E&P Song Lyrics (and Songs) by Sleepyhead & Friends

Yup. I wouldn’t be able to complete much of the game content without them :slight_smile:

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Excuse me for the Russian language, friends? My husband (the co-leader of my alliance) and I composed a song-anthem of Empires and Puzzles players. I wrote poems, my husband composed music, made an arrangement and sang. And then the video was also shot. Russian Russian, yes, but I think everything will be clear even to those who do not know Russian. :wink: :hugs: :heart_eyes:
I love you all very much! Good luck to you both in the game and in life!

I tried to make a translation of my song with the help of a Google translator )) Here is the result

You know neither sleep nor rest.
You persistently run around the provinces.
You taught the cat to use automatic combat.
At night, the poor man dutifully engages in agriculture.

You go to the toilet with a phone.
You run to the war on the alarm clock.
You sleep and see how cruelly you will take revenge
The bad man who took your cups.

Who has not played in the Empires, he does not know,
Defeats are a hopeless pain,
Because there were simply no tiles on the field,
To make a series of wins.

You write angry letters to the Finns:
“Where is my prey? Where are my HOTMs?”.
But the Finns don’t care frankly
On your problems, little man.

Who has not played in the Empires, he does not know,
How does luck know how to mock,
He did not receive three Bains at the tavern’s summoning,
I didn’t want to get drunk from resentment.

We will pour the flasks into glasses, so
that we will be bitter and drunk.
All the equipment is burned and in a nervous state
We will destroy all the titans in the game.

We will all rape Random.
Let’s take revenge on him for all the garbage received from the summoning gate.
We will demolish the Ninja Tower and erect
An obelisk to all immortal Tudans.

We will demolish the Ninja Tower and erect
An obelisk to all immortal Tudans!

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how lovely! and thank you for sharing @ArktikaTF , even though I did not understand the words I liked it very much! I will add to the table of contents, but sadly I cannot tag you as there are too many tagged already :slight_smile:

Glad to see you still creating, I really enjoy your work.

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Hello, my dear friend! I remember about you, I love you, I miss you! I’ll be back soon! :hugs: :kissing_heart: :kissing_heart: :kissing_heart: :kissing_heart:

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aww! yes please, see you back soon my dear friend!! :slight_smile:

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Wonderful job! I love the video and the music style and the sound of the russian language! Even if I don’t understand anything. :rofl: I asked my girlfriend. She learned russian at school, but unfortunately it was too long ago. But she told me about the importance of the cucumber for russian cuisine. Greetings to everyone involved, especially the cat!

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Oh, thank you very much! I was very amused by your comment! From the cat and from us, you also have a big hello! And separately, a huge hello to your girlfriend! Respect for understanding the importance of cucumbers! :wink: :joy: :joy: :joy:
By the way, the Russian guys also especially appreciated the ad on the wall of the house, written by the boy Seryozha. The ad says that he is looking for new parents who do not play Empires and puzzles :joy: :joy: :joy:

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I saw your lyrics @ArktikaTF , this is so funny!! I love it, oh I wish I could understand Russian :slight_smile:

is that your husband singing? He has a very nice voice! and I really love the beat. You have an A-class video, it’s so good, and I was laughing while watching the acting :slight_smile: )

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Thank you, dear! :hugs: :kissing_heart: :wink: Yes, this is my husband singing. I’m glad you liked it. :blush: :innocent:

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you two are very talented my friend! Keep making these, please :slight_smile:

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Yes, please go on!

