E&P Song Lyrics (and Songs) by Sleepyhead & Friends

almost forgot to add to the table of contents @Pike ! but it is there now :slight_smile:

This Ain’t A Game, It’s An Arms Race

I am an arms dealer
Fitting you with weapons in the form of cards
And don’t really care which side wins
Long as the cash keeps flowing, that’s just the business I’m in

This ain’t a game, it’s a ***** arms race
This ain’t a scene, it’s a ***** arms race
This ain’t a scene, it’s a ***** arms race]
I just want to milk you dry, but I digress

We’re gonna power creep and the heroes released are
Oh, so way up there, oh, so danged OP
We’re gonna power creep and the heroes released are
Oh, gonna make you rage quit hard

I wrote the gospel on giving up
(You’re looking like quitting)
But the real bombshells have already sunk
(Prima donnas of the gutter)])
[At night, we’re taking your cups away while you sleep]

[This ain’t a scene, it’s a ***** arms race
This ain’t a scene, it’s a ***** arms race
This ain’t a scene, it’s a ***** arms race

[Bandwagon’s full, please catch the next one]

We’re gonna power creep and the heroes released are
Oh, so way up there, oh, so danged OP
We’re gonna power creep and the heroes released are
Oh, gonna make you rage quit hard

Whoa, oh oh oh
Whoo!

All the players who RNG didn’t love
And all the girls whose progress couldn’t come fast enough
Swipe until your cash give out

This ain’t a game , it’s a **** arms race
This ain’t a game , it’s a **** arms race*(Now you!)*
This ain’t a game , it’s a **** arms race*(Wear out your cards!)*
This ain’t a game , it’s a **** arms race (Summon out loud!)
This ain’t a game , it’s a **** arms race*(Oh, oh!)*
This ain’t a game , it’s a **** arms race!]

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:thinking: If only I knew who it was about… :rofl: Wonderful!

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bwahaaha I ain’t telliiiiing! :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue:

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Summons

Farming in Atlantis
Chasin’ all them dragons
Flasking once again for a little bit of good luck
Hit me with them Gill-Ra
Fated Summon Counter 1
Everything is so bad
Little bit of summons

Yeah, crazy lately, I’m confirmin’
Tryna scrape myself a summon
You just tryna get a 5 and life is not fair
I’ve been workin’ on my roster
Tryna not get killed in war
Swiping tiles and always dying’ but I don’t care

I’m gambling more just a little bit
Mono-ing more just a little bit
Care a little less just a little bit
Like life is woo hoo
I’m whaling more just a little bit
Spend a little more to get a bit of it
Smile a little more and I’m into it

I, I, I, I, I’ve been farming through Valhalla
Chasin’ all them ugly gnomes
Flasking again for a little bit of sunshine
Hit me with them Agnes
Calling all my ally mates like
Everything is so fine
Little bit of summons

A little bit of summons
A little bit of summons

‘Nother day, another rage quit moment
I’ve been feelin’ helpless
Sick of seein’ all the top defenses, now I don’t care
Found myself a new vocation
Calibrated motivation
No more spending, I’m FTPing
Headin’ down cup dropping

I’m rainbowing’ more just a little bit
Breathin’ more just a little bit
Care a little less just a little bit
Like life is woo hoo
I’m saving more just a little bit
Spend way less to get rid of it
Smile a little more and I’m into it

Honestly man, lately
I, I’ve been raiding in Platinum
Sometimes down in silver
Comboing with S1s for a little bit of fun times
Hit me with them good vibes
Revenges on my phone like
Everything is so fine
Little bit of summons

A little bit of summons
A little bit of summons

I don’t really know any other way to say this
Gotta slow down, can’t keep up with the changes
Punch that number and the name when I clock in
Now I feel like logging in to fight - good gosh it’s a Boril tank
Basically, life is the same thing unless you don’t want the same thing
Probably shoulda went and taken a walk, grab a beer
I’ve been savin’ up the money 'cause it’s better for my wallet

I, I’ve been farming at my own pace
Not chasing them shiny heroes
Scraping up the gems for a little bit of summons (yeah)

Woo Woo
A little bit of summons
A little bit of summons

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Which Side Are You On?

