E&P Song Lyrics (and Songs) by Sleepyhead & Friends

Drama Queen

You crash forum and you whine
You come inside and you cry
Saying it’s not the same as when it began
It’s all changed, it’s not the same
And it’s never your fault-no no

Every pull the same routine
You expect 5* but portal’s oh so mean
You’re just like a teen

You expect lots too much too much
You give it all up too soon too soon

Well you sit there in your couch and whine
Maybe you had your hopes too high
Well there’s always complaints
And nerfs and chains
There’s always a loss or too much fuss
Come on… Get your heart out of your xxxxxx

Every pull the same routine
Hopeless gems and endless dreams
You’re a dramaqueen

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Another epically awesome one @Pike !!

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I voted for it so here ist is. A song for @NicoX. Maybe a bit bumpy, I hurried.

Sweet Child O’ Mine

He’s got cheeks that it seems to me
Reminds me of hungry memories
When everyone was so keen on just eating him
Now and then when I see his head
He takes me away to that special thread
And if I laughed too long, I’d probably break down and die

Woah-woah-woah
Sweet child of mine
Woah, oh-oh-oh
Sweet hare of mine

He’s got legs of the tastiest kind
And when I look at them
A strange picture comes to my mind
They seem like EP ham
His fur reminds me of a warm, safe place
Where as child after a chase
I rested watching my mother carrying the hare roast by

Woah-oh-woah
Sweet child of mine
Ooh-woah, oh-oh-oh
Sweet hare of mine

Woah, oh-oh-oh
Sweet child of mine, ooh, yeah-eh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Sweet roast of mine

Where do we go?
Where do we go now?
Where do we go?
Mm-mm, oh, where do we go?
Where do we go now?
Oh, where do we go now? (Where do we go?)
Where do we go? (Sweet child)
Mm-huh, where do we go now?
Ah-yah-yah-yah-yah-yah-yah-yah-oh (Where do we go? Where do we go?)
Ooh, where do we go now? (Where do we go?)
Uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh-oh, wow
Where do we go?
Oh-oh, where do we go now?
(Oh) Where do we go, oh-oh-oh-oh? (Oh, wow)
Where do we go now?
Where do we go?
Woah-oh, where do we go now?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Sweet child
To Burger King

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you rock @Pike !! another great one. and I loooooooooove the video

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Couldn’t find this in Apple Music (for Singapore) :((((((

Hero Tribute Series: Killhare

Or is it for @Theo87? :wink:

Are You Gonna Be My Hare

So one, two, three
Take my hand and come with me
Because you swing so fine
That I really wanna make you mine
I said, you swing so fine
That I really wanna make you mine

Oh, four, five, six
Come on and be my kicks
Don’t need to be shy honey
When you look like that, do ya, bunny?

Big black boots, long brown ear
She’s so sweet with her fight-me stare

Well, I could see you raid with me
But you were with another buck, yeah
I know we ain’t got much to do
Before I’ll fin’lly summon you, yeah

I said, are you gonna be my hare?

So one, two, three
Take my hand and come with me
Because you swing so fine
That I really wanna make you mine
I said, you swing so fine
That I really wanna make you mine

Oh, four, five, six
Come on and be my kicks
Don’t need to be shy honey
When you look like that, do ya, bunny?

Big black boots, long brown ear
She’s so sweet with her dare-you stare

Well, I could see you raid with me
But you were with another buck, yeah
I know we ain’t got much to do
Before I’ll fin’lly summon you, yeah

I said, are you gonna be my hare?

Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Come on

I could see you raid with me
But you were with another buck, yeah
I know we ain’t got much to do
Before I’ll fin’lly summon you, yeah
Uh, be my hare
Be my hare
Are you gonna be my hare?
Yeah

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Hero Tribute Series: Sobek

I am Sobek the vicious crocodile
I have sharp teeth and a great big smile
I snap at everything I see
That’s why everybody is afraid of me.