Why should a child want something like that !? :astonished: :rofl:

Bad boards
Whatcha want, whatcha want
Whatcha gonna do
When bad RNG comes for you?
Tell me, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do?
Yeah

Bad boards, bad boards
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Bad boards, bad boards
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

When you were naive and started the game
You came for fame, number one was your aim
Hoped you’ll build your roster with best 3 4 5
Just kill your foes but then you met game live

Bad boards, bad boards
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Bad boards, bad boards
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

You blame it on that one, you blame it on this one
You blame it on the devs and you blame it on the mods
You blame it on your bad luck and you blame it on a sky duck
You blame it on RNG and you blame it on SG

Bad boards, bad boards
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Bad boards, bad boards
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Bad boards, bad boards
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Bad boards, bad boards
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Nobody naw give you no gift
SG naw give you no gift
Not a raiding hero give you no gift
Not even you ally mate give you no gift
On boards

Bad boards, bad boards
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Bad boards, bad boards
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Bad boards, bad boards
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Bad boards, bad boards
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

It’s only you who builds your team
Choose wise those who are in between
Color stacking, rainbow or mono hacking
Satisfaction comes and satisfaction goes
I know sometimes you really get sad
Hey, hey, hey
I know sometimes you wanna go mad

Bad boards, bad boards
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Bad boards, bad boards
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
(You’re too mad, too unrelaxed)
(You’re too mad, you’re too strained, yeah)
Bad boards, bad boards
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Bad boards, bad boards
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

You blame it on that one, you blame it on this one
You blame it on the devs and you blame it on the mods
You blame it on your bad luck and you blame it on a sky duck
You blame it on RNG and you blame it on SG

Bad boards, bad boards
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Bad boards, bad boards
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when @littleKAF counts zero?

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hhahahahahaa this is hilarious @Pike , brilliant, even with the sound off I could already hear the music. Bad Boards! also nice shout out to Kaffy!

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That’s how it should be. :wink:

I’ve just visited the counting thread. The cow did it again. :roll_eyes:

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@Pike

I think Kaffy was messing up the counting game to the tune of this song…

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Opt Out (Beat It) The immortal Michael Jackson

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They told us, “Don’t you ever come around here”
“You can’t afford to play, better disappear”
The greed is in their eyes and their intentions very clear
So opt out, just opt out

You better run, you better do what you can
Don’t wanna waste your money just to lose again
You wanna be tough, better do what you can
So opt out… but you wanna beat them!

Just opt out (opt out), opt out (opt out)
No one wants to be defeated
Showin’ how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn’t matter, money wins, right?
Just opt out (opt out)
Just opt out (opt out)
Just opt out (opt out)
Just opt out (opt out, ooh)

They’re out to get you, better flee while you can
Don’t wanna be a newb, you wanna be a veteran
You wanna stay alive, better do what you can
So opt out, just opt out

You have to show them that you’re really not dumb
You’re playin’ with real cash, this ain’t no truth or dare
They’ll kick you, they’ll rob you
Then they’ll tell you it’s fair
So opt out, but you wanna beat them!

Just opt out (opt out), opt out (opt out)
No one wants to be defeated
Showin’ how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn’t matter, money wins, right…

Just opt out (opt out), opt out (opt out)
No one wants to be defeated
Showin’ how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn’t matter, they’re always right
Just opt out (opt out, opt out, opt out)
Opt out (opt out, opt out)

Opt out, opt out
Opt out, opt out

Opt out, opt out
Opt out, opt out

Beat it (beat it), beat it (beat it)
No one wants to be defeated
Showin’ how funky and strong is your fight
RNG picks who’s wrong and who’s right

Just beat it (beat it), beat it (beat it)
Then the game can be deleted
Showin’ how funky and how rich you are
You’ll spend more money than you would on a car

Just beat it (beat it), beat it (beat it)
Then might as well just delete it
Showin’ how funky and strong is your grind
It doesn’t matter, disappointment you’ll find

Just beat it (beat it), beat it (beat it)
Honestly you should delete it
Showin’ how funky and how much you care
It doesn’t matter, cuz this game’s not fair

Just beat it (beat it), beat it (beat it)
For your own sake, you should delete it

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hahahahahaha I love it

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A long, long time ago
I can still remember how this game
Used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make my alliance dance
And maybe they’d be happy for a while

But February made me shiver
As no summons did deliver
Bad news on the doorstep
I couldn’t buy one more step
I can’t remember if I cried
When I read about how SG lied
Something touched me deep inside
The day the game’s fun died

So, bye-bye, Miss Empirical Pie
Took Richard to Atlantis, but Atlantis was dry
And them good ol’ posters were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
Singin’, “This’ll be the day that I die
This’ll be the day to say bye”

Did you write the book of greed
And do you have faith in RNG
If Zynga tells you so?
Now, do you believe old seasons should go
Can costumes save your vanilla soul
And can you tell me why my mana is real slow?

