E&P Song Lyrics (and Songs) by Sleepyhead & Friends

"And I laid traps for cup droppers’ hahaha! I love it!!! another awesome one @Artifix in the table of contents it goes!

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Desperate Measures

Gonna make a cup-dropper out of me
Just setting a slightly weaker team
These desperate times call for desperate measures
I’ll give you some easy heroes to beat
Take my cups, and make it easier for me
To open my raid chest, cause I’m getting desperate

For junk loot and herbs
Feels kinda last ditch
I guess this just
Got kinda drastic
I used two raid flasks already, baby

I can’t let this, I can’t let this, I can’t let this go
I can’t let this, I can’t let this go
(Desperate measures) I can’t let this, I can’t let this go

When I got you right where I want you
I been rerolling for hits for so long
Bad boards, again, what luck
These are desperate measures now

I can’t let this, I can’t let this go

Have a chunk of my useless trophies
Beat me, kill my defense, I’m desperate
I’ll say Thank you
I’m taking some desperate measures, geez
For garbage loot this,
Feels kinda last ditch
I guess raids just
Got kinda drastic
How many ninjas and Beras must I face
Hit me now, I’ll revenge you later!

I can’t let this, I can’t let this go
(Desperate measures) I can’t let this, I can’t let this go

When I got you right where I want you
I been dropping cups for so long
Raid me, come on, help me
These are desperate measures now

I can’t let this, I can’t let this go

Forever, for worse or better
My poor defense will surely surrender
Not forever, just until next chest
My poor defense will surely surrender, now

I can’t let this, I can’t let this go

You have got me right where I want me
I been cup dropping cups for so long
Raid me, come on, help me
I’m really desperate now
(Desperate measures now)

I can’t let this, I can’t let this go

You have got me right where I want me
I been dropping cups for so long
Come on, raid me, help me
I am so desperate now
(Desperate measure now)

I can’t let this, I can’t let this go

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Break Through The Ceiling

I had a dream, or was it real?
I crossed the line and it was on
I was in Diamond, so briefly this time
I’ve been avoiding Diamond, they’ve been raiding me hard
Why’s it so hard, explain to me baby
I want some satisfaction, finish the POV mission, just say “oh”

Ah, I wanna cut through Diamond, break the ceiling
I wanna stay overnight, even when I sleep
I wanna break through the ceiling, oh yeah
I wanna break through the ceiling, oh yeah
I wanna play where you play with all 5*s
I wanna finish the Valor challenge, oh
I wanna break through the ceiling, oh yeah
I wanna break through the ceiling, oh yeah

Bring out my raid flasks, no more hesitations this is on
I don’t wanna stop, give me all you got
I want it all or nothing, whatever RNG gives me
Another bad board, let’s get real baby
A chemical reaction, throw my phone down and make me sob

Ah, I wanna cut through Diamond, break the ceiling
I wanna stay overnight, even when I sleep
I wanna break through the ceiling, oh yeah
I wanna break through the ceiling, oh yeah
I wanna play where you play with all 5*s
I wanna finish the Valor challenge, oh
I wanna break through the ceiling, oh yeah
I wanna break through the ceiling, oh yeah

Manage my emotions, I want to stay overnight
Show me sympathy and let me stay overnight
Manage my emotions, I want to stay overnight
Show me sympathy and let me stay overnight (overnight, overnight, overnight)
I wanna, I wanna , I wanna stay overnight

Ah, I wanna cut through Diamond, break the ceiling
I wanna stay overnight, even when I sleep
I wanna break through the ceiling, oh yeah
I wanna break through the ceiling, oh yeah
I wanna play where you play with all 5*s
I wanna finish the Valor challenge, oh
I wanna break through the ceiling, oh yeah
I wanna break through the ceiling, oh yeah

I wanna cut through Diamond (mmm, I’m in Diamond)
I wanna finish valor (oh, yeah)
I wanna break through the ceiling (I wanna break through the ceiling)
I wanna break through the ceiling (I wanna break through the ceiling)

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I really like your lyrics to Desperate Measures. Haven’t heard this song until now and it’s a good choice for an E&P song. :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

Your songs are aaalllways good, @sleepyhead !

