, bow down
I’m happy for to see forum, bow down, bow down
I’m happy for to see forum,
in reverence bowing down
Buddy I hardly knew ya

We had fun and songs and fun and songs, hooray, hooray
We had fun and songs and fun and songs, hooray, hooray
We had fun and songs and fun and songs
The game and odds never screw ya
Buddy I hardly knew ya

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You will never ever get a like from me. That is all I’m prepared or allowed to say.

Another great one @Pike , hits me right in the feels.

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I was going to make the lyrics TGW-centric, but I couldn’t. So, I’ll do something else in his honor…

"Waiting For Valhalla Coins"

I’m farming Valhalla, the gnomes don’t show
I’ve been burning flasks now, used up a dozen

I think, “Yeah, gnomes are coming, just a little bit rare.
Maybe SG forgot to turn them on again
I’m just watching the mobs spawn, and they’re all Aegirs
Like what the bleep
And I cry, oh the way I cry

I’m hoping for Almur,
Pining for Mist
Making a wish on RNG
I’m missing Gullinbursti
Pulled Jarvur again
Waiting for coins to just show up
So I can pull, yeah, so I can pull, yeah
Waiting for Valhalla coins

I’m farming 9-8 trying to catch a glimpse
Nothing’s making sense
I’ve been chasing the gnomes, but they don’t show up
This bleeping sucks

I say, "Yeah, they’re still coming, just a little bit late.
Maybe RNG just hates me, but good luck should come
I say, “If E&P was a movie, then it wouldn’t end like this,
Left without a pull.”
Still, I farm, oh, heck yes I farm, yeah

I’m hoping for Grevle,
Not even a 5
Making a wish on a shooting star
I’m auto farming during work,
I’m falling apart
Waiting for gnomes to just show up
RNG, yeah, oh RNG yeah
I’m waiting for gnomes dang it…

…to just show up and give me summon luck
Show me love, and finally get Almur
Save me now before the Mythic Titan kills me
Oh, at the speed of light
And I cry

I’m slamming my phone down
Hitting my head
Cursing at my luck, it’s just so bad
I’m cursing my summons
My thirteenth Surdi
Hoping for Almur to just show up
In my bench, yeah, in my bench, yeah
I’m waiting for some good luck…

…to lift me up and fill my bench with them
Show me love, oh, I’ve been farming hard
Save me now before I go nuts tonight
I’m waiting for those darned gnomes

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Do it your way and he would have loved it. Anyway, I love it because it’s so true. I just finished S3 hard. No more expectations of valhalla coins.

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thanks @Pike . yeah, knowing @TGW , he would have appreciated poking fun at the stingy VF drops.

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King Of The Boards

https://voca.ro/13VT8sDEXnAv

Heroes for sale or rent
Using gem packs 99 cents
No 4’s no 5’s in them
I ain’t got no HOTM
Ah but …
Two hours of farm 8-7
Gets me into 3* heaven
I’m a …
Player of means by no means
King of the boards

Third raid loss in a row
Is my temper starting to show?
Old worn out S1’s here
I ain’t got no Frigg so you have no fear
I smoke …
Old players I have found
They’re no longer hanging around
I’m a …
Player of means by no means
King of the boards

I know every 3* from every season
All their strengths and any weakness
I know every emblem path to make them strong
And how to flee the field when it all goes wrong

I sing …
Heroes for sale or rent
Using gem packs 99 cents
No 4’s no 5’s in them
I ain’t got no HOTM
Ah but …
Two hours of farm 8-7
Gets me into 3* heaven
I’m a …
Player of means by no means
King of the boards

Player of means by no means
King of the boards

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Yes! Yes! Yes! :rofl:
Love the song and what you made of it. But to be honest I forgot this version (the original?).

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another great one @nevarmaor , and really nice hearing your lovely voice and strumming again!

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Yes Roger Miller is the original. That is a remastered version.

Fun fact: this was the very first song I learned on guitar. I was eight! At the time I think the song was four years old.

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I will not do the math. :wink:

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TIMES WE SPENT (WILD WORLD)

Now that I have found someone like you
You say you need a break, have to care 'bout you
And it’s breaking my heart that your leaving
Sleepy I’m grieving
But if you wanna leave take good care
I hope you have a lot of good friends who care
Cause a lot of nice things turn bad out there

Oo happy happy times that we spent
remember the songs, hope this won’t be the end
Oo happy happy times that we spent
I’ll always remember you just like a good friend

It seems you’ve seen alot of what the world can do
And it’s breaking my heart in two
Because I never wanna see you be sad friend
Wish that’s no dead end
But if you wanna leave take good care
I hope you have a lot of good friends out there
And just remember there’s a forum for you somewhere

Oo happy happy times that we spent
remember the words, hope this won’t be the end
Oo happy happy times that we spent
I’ll always remember you just like a good friend

Baby, keep your good heart
But you wanna leave take good care
I hope you have a lot of good friends out there
And just remember there’s a forum for you somewhere

Oo happy happy times that we spent
remember the songs, hope this won’t be the end
Oo happy happy times that we spent
I’ll always remember you just like a good friend

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@Pike I just had to log in, thank you, this is really sweet and cool. You’re an awesome friend and an awesome poet :slight_smile:

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Thanks :blush:, but Cat Stevens did most of the work. :wink:

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