Well, I know that you’re obsessed with more
‘Cause I saw you spending in the store
You kicked off and sold your shoes
Just to get those summoning blues
I was a lonely newbie bronckin’ buck
With a Bane, a Prisca, and a Friar Tuck
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the game’s fun died

I started singin’, bye-bye, Miss Empirical Pie
Took my Richard to Atlantis, but Atlantis was dry
Them good ol’ posters were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
Singin’, “This’ll be the day that I die
This’ll be the day to say bye”

Now, for three years we’ve been on our own
And power creep grows faster than a rollin’ stone
But that’s not how it used to be
When Rigard sang for the king and queen
In a coat he borrowed from James Dean
And they listened to opinions from you and me

Oh, and while we all were looking down
Zynga stole their thorny crown
The courtroom was adjourned
No money was returned
And while Lenin read a book on Marx
The E&P message was quite stark
Pay more or get left in the dark
The day the game’s fun died

We were singin’, bye-bye, Miss Empirical Pie
Took my Richard to Atlantis, but Atlantis was dry
Them good ol’ posters were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
Singin’, “This’ll be the day that I die
This’ll be the day to say bye”

Emblem madness in a summer swelter
The free birds flew off with a fallout shelter
SG’s profits still high but falling fast
Telluria fell foul on the grass
The players tried for a lawsuit pass
While the jesters on the sidelines just laughed

Now, the halftime air was really bad
And lots of players were really mad
We all said we wouldn’t spend
Oh, but most folded in the end
'Cause the upset players took the field
The game defenders refused to yield
Do you recall what was revealed
The day the game’s fun died?

We started singin’, bye-bye, Miss Empirical Pie
Took my Richard to Atlantis, but Atlantis was dry
Them good ol’ posters were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
Singin’, “This’ll be the day that I die
This’ll be the day to say bye”

Oh, and there we were all in one place
A generation lost in space
With no money left to start again
So, come on, Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack O’Hare sat on a candlestick
'Cause fast mana is the META’s only friend

Oh, and as I watched them make a million bucks
While giving all of us zero *****
No angel born in Hell
Could have thought of such OP spells
And as the flames climbed high into the night
Limit breakers, they had no right,
I saw Satan laughing with delight
The day the game’s fun died

He was singin’, bye-bye, Miss Empirical Pie
Took my Richard to Atlantis, but Atlantis was dry
Them good ol’ posters were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
Singin’, “This’ll be the day that I die
This’ll be the day to say bye”

I met a girl who sang the blues
And I asked her for some happy news
But she just smiled and turned away
I went down to the game Play Store
Where I’d heard there were good games years before
But the man there said that every mobile game makes you pay

And in the streets the children streamed
The lovers cried, and the poets dreamed
But not a word was spoken
The church bells all were broken
And the game types I’d once loved the most
The Arcade, Console and the MMO’s
They caught the last train from the coast
The day video games died

And they were singin’, bye-bye, Miss Empirical Pie
Took my Richard to Atlantis, but Atlantis was dry
Them good ol’ posters were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
Singin’, “This’ll be the day that I die
This’ll be the day to say bye”

They were singin’, bye-bye, Miss Empirical Pie
Took my Richard to Atlantis, but Atlantis was dry
Them good ol’ posters were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
Singin’, “This’ll be the day that I die
This’ll be the day to say bye”

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:rofl:

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