Go for it… my voice isn’t quite suited to rock
I think I’m gonna have fun with this one: multi-track! I can’t sing it and play the guitar and get both right at once Means I’m learning a new skill too
sounds deliciously complicated and new! I had to look up what multi-track means
ahem
Going to try to revive this one…
Apologies in advance if it’s still “too soon” to joke about Telly…
If so, just ignore the following
Well I don’t know why I’m raiding tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain’t right,
I’m so scared in case I throw out my phone,
And I’m wondering how I’ll call my ride home,
Gravemakers to the left of me,
Velas to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you
Yes I’m stuck in the middle with you,
And I’m wondering what it is I should do,
It’s so hard to keep this frown from my face,
When you’re summoning minions all over the place,
Gravemakers to the left of me, Velas to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Well I started out with nothing,
And I’m proud that I’m a self made man,
And my alliance, they all come crawlin,
Slap me on the back and say,
Please, please
Trying to make some sense of it all,
But I can see that it makes no sense at all,
Is it cool to throw my phone on the floor,
'Cause I don’t think that I can take anymore
Gravemakers to the left of me, Velas to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Well I started out with nothing,
And I’m proud that I’m a self made man,
And my alliance, they all come crawlin,
Slap me on the back and say,
Please, please
Well I don’t know why I’m raiding tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain’t right,
I’m so scared in case I throw out my phone,
And I’m wondering how I’ll call my ride home,
Gravemakers to the left of me,
Velas to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you
Yes I’m stuck in the middle with you,
Stuck in the middle with you, here I am stuck in the middle with you
WannaBe
originally sung by Myztero and the Spice Girls in the When Suddenly thread…
Instead of the Spice Girls, imagine this being sung by… Ariel, Clarissa, Mitsuko, Zeline, and Sif
Ha ha ha ha ha
Yo, I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you wan, what you really, really want*
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really wanna get your cups ah
If you want my power, summon for me
If you wanna ascend me, better pay up now
Now don’t go missing this precious chance
Get your wallet out, and I’ll help you win
I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really wanna win some cups now
If you wanna be the leader, you gotta get me on your team
(Gotta get me on your team)
Summon me right now, competition never ends
If you wanna be the leader, you need top heros
Power creap is nasty, but that’s the way it is
Oh, what do you think about that
Now you know how to win
Say, you want to get better, are you for real
(All you have are vanillas)
I won’t disappoint, come give me a try
If you really wanna win I’ll join your team
Yo I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really wanna win some cups now
If you wanna be the leader, you gotta get me on your team
(Gotta get me on your team)
Get better heroes, competition is intense
If you wanna be the leader, you have got to pay
(You’ve got to pay)
Power creep is real, but that’s the way it is
So, here’s a story from RNG
You wanna get top heroes, you gotta pull way more
We got Em in your team, who always wants to win
You got RNG who is a beep
Easy wins don’t come for free, are you crazy
Just pull for me, ha you’ll see
Slam your wallet down and pay it all around
Slam your wallet down and pay it all around
If you wanna be the leader, you gotta get me on your team
(Gotta get me on your team)
Get better heroes, competition is intense
If you wanna be the leader, you have got to pay
(You’ve got to pay)
Power creep is real, but that’s the way it is
If you wanna be the winner
You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta
pay, pay, pay, pay (make it last forever)
Slam your wallet down and pay it all around
Slam your wallet down and pay it all around
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Slam your wallet down and pay it all around
Slam your wallet down and summon meah
If you wanna be the winner
Best line ever. Love it!!!
welcome to the thread @NotVixx ! gonna add a link to that in the main one
@angeljenn149 thank you! that’s also one of my favorite lines
I suppose I should cross post the next installment in the Great E&P Hero Band Off …
crikey! I missed this! Thanks for the bump up nevarmaor, it’s going into the table of contents / album list!