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Thank you @amrath so kind of you to say! Glad you’re liking them :slight_smile:

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What happened here? One day off the thread and there’s a deluge of great art! :astonished: :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

thanks @Pike , so kind of you to say! inspiration is contagious, both from you and @Artifix :wink:

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Affirmation

I believe the sun should never set upon a raid revenge
I believe we get much happiness from our alliance mates
I believe that summons are so stingy because they earn a lot
I believe the mods do the best job they know how to do
I believe that whale’s rosters promote low self esteem
I believe in loving the heroes that I’m given by my luck alone

I believe in Karma that bad luck will soon turn into good
I believe you can’t appreciate real luck until you’ve been burned
I believe the grass is no more greener on the other ally
I believe you don’t know what you’ve got until you say goodbye

I believe you can’t control or choose your starting board
I believe that offense is more important than defense
I believe that the most attractive events are the ones that are fun
I believe that ally mates are worth more than money or gold
I believe the struggle for the leaderboards isn’t fair
I believe the only ones who disagree are millionaires

I believe in Karma that bad luck will soon turn into good
I believe you can’t appreciate real luck until you’ve been burned
I believe the grass is no more greener on the other ally
I believe you don’t know what you’ve got until you say goodbye

I believe accepting loss is the key to our unhappiness
I believe that fun heroes negates the need to chase some more
I believe that I’ll never endorse forum rudeness
I believe in alliance surviving death into eternity

I believe in Karma that bad luck will soon turn into good
I believe you can’t appreciate real luck until you’ve been burned
I believe the grass is no more greener on the other ally
I believe you don’t know what you’ve got until you say goodbye

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Timebomb

inspired by my disastrous flags in our wars @amrath @TGW @sft1965 @Duaneski

Every week, every month
Five times outta six, I’m gonna one-shot
I don’t wanna get you down, but I’m warning you, boss
It’s rush attack, no room for slow
It’s a roadblock to our war chest
Check all the defenses, so OP, I’m warning you, boss

Afraid to press attack again, cannot match, lost Seshat
But when Proteus fires, it’s like I’m ready to win again

Who put my Rigard out of costume?
No attack buffs, crap, God save me now
How many minions left from my Bera?
Now Sarty’s dead, oh, God save me now

Is it bad boards? Is it bad boards?
Ti-ti-ti-ticking like a time-bomb
I can feel my, I can feel my heart
Ti-ti-ti-ticking like a time-bomb

Heads up, look alive
The more that I make some matches
The more I dig myself in, I’m warning you, boss
Sabina’s red, in danger zone
Point of no return coming real close
Bera’s dead, I’m afraid, I’m warning you, boss

Afraid to press attack again, cannot match, lost my Joon
But when Inari dodges it’s like I’m ready to win again

Who stripped the emblems of Malosi?
Lady Wooly’s dead, oh, “God save me now”
How many turns left from Inari’s buff?
Now Jackal’s dead, crap, “God save me now”

Is it bad boards? Is it bad boards?
Ti-ti-ti-ticking like a time-bomb
I can feel my, I can feel my heart
Ti-ti-ti-ticking like a time-bomb

Ti-ti-ti-ticking like a time-bomb

Afraid to press attack again, cannot match, lost Lepus
But when Kiril fires it’s like I’m ready to win again

Who switched my Sonya out of costume?
All that DoT, God save me now
How many turns left before Richard hits?
Now Isarnia’s dead, God save me now

Is it bad boards? Is it bad boards?
Ti-ti-ti-ticking like a time-bomb
I can feel my, I can feel my heart
Ti-ti-ti-ticking like a time-bomb

I can feel my heart ti-ti-ti-ticking like a time-bomb
I can feel my heart ti-ti-ti-ticking like a time-bomb

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lol this one didn’t age well :joy: :joy: :joy:

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That war was an experience but

“ll never give you up or let you you down…”

The truth is, I was the last person standing so took the high risk, high reward approach, My two massive mistakes? I took a 1/8 Rigard and 1/1 Zilia Lei and that cost us, but I could have done no better.

you did excellently @sft1965 , did a lot of damage against a tough defense! so indeed, you did your best and that’s all we ask :slight_smile: thanks for your tactical thinking too my friend, including the psychological warfare discussion on when to attack

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@sleepyhead How you do that!? You know, the day only has 24 hours and that includes the night! :astonished: Excellent work again! I especially like the Timebomb lyrics. Now I have to deliver… :grin:

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THE DIGGER
(THE JOKER)

Some people call me the dirt cowboy, yeah
Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me Morris
'Cause I speak of the pompatus of love

People don’t like me in offence
Say I’m doing it wrong, doing it wrong
Well, don’t you worry 'bout me, don’t worry
'Cause I’m right here, right here, right here, right in my hole

