E&P Song Lyrics (and Songs) by Sleepyhead & Friends

How is he supposed to agree with his head in syrup? :thinking: Sign language?

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he taps his heels together twice to agree, duh! :stuck_out_tongue:

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Which shoes @Nirvana29? :smirk:

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Load up on gems, bring your friends

It’s fun to spend and to pretend

SG’s over-bored and self-assured

Oh no, I know a dirty word

Hero, hero, hero, how low

Hero, hero, hero, how low

Hero, hero, hero, how low

Hero, hero, hero

With our cards out, it’s less dangerous

Here we are now, you can drain u$

I feel stupid, and contagious

Here we are now, you can drain u$

A morris, an azar

A gunnar, my dawa’s

Yeah, hey, yay

I’ve become good at being last

And for this tread, I feel blessed

Our little group has never been

But now always be at the end

Hero, hero, hero, how low

Hero, hero, hero, how low

Hero, hero, hero, how low

Hero, hero, hero

With our cards out, it’s less dangerous

Here we are now, you can drain u$

I feel stupid, and contagious

Here we are now, you can drain u$

A gramps, an hawk(moon)

A renfeld, my prisca

Yeah, hey, yay

And I forget, just why I play

Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile

I found it hard, it’s hard to smile

Oh well, whatever, never mind

Hero, hero, hero, how low?

Hero, hero, hero, how low?

Hero, hero, hero, how low?

Hero, hero, hero

With our cards out, it’s less dangerous

Here we are now, you can drain u$

I feel stupid, and contagious

Here we are now, you can drain u$

A khufu, a reviver

Or a green knight,a surviver

A dream, a dream

A dream, a dream

A dream, a dream

A dream, a dream

A dream

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another awesome one @Al.Bundy !!!

Cycle of Nerfs

Rants all over the forum
game rating falling
Yet new heroes coming out
More and more powerful
Miriam & Midnight nerfed
Hurricane just came out

I spent half my salary
Got a hero that just got nerfed
I spent half my salary
Got a hero that just got nerfed
I spent half my salary
Got a hero that just got nerfed
I spent half my salary
Got a hero that just got nerfed (poor Furdinand)
I spent half my salary (and poor Rhys)
Got a hero that just got nerfed (poor Milena)
I spent half my salary (is Ludwig next?)
Got a hero that just got nerfed (how about Cleopatra?)

From the day we start this game
And, hoping, do our first summon
There’s so many heroes, will never get them all
More to pull than can ever be pulled
There’s far too much coming out
More to get than can ever be afforded
And the nerfs coming through
Despite what beta says
Keeps us chained to the endless grind

It’s the cycle of nerfs
And it keeps us all
Spending through “balance” patches
Through new events galore
'Til we get stuck in a rut
On the path unwinding
In the cycle
The cycle of neeeeerfs

I just pulled Xiaotu, oh dear
Remember Telluria and Vela
I just pulled Xiaotu, oh dear
Remember Telluria and Vela (my defense destroyed!)
I just pulled Xiaotu, oh dear
Remember Telluria and Vela (my defense destroyed!)

It’s the cycle of nerfs
And it keeps us all
Spending through “balance” patches
Through new events galore
'Til we get stuck in a rut
On the path unwinding
In the cycle
The cycle of neeeeerfs

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Good point, pike

Not good point, pike :expressionless:

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Well, this sucks. Who knew that Vocaroo uploads expire?

Good job I recorded them on my old phone … oh wait, that one drowned :frowning_face:

noooo your beautiful voice!!! :frowning:

Some still work … a little more than half.

Eventually I will just have to redo them all :rofl:

And find a better host :person_shrugging:

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E&P CHANGES

If I just walked away
What would you really say?
And would it matter anyway?
Would it change how you act?