Sob sob Sobek…

I am Sobek the piggish crocodile
I’ve been trying to make damage for awhile
I’ll pass by defense and hit
And they all scream cause they got bit.

I am Sobek the horrid crocodile
I’m not friendly and I’ll ever be hostile
If you give me a chance you will see
Your worst nightmare I will be.

Btw:
The original was a great hit in Germany.
Watch the video. Bunny again.

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yay @Pike ! some nice good ones again,

haha big black boots, long brown ear

and the Sobek one, so true!

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Another one from the Hero Tribute Series. Only minor changes were necessary.

SKREKOK (Kreacher)

One cold December night I gave myself an awful fright
When I saw this creature in def team
All teeth and glowing eyes
I thought I’d met my own demise
That’s when the fight should begin

When I put him in the ground
And then one day I found
Someone had dug up his grave
But it wasn’t someone else
He crawled out that grave himself
That’s when I heard a strange voice say

“Well, he’s back from the dead
And he’s coming for your head
He is Skrekok‚ King of The Rats”

Realizing‚ what did I see?
A horde of rats approaching me
But I wasn’t prepared to fight
Oh‚ my body filled with fright
And the smell of death began to creep

Well a battle then ensued
Blood covered everything that moved
Skrekok, he looked me in the eyes
He pulled out his blade
He pointed at me and said, “You’re about to ■■■■■■’ die”

“He’s back from the dead
And he’s coming for your head
He is Skrekok‚ King of The Rats”

Excruciating pain
I woke up in the rain
To my surprise, I wasn’t dead
But my head felt so strange
My team’d been rearranged
And now I’m on the run instead
I’m on the run (I’m on the run)
I’m out for blood (I’m out for blood)
And I am coming for my vice
I’m fighting every team in sight
You can try to ■■■■■■’ hide
But I got blood in my eyes

I’m back from the dead
And I’m coming for your head
I pulled Skrekok, King of The Rats

I’m back from the dead
And I’m coming for your head
I pulled Skrekok‚ King of The Rats

I am back from the dead
And I am coming for your head
I pulled Skrekok, King of The Rats

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Another great one @Pike !! I’m at the airport now but I’m gonna add to the table of contents when I am back from vacation :slight_smile:

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Have a good time!

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Thanks, we will for sure :slight_smile:

almost forgot to add to the table of contents @Pike ! but it is there now :slight_smile:

This Ain’t A Game, It’s An Arms Race

I am an arms dealer
Fitting you with weapons in the form of cards
And don’t really care which side wins
Long as the cash keeps flowing, that’s just the business I’m in

This ain’t a game, it’s a ***** arms race
This ain’t a scene, it’s a ***** arms race
This ain’t a scene, it’s a ***** arms race]
I just want to milk you dry, but I digress

We’re gonna power creep and the heroes released are
Oh, so way up there, oh, so danged OP
We’re gonna power creep and the heroes released are
Oh, gonna make you rage quit hard

I wrote the gospel on giving up
(You’re looking like quitting)
But the real bombshells have already sunk
(Prima donnas of the gutter)])
[At night, we’re taking your cups away while you sleep]

[This ain’t a scene, it’s a ***** arms race
This ain’t a scene, it’s a ***** arms race
This ain’t a scene, it’s a ***** arms race

[Bandwagon’s full, please catch the next one]

We’re gonna power creep and the heroes released are
Oh, so way up there, oh, so danged OP
We’re gonna power creep and the heroes released are
Oh, gonna make you rage quit hard

Whoa, oh oh oh
Whoo!

All the players who RNG didn’t love
And all the girls whose progress couldn’t come fast enough
Swipe until your cash give out

This ain’t a game , it’s a **** arms race
This ain’t a game , it’s a **** arms race*(Now you!)*
This ain’t a game , it’s a **** arms race*(Wear out your cards!)*
This ain’t a game , it’s a **** arms race (Summon out loud!)
This ain’t a game , it’s a **** arms race*(Oh, oh!)*
This ain’t a game , it’s a **** arms race!]