'Cause I’m a digger, I’m a grinner
I am shaggy and I’m no winner
Don’t play my music in the sun

I’m a boozer, I’m a loser
I’m a hiding-chooser
I see my specials on the run

You’re so terrifying though I hardly can see
I really fear your offence, wanna hide, please spare me
Diggin’, hidin’, diggin’, hidin’, diggin’, hidin’ all the time
Whatever, least I’ll have a good time

'Cause I’m a digger, I’m a grinner
I am shaggy and I’m no winner
Don’t play my music in the sun

I’m a boozer, I’m a loser
I’m a hiding-chooser
I have my specials on the run

I wear suspenders, don’t like fighting,
Wear a helmet and prefer hiding
'Cause safety is my second name

I am smelly, have a telly
And a gelly belly
You’ll hardly see me in the game

People don’t really like me in defence
Say I’m doing it wrong
Well, don’t you worry, don’t worry, no, don’ t worry 'bout me
'Cause I’m right in my hole

You’re so terrifyin’ though I hardly can see
I really fear your offence, wanna hide, please spare me
Diggin’, hidin’, diggin’, hidin’, diggin’, hidin’ all the time
Whatever, least I’ll have a good time

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'Zat You, Santa Claus?
Raids I’m preparing for some damage sharing,
But I pause because,
Selecting my offence I can feel my sixth sense.
'Zat you, Santa Claus?
Board is dark out, ain’t the slightest spark out.
Pardon my clackin jaw!
Who’s there? Who is it stopping for a big hit?
'Zat you, Santa Claus?
Are you bringing some presents for me,
Something pleasantly damaging me?
Then it’s not what I’ve been waiting for.
Would you mind slipping and missing your score?
Fenrir is howling, or could that be growling?
My legs feel like straws.
My my oh me my, kindly would you reply?
'Zat you, Santa Claus?
Selecting my offence I can feel my sixth sence.
'Zat you, Santa Claus?
I say, who’s there, who is it? Are you stopping for a sure hit?
'Zat you, Santa Claus?
Oh there, Santa, you gave me a scare.
Now stop teasing, still hope you’re not there.
Really believe got good offence today,
So I can’t explain why I’m shaking that way.
Wish I won’t see ole Santa in the fight bowl.
I’ll get to the cause.
True seems what I feared, yeah; oh oh, there’s a beard there!
'Zat you, Santa Claus?
Please, please, pity my knees!
Say it’s not you, Santa Claus!

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@Pike thanks, so kind of you, I actually just nice a little coffee (or beer, or wine) and make the lyrics up on the fly while listening… so each lyric entry, I can do in like 10 minutes!

hahaha awesome work, love how you made the Joker all about poor Morris, LOL that was inspired

also another one about Santa! I love it, hilarious!

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You are a natural! :hugs: I do it in a similar way and get the ideas while listening. But then I have to translate large parts back and forth several times, and that takes time. :roll_eyes: I am always afraid that my English will end up being a bit bumpy. :rofl:
I actually had Santa in my drawer for Christmas. But I’ve run into Santa a lot lately in the raids. And I already have an alternative for Christmas. :wink:

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it’s of course more difficult if it’s not your first / main language! :slight_smile:

That horrible Santa… lol…I remember being so afraid of him earlier when my Blue stack was still underdeveloped, lol

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Make Me Smile

https://voca.ro/12r6EZFs32CO

You’ve done it all, power-creep in the code
And dropped this player to the floor
You spoilt the game, no matter what you say
For only lucre - what a bore!
Blue tiles, blue tiles, you only show up once in a while

Pop out the summons, make me smile
Or do what you want, random child.

There’s nothing left, all gone and run away
Maybe you’ll relax for a while
It’s just a test, a game for us to play
Win or lose, it’s hard to smile
Resist, resist, it’s from f2p you have to hide.

Pop out the summons, make me smile
Or do what you want, random child.

There ain’t no more, you’ve taken everything
From my belief in random chance
How can you ignore my trust in everything
When I know what trust is and where it stands
Away, away, and don’t say maybe you’ll try.

To pop out the summons, make me smile
Or do what you want, random child.

Ooh la Layla, ooh la Layla, ooh la Layla, ooh la Layla, laaa

Pop out the summons, make me smile
Or do what you want, random child.

Ooh la Layla, ooh la Layla, ooh la Layla, ooh la Layla, laaa

Man, frets are REALLY close together on a ukelele. That “solo” was a mess!

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another great one with vocals @nevarmaor ! love your voice!

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