You are the mess I chose
The closet I cannot close
The devil in me I suppose
Because the wounds never heal

But everything changes, if I could
Turn back the years, if you could
Learn to understand, then you could
Learn to feel

Sometimes the things they say
In moments of disarray
Succumbing to the game we play
To make sure that it’s real

But everything changes, if I could
Turn back the years, if you could
Learn to understand, then you could
Learn to feel

When it’s just me and you
Who knows what we could do
If we can just make it through
The toughest part of the game

But everything changes, if I could
Turn back the years, if you could
Learn to understand, then you could
Learn how to feel, and we could
Stay here together, and we could
Conquer the game, and we could
Say that forever is more than just a word

If I just walked away
What would you really say?
And would it matter anyway?
It wouldn’t change how you act

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another great one @Pike !!

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COG IN THE MACHINE

Let’s play men!
One! Two! One! Two, let’s go!
One! Two! One! Two, three, GO!
Put your backs into it lads!
No slackin’ off!
You’re gonna have plenty of rest when you’re dead!
Keep it up!

4 am. I’m on my way
Working on the titan to earn my pay
All day long, I swipe and pound
And I tap tap tap
Those Brogans into the ground
Everyday the same ol’ thing
Same ol’every hammer that Richard swings
Massive throbbing in my brain
And it’s drive drive driving me insane

On and on I’m just another cog in the machine
All my life I slave for a reward that’s never seen
Doubt that I’ll get out of here, but Lord knows I can dream
Something more than being just another
Cog in the machine

“Carry on” is what they say
Telling us we’ll see our labor’s fruits one day
Soon you sure will shout and hoot
As you tap tap tap
For some good loot
So we work to pave the way
A better tomorrow but a harsh today
Still I fail to see the light
As we tap tap tap all through the night

On and on I’m just another cog in the machine
All my life I slave for a reward that’s never seen
I can’t keep from wondering just what does it all mean
Something more than being just another
Cog in the machine

YEAH!

On and on I’m just another cog in the machine
We can’t all be number one, I never have foreseen
I was born to be another cog in the machine
Caring for my alliance, on me they all can lean
Working hard but living for the portals in between
In the end each one of us is just a
Cog in the machine

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another good one @Pike :slight_smile: thanks for keeping this thread alive

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DEPENDS ON DIVIDEND

How many raids must a man walk through
Before he get’s a good board?
How many gems must a portal eat
Before the hero’s not bland?
Yes, and how many times must the adverts pop up
Before they’re forever banned?

The answer, my friend
Depends on dividend
The answer depends on dividend

Yes, and how many years can a gatcha exist
Beore it is washed to the sea?
Yes, and how many years can some gamers exist
Before they see that loot’s crappy
Yes, and how many times can a shareholder grin
And pretend that he just doesn’t see?

The answer, my friend
Depends on dividend
The answer depends on dividend

Yes, and how many money will they make
What are the predicts?
Yes, and how many brokes will it take till they know
That too many were addicts?
Yes, and how many collapse does it take
Before they dare contradict?

The answer, my friend
Depends on dividend
The answer depends on dividend

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another hilarious one Pike :slight_smile:

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Don’t keep praising me for the nonsense I’m doing here. Otherwise there will be more and it already seems to be a one man show. :smirk:

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well, the earlier parts of the list have a lot of other names :wink: happy for you to take over the latest section

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I’ve been a bit sidetracked of late.

@Pike when I saw E&P Changes the first thing I thought of was the David Bowie song

E&P Changes … Turn and face the cost
E&P Changes … Don’t want to be a richer man

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Thought id give this a go;

And my take on it;

THE PAIN OF RAIDS

If you like to gamble
Then raiding is for you
You win some, lose some
It’s all the RNG

It’s random every day
Synergy should make them pay
But you can’t beat that seed
Or get the tiles you need

It’s the Pain of Raids
The Pain of Raids

Lining up the combos
Charging up that special
Who will fire first?
It’s all a game to me

Aramis or Ludwig
Always sat in tank
Hit them first or quit
If they’re first you’re in sh*t

The Pain of Raids
The Pain of Raids

You know I’m born to lose
And PoG is just for fools
But SG need their paydays, baby
So none of us can pay our mortgage

Let’s buy some Alpha Aethers!

Pushing up the ante
2LB has not helped me
With power creep
My team is dead again

Fake RNG and lies
My heroes always die
The only thing you see
You know it’s gonna be

The Pain of Raids
The Pain of Raids, uh

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