E&P Song Lyrics (and Songs) by Sleepyhead & Friends

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like a charm :slight_smile: nice strumming!

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Nice ballad @nevarmaor ! Reminds me of a saying, “Today is the first day of the rest of my life.” :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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Reminded me of the one sung by Lemmy. Got sentimental. :disappointed_relieved: Wonderful. Great work.

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Cross posting

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Will add it to the table of contents when I’m back at my laptop! Thanks @nevarmaor keep those creative juices flowing!

TROLDHAUGEN
GIMME GIMME GIMME

Half past twelve
And I’m watching the summons on my screen all alone
Oh I hate to get the thousendst Dawa clone

Autumn winds
Blowing outside my window as I gaze my raiding doom
Oh it makes me so depressed to see the gloom

Is there a beast out there
that will fulfill my prayers

Gimme! Gimme! Gimme good luck after midnight!
Won’t somebody help me get my heroes on top
Gimme! Gimme! Gimme a Frigg after midnight!
Take me through the darkness bring my defence on top

Whales and trolls
Live in lands far away, with no human debt to pay
It’s so different to the world I’m living in

Take me there
As I open up the portal and I gaze into the light
But there’s no 5* for me, no one in sight

Odds are just oddities
no storm but just a breeze

Gimme! Gimme! Gimme good luck after midnight!
Won’t somebody help me get my heroes on top
Gimme! Gimme! Gimme a Sif after midnight!
Take me through the darkness bring my defence on top
Gimme! Gimme! Gimme Heimdall after midnight!
Gimme! Gimme! Gimme 5* hero sunlight!

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hahahahahahaha! hilarious, well done!

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Stayin’ Alive

Well, you can tell by the way I summon
I’m an FTP, no cash to spend
Training camps and coin summons, I’ve been kicked around
Since I started
And now it’s alright, it’s okay
And you may look the other way
We can try to understand
The non-spending life’s effect on my bench

With my 3/70 5s and my emblemed vanilla 4s
I’m stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive
Watch the cups get taken’ and everybody raidin’
And we’re stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin’ alive

Well I very rarely get lucky
And if I can’t get new heroes, I still try
Ain’t got the ascension mats anyway
I’m not a spendin’ man and I often lose
You know it’s alright, it’s okay
I’ll live to see another day
We can still try to enjoy
This game in the lower levels
The New York Times’ effect on man

With my 3/70 5s and vanilla emblemed 4s
I’m stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive
Everyone else’s got Ninjas and Clowns
And I’m here with good old Colen and Cyprian
And we’re stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin’ alive (ohh)

Bench goin’ nowhere, somebody help me
Somebody help me, yeah
Oh wait no hero trading, well lemme build HA
I’m stayin’ alive

Well, you can tell by the state of my bench
I’m a FTP, not gonna spend
Was happy to get Vivica
Sure Director Zuri’s better
But come on, what are the odds
Well gonna try and pull anyway
But keep my expectations low

Without Underwild or Valhalla heroes in my bench
I’m stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive
Just tryin’ for completion, not gonna compete
And we’re stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin’ alive

Bench goin’ nowhere, somebody help me
Somebody help me, yeah
Bench goin’ nowhere, somebody help me, yeah
I’m stayin’ alive

Bench goin’ nowhere, somebody help me
Somebody help me, yeah (ah, ah, ah)
Bench goin’ nowhere, somebody help me, yeah
I’m stayin’ alive

Bench goin’ nowhere, somebody help me
Somebody help me, yeah (ah, ah, ah, ay)
Bench goin’ nowhere, somebody help me, yeah
I’m stayin’ alive

Bench goin’ nowhere, somebody help me
Somebody help me, yeah (ohh)
Bench goin’ nowhere, somebody help me, yeah
I’m stayin’ alive

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I don’t really like the song, but I like what you made of it! :rofl:

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thanks @Pike :rofl: not a big fan either, but i have an aunt and uncle who would sing this every time we played trivia games or such… and it reminded me it could work here too lol

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The E&P Theme from…

I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
I buy them with my paycheck
I train them with my trust fund
I will pull from all portals
Summoning far and wide
Make newbies cry and rage quit
When they face my whale defense

E&P, gotta buy 'em all]
Between you and me
I spent way too much on this
E&P Oh, you’re like my lazy friend
Who mooches off my credit
(E&P, gotta catch 'em all) A wallet so full
Our spending will pull us through
You fleece me and I’ll pay you
E and P! (Gotta buy 'em all)
Gotta buy 'em all
Yeah

Every portal along the way
With money I will pull
I will pay out every day
To claim my rightful place
Don’t @ me, it just makes sense
There’s no better team
When I pay, I expect more
The world just works that way

(E&P, gotta buy 'em all) Between you and me
I spent a month’s allowance
[E&P) Oh, you’re my lazy friend
Whose rent I must pay
(E&P, gotta catch 'em all) A wallet so full
Our trust fund will pull us through
You fleece me and I’ll fund you
[E&P! (Gotta buy 'em all)]
Gotta buy 'em all

Gotta buy 'em all
Gotta buy 'em all
Gotta buy 'em all
Yeah

(E&P, gotta buy 'em all) Between you and me
The bank’s on my doorstep now
[(E&P) Oh, I’m declared incompetent
My house is now repossessed
(E&P, gotta buy 'em all) A wallet so full
Our trust fund will pull us through
You fleece me and I’ll pay you
[E&P! (Gotta buy 'em all)
Gotta buy 'em all
(E&P!)

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These are great lyrics, @sleepyhead ! I’ve never heard the Pokemon theme song before. Just not part of my generation’s history, I guess. Catchy tune. Your lyrics fit well! :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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thank you @amrath so kind of you to say! I grew up right around the team Pokemon spread outside Japan, so I’m very familiar :slight_smile: Glad you like it!

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I think Pokemon started on the Gameboy? My brother had one, but I never got close to Pokemon. Was more interested in D&D RPG. But, as usual, good work @sleepyhead! I’ll have to add something soon, I’ve got something in the works. Stay tuned! :sunglasses:

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indeed, it was a Gameboy game before it spawned a cartoon, card game, several movies, expanded to other platforms etc etc etc lol

and thanks @Pike , really glad you like it! and looking forward to yours too :slight_smile: am sure it will be great!

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Sometimes I have good ideas when I listen to one of the old songs. But then it’s hopeless to find a video. :unamused:

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even on YouTube? Maybe there would be some lyric videos or just unofficial videos :slight_smile:

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Yes, there are videos with still images. That’s not my claim. :face_with_monocle: But I obviously don’t have a choice. :laughing:

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For all F2P (hardly me) …

BORN F2P
(BORN TO BE WILD)

Get your roster runnin’
Head out on the boardway
Looking for adventure
In whatever raids our way

Yeah, alli gonna make it happen
Take the game in a love embrace
Fire all of your specials at once
Send your foes into space

I like Grimm and Boril
Heavy metal thunder
Fighting hardly diamond
And the feeling that’s no blunder

Yeah, alli gonna make it happen
Take the game in a love embrace
As they come we will take the summons
Without money but grace

We’re no whales, whales in the sea
We were born
Born F2P
We won’t climb so high
I never wanna sigh
Born F2P
Born F2P

Get your roster runnin’
Head out on the boardway
Looking for adventure
In whatever comes our way

Yeah, alli gonna make it happen
Take the game in a love embrace
let’s do all the of the crap together
we’ll master titan chase

We’re no whales, whales in the sea
We were born
Born F2P
Though summon’s in vain
I never will complain
Born F2P
Born F2P

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