This company had an idea
And the devs they made it law
It seems like it’s illegal
but they don’t care ‘n’ do it anyhow

Which side are you on, boys?
Which side are you on?
Which side are you on, boys?
Which side are you on?

We set out to join the forum rants
For together we cannot fail
We got stopped by ignorance, we had no chance
They said, “Go home boys we don’t really care”

Which side are you on, boys?
Which side are you on?
Which side are you on, boys?
Which side are you on?

It’s hard to explain to a newbie one
Why he can’t compete no more
unless he opens his purse just to join the run
till new heroes push’m where he was before

Which side are you on, boys?
Which side are you on?
Which side are you on, boys?
Which side are you on?

I’ve found to follow one movement
I gave my wallet a ban
Cause my payments just stopped paying off
Now I’ll find my fun being an FTP man

Which side are you on, boys?
Which side are you on?
Which side are you on, boys?
Which side are you on?

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Another awesome one @Pike :slight_smile:

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Hero Tribute Series

Rudolph, The Red Nosed Reindeer

You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen,
But do you recall
The most famous reindeer of all

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
But if you ever saw him
You would never say he glows
All of the pulling players
Used to laugh and call him lame
They never let poor Rudolph Join in any fighting game

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
SG came to say,
Rudolph with your skills so light,
We will buff you up tonight

Then how all the players loved him,
As they shouted out and screamed,
Rudolph the red-nose Reindeer
I’ll put you straight in my war team

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Hahaha nice one @Pike !! Yeah Rudolph found a use

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It seems we are alone in this thread.

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The company is great at least :slight_smile:

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I just can approve that too. :grinning: Fun without competition. :grin:

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and maybe the holidays will bring more creativity for everyone :stuck_out_tongue:

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GHOST SHIP

This ship, is coming like a ghost ship
Many have made their last trip
This ship, is coming like a ghost ship
Players won’t go ahead
Too many lying on the seabed

Do you remember the good old days before the ghosting?
You fought and cheered, and the chat echoed with laughing

This ship, is coming like a ghost ship
The captain stands alone on the deck
But he won’t leave his ghost ship, by the heck
This ship, is coming like a ghost ship
No crew can be found in this country
Can’t go on no more
Sleepy’s getting lonely

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I love it! thanks @Pike :slight_smile:

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How do you feel on your ghost ship?

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Most of the ghosties have gone quiet, but the four of us still playing are doing fine :slight_smile: I’m content, thanks for asking :slight_smile:

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To celebrate my new emoji …

I heard an online analysis of this song the other day and as usual things started to percolate in the back of my mind. I have always loved this song.

RNGesus
Can you help me win this war
The numbers on the time clock are running out
The other battles failed
The LB2 heroes prevailed
I can’t beat the passives they have starting out

Isn’t that the way they say it goes but let’s forget all that
And give me the tiles now so I can win and to show
I belong on this team, I’ve learned to play this game
I only wish my words could just convince myself
That it’s really not real
But that’s not the way I feel

RNGesus
Can you help me win this war
The tiles that you gave me are few and scattered
There’s on way over there
And a couple sitting here
None of them ended up where it really mattered

Isn’t that the way they say it goes but let’s forget all that
And give me the tiles now so I can win and to show
I belong on this team, I’ve learned to play this game
I only wish my words could just convince myself
That it’s really not real
But that’s not the way I feel

RNGesus
Well let’s forget about this war
There’s no team left here that I think I can handle
I think I’ll go outside
I hear the sun can be quite bright
And later on tonight …

Isn’t that the way they say it goes but let’s forget all that
And give me the tiles now so I can win and to show
I belong on this team, I’ve learned to play this game
I only wish my words could just convince myself
That it’s really not real
But that’s not the way I feel

Unfortunately not really set up to do any recording right now. Maybe in a few months …

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nice one @nevarmaor !

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