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:thinking: If only I knew who it was about… :rofl: Wonderful!

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bwahaaha I ain’t telliiiiing! :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue:

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Summons

Farming in Atlantis
Chasin’ all them dragons
Flasking once again for a little bit of good luck
Hit me with them Gill-Ra
Fated Summon Counter 1
Everything is so bad
Little bit of summons

Yeah, crazy lately, I’m confirmin’
Tryna scrape myself a summon
You just tryna get a 5 and life is not fair
I’ve been workin’ on my roster
Tryna not get killed in war
Swiping tiles and always dying’ but I don’t care

I’m gambling more just a little bit
Mono-ing more just a little bit
Care a little less just a little bit
Like life is woo hoo
I’m whaling more just a little bit
Spend a little more to get a bit of it
Smile a little more and I’m into it

I, I, I, I, I’ve been farming through Valhalla
Chasin’ all them ugly gnomes
Flasking again for a little bit of sunshine
Hit me with them Agnes
Calling all my ally mates like
Everything is so fine
Little bit of summons

A little bit of summons
A little bit of summons

‘Nother day, another rage quit moment
I’ve been feelin’ helpless
Sick of seein’ all the top defenses, now I don’t care
Found myself a new vocation
Calibrated motivation
No more spending, I’m FTPing
Headin’ down cup dropping

I’m rainbowing’ more just a little bit
Breathin’ more just a little bit
Care a little less just a little bit
Like life is woo hoo
I’m saving more just a little bit
Spend way less to get rid of it
Smile a little more and I’m into it

Honestly man, lately
I, I’ve been raiding in Platinum
Sometimes down in silver
Comboing with S1s for a little bit of fun times
Hit me with them good vibes
Revenges on my phone like
Everything is so fine
Little bit of summons

A little bit of summons
A little bit of summons

I don’t really know any other way to say this
Gotta slow down, can’t keep up with the changes
Punch that number and the name when I clock in
Now I feel like logging in to fight - good gosh it’s a Boril tank
Basically, life is the same thing unless you don’t want the same thing
Probably shoulda went and taken a walk, grab a beer
I’ve been savin’ up the money 'cause it’s better for my wallet

I, I’ve been farming at my own pace
Not chasing them shiny heroes
Scraping up the gems for a little bit of summons (yeah)

Woo Woo
A little bit of summons
A little bit of summons

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Which Side Are You On?

This company had an idea
And the devs they made it law
It seems like it’s illegal
but they don’t care ‘n’ do it anyhow

Which side are you on, boys?
Which side are you on?
Which side are you on, boys?
Which side are you on?

We set out to join the forum rants
For together we cannot fail
We got stopped by ignorance, we had no chance
They said, “Go home boys we don’t really care”

Which side are you on, boys?
Which side are you on?
Which side are you on, boys?
Which side are you on?

It’s hard to explain to a newbie one
Why he can’t compete no more
unless he opens his purse just to join the run
till new heroes push’m where he was before

Which side are you on, boys?
Which side are you on?
Which side are you on, boys?
Which side are you on?

I’ve found to follow one movement
I gave my wallet a ban
Cause my payments just stopped paying off
Now I’ll find my fun being an FTP man

Which side are you on, boys?
Which side are you on?
Which side are you on, boys?
Which side are you on?

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Another awesome one @Pike :slight_smile:

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Hero Tribute Series

Rudolph, The Red Nosed Reindeer

You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen,
But do you recall
The most famous reindeer of all

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
But if you ever saw him
You would never say he glows
All of the pulling players
Used to laugh and call him lame
They never let poor Rudolph Join in any fighting game

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
SG came to say,
Rudolph with your skills so light,
We will buff you up tonight

Then how all the players loved him,
As they shouted out and screamed,
Rudolph the red-nose Reindeer
I’ll put you straight in my war team

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