I Want A Proteus From Atlantis
I want a Proteus from Atlantis
Only a Proteus will do
Don’t want a doll, no dinky tinker toy
I want a Proteus to play with and enjoy
I want a Proteus from Atlantis
I don’t think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won’t have to use our dirty chimney flue
Just send him through the portal
That’s the easy thing to do
I can see me now on Atlantis morning
Creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
When I open up my eyes
To see a four star hero standing there
I want a Proteus from Atlantis
Only a Proteus will do
No Melias, no Mnesseusseses
I only like Proteuseses
And Proteuseses like me too
Mom says Proteus would eat me up, but then
Teacher says Proteus is a fishatarian
There’s lots of room for him in my 100 slot roster
I’d feed him there and wash him there and give him his emblems
I can see me now on Atlantis morning
Creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
When I open up my eyes
To see a four star hero standing there
I want a Proteus from Atlantis
Only a Proteus will do
No Melias or Mnesseuseses
I only like Proteuseses
And Proteuseses like me too
Candle In The Wind (Goodbye Proteus/An Ode to Atlantis Rises)
Goodbye Proteus
Though I never pulled you at all
You had the grace to hold yourself
While those around you crawled
They crawled out of the woodwork
And they whispered into your brain
They set you on their defense teams
And you made others change their game
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like Atlantis Rises in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
And I would have liked to have pulled you
But I was just a newb
Atlantis burned out long before
Your legendary status ever did
Loneliness was tough
The toughest role you ever played
SG created a superstar
And pain was the price you paid
Even when you died
Oh the players still hounded you
All the forum had to say
Was that Proteus was found in the nude
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like Atlantis Rises in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
And I would have liked to have pulled you
But I was just a newb
Atlantis burned out long before
Your legendary status ever did
Goodbye Proteus
Though I never pulled you at all
You had the grace to hold yourself
While those around you crawled
Goodbye Proteus
From the young man in the four hundred thousandth rank
Who sees you as something more than a fad
More than just our 4* purple weirdo
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like Atlantis Rises in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
And I would have liked to have pulled you
But I was just a newb
Atlantis burned out long before
Your legendary status ever did
Atlantis burned out long before
Your legendary status ever did
great lyrics, @TGW ! I have Proteus, but those lyrics (mostly) apply to how I feel about Wilbur, who I don’t have!
There are so many Atlantis heroes I still want (I would say need, but I suppose technically nobody needs any of the heroes… I can try to make do with the ones I’ve got in the meantime).
Every time AR comes around, I hope to get something new and exciting. They’ve made that a lot harder now, but… hey who knows. Maybe I’ll get a Wilbur or Proteus (or maybe even an Ariel, Tarlak, Ursena, Kageburado, etc.???) one of these days. At this point I’d even be somewhat happy to get a Mok-Arr.
I feel the same. I’ll still keep summoning in Atlantis with whatever Atlantis coins I can scrape together… just in case. But I’ll keep my expectations realistic
Keeping to the same theme:
A more risque version
Man, hide and blur do not play well together.
“Living Next Door To Proteus”
Sonya called when she got the word
And she said: “I suppose you’ve heard
About Proteus”
When I rushed to the phone screen
And I looked inside
And I could hardly believe my eyes
As a big summons portal rolled up
Into Atlantis’ drive…
Oh, I don’t know why he’s leaving or where he’s gonna go
I guess he’s got his reasons but I just don’t want to know
'Cos for twenty-four months I’ve been looking down my bench for Proteus
(Proteus, who the heck is Proteus?)
Twenty-four months just waiting for a chance
To summon him for real, and maybe block some mana deal
Now I’ve got to get used to not looking down my bench for Proteus …
(Proteus, who the heck is Proteus?)
I grew up with stories of deeds in the raid
He carved his initials on the heroes he’d saved
Everyone sang the praises of Proteus
Just for a moment it shimmered purple
And my heard skipped a beat oh wouldn’t it be neat
But when the mist cleared it was … Prisca
Oh, I don’t know why he’s leaving or where he’s gonna go
I guess he’s got his reasons but I just don’t want to know
'Cos for twenty-four months I’ve been looking down my bench for Proteus
(Proteus, who the heck is Proteus?)
Twenty-four months just waiting for a chance
To summon him for real, and maybe block some mana deal
Now I’ve got to get used to not looking down my bench for Proteus …
(Proteus, who the heck is Proteus?)
And Sonya called back and asked how I felt
And she said: “I know how to help
Get over Proteus”
She said: “Now Proteus is gone
But I’m still maxed
You know I’ve been waiting
For twenty-four months…”
And a big Atlantis portal disappeared…
Oh, I don’t know why he’s leaving or where he’s gonna go
I guess he’s got his reasons but I just don’t want to know
'Cos for twenty-four months I’ve been looking down my bench for Proteus
(Proteus, who the heck is Proteus?)
Twenty-four months just waiting for a chance
To summon him for real, and maybe block some mana deal
Now I’ll never get used to not looking down my bench for Proteus …
(Proteus, who the heck is Proteus?)
No I’ll never get used to not looking down my bench for Proteus …
brilliant @nevarmaor !
I can imagine lots of players feel that way, especially after reading how others gush about old Proty.
And poor old Sonya holding up her hand … “Hey I’m here.”
And poor slow LJ trying to catch up “Wait, wait, let me catch my breath …”
and poor Chochin being like, well I’m purple and mess up mana too…
and has anyone spared a thought for Prisca???