E&P Song Lyrics (and Songs) by Sleepyhead & Friends

Dude the Awesome Dragon

in honor of @Dudeious.Maximus

Dude the Awesome dragon mods happily
And merges all the dupe threads in the lands of our Forum
All the forum posters loved that awesome Dude
And brought him memes and tons of likes and petitions to recognize him

Oh, Dude the awesome dragon keeps the order
And reminds people to calm down and be nice on contentious threads
Dude the awesome dragon gives out emojis
And cool forum titles for posters who go above and beyond

Sometimes he would reset @PlayForFun 's counting thread
We would keep a lookout for his big zero
Forum counters type faster whene’er he comes in
With some even copy-pasting numbers to get that 20 in!

Oh, Dude the awesome dragon makes us all happy
Even though we break the rules and gossip in the emoji thread!
Dude the awesome dragon makes us all happy
Giving individual, specific emojis and titles for us regulars!

A dragon lives forever, just as well he should
With all the care and hard work he puts in the forums
Every day and night he toils, keeping the order
And Dude, that mighty dragon, never ceases his work

Merging threads, and checking flags, and answering questions
Dude will always find time to check the counting thread
Having some fun in between Dude’s hard work keeps us all happy
So Dude, that awesome dragon, keep doing what you do
Oh, Dude the awesome dragon makes us all grateful
We thank him daily for his good work in the lands of the Forum
Oh, Dude the awesome dragon makes us all grateful
We thank him daily for his good work in the lands of the Forum

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Wow nice little song @sleepyhead

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thank you @PlayForFun :slight_smile: it was the perfect song, in the sense that the repeating lyrics were so easy to alter :stuck_out_tongue:

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I remember this oiiginal song from my childhood :slight_smile:

yeah, me too, it just popped into my head recently and I got a flash of inspiration :slight_smile:

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cross-post: My Favorite Things on this excellent thread, Mistress of Shadows version!

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I am both honored and … Having a strange feeling… :popcorn: :kiss: ty

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as long as it’s a good strange feeling :smiley:

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Drama Queen

You crash forum and you whine
You come inside and you cry
Saying it’s not the same as when it began
It’s all changed, it’s not the same
And it’s never your fault-no no

Every pull the same routine
You expect 5* but portal’s oh so mean
You’re just like a teen

You expect lots too much too much
You give it all up too soon too soon

Well you sit there in your couch and whine
Maybe you had your hopes too high
Well there’s always complaints
And nerfs and chains
There’s always a loss or too much fuss
Come on… Get your heart out of your xxxxxx

Every pull the same routine
Hopeless gems and endless dreams
You’re a dramaqueen

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Another epically awesome one @Pike !!

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I voted for it so here ist is. A song for @NicoX. Maybe a bit bumpy, I hurried.

Sweet Child O’ Mine

He’s got cheeks that it seems to me
Reminds me of hungry memories
When everyone was so keen on just eating him
Now and then when I see his head
He takes me away to that special thread
And if I laughed too long, I’d probably break down and die

Woah-woah-woah
Sweet child of mine
Woah, oh-oh-oh
Sweet hare of mine

He’s got legs of the tastiest kind
And when I look at them
A strange picture comes to my mind
They seem like EP ham
His fur reminds me of a warm, safe place
Where as child after a chase
I rested watching my mother carrying the hare roast by

Woah-oh-woah
Sweet child of mine
Ooh-woah, oh-oh-oh
Sweet hare of mine

Woah, oh-oh-oh
Sweet child of mine, ooh, yeah-eh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Sweet roast of mine

Where do we go?
Where do we go now?
Where do we go?
Mm-mm, oh, where do we go?
Where do we go now?
Oh, where do we go now? (Where do we go?)
Where do we go? (Sweet child)
Mm-huh, where do we go now?
Ah-yah-yah-yah-yah-yah-yah-yah-oh (Where do we go? Where do we go?)
Ooh, where do we go now? (Where do we go?)
Uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh-oh, wow
Where do we go?
Oh-oh, where do we go now?
(Oh) Where do we go, oh-oh-oh-oh? (Oh, wow)
Where do we go now?
Where do we go?
Woah-oh, where do we go now?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Sweet child
To Burger King

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you rock @Pike !! another great one. and I loooooooooove the video

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Couldn’t find this in Apple Music (for Singapore) :((((((

Hero Tribute Series: Killhare

Or is it for @Theo87? :wink:

Are You Gonna Be My Hare

So one, two, three
Take my hand and come with me
Because you swing so fine
That I really wanna make you mine
I said, you swing so fine
That I really wanna make you mine

Oh, four, five, six
Come on and be my kicks
Don’t need to be shy honey
When you look like that, do ya, bunny?

Big black boots, long brown ear
She’s so sweet with her fight-me stare

Well, I could see you raid with me
But you were with another buck, yeah
I know we ain’t got much to do
Before I’ll fin’lly summon you, yeah

I said, are you gonna be my hare?

So one, two, three
Take my hand and come with me
Because you swing so fine
That I really wanna make you mine
I said, you swing so fine
That I really wanna make you mine

Oh, four, five, six
Come on and be my kicks
Don’t need to be shy honey
When you look like that, do ya, bunny?

Big black boots, long brown ear
She’s so sweet with her dare-you stare

Well, I could see you raid with me
But you were with another buck, yeah
I know we ain’t got much to do
Before I’ll fin’lly summon you, yeah

I said, are you gonna be my hare?

Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Come on

I could see you raid with me
But you were with another buck, yeah
I know we ain’t got much to do
Before I’ll fin’lly summon you, yeah
Uh, be my hare
Be my hare
Are you gonna be my hare?
Yeah

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Hero Tribute Series: Sobek

I am Sobek the vicious crocodile
I have sharp teeth and a great big smile
I snap at everything I see
That’s why everybody is afraid of me.

Sob sob Sobek…

I am Sobek the piggish crocodile
I’ve been trying to make damage for awhile
I’ll pass by defense and hit
And they all scream cause they got bit.

I am Sobek the horrid crocodile
I’m not friendly and I’ll ever be hostile
If you give me a chance you will see
Your worst nightmare I will be.

Btw:
The original was a great hit in Germany.
Watch the video. Bunny again.

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yay @Pike ! some nice good ones again,

haha big black boots, long brown ear

and the Sobek one, so true!

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Another one from the Hero Tribute Series. Only minor changes were necessary.

SKREKOK (Kreacher)

One cold December night I gave myself an awful fright
When I saw this creature in def team
All teeth and glowing eyes
I thought I’d met my own demise
That’s when the fight should begin

When I put him in the ground
And then one day I found
Someone had dug up his grave
But it wasn’t someone else
He crawled out that grave himself
That’s when I heard a strange voice say

“Well, he’s back from the dead
And he’s coming for your head
He is Skrekok‚ King of The Rats”

Realizing‚ what did I see?
A horde of rats approaching me
But I wasn’t prepared to fight
Oh‚ my body filled with fright
And the smell of death began to creep

Well a battle then ensued
Blood covered everything that moved
Skrekok, he looked me in the eyes
He pulled out his blade
He pointed at me and said, “You’re about to ■■■■■■’ die”

“He’s back from the dead
And he’s coming for your head
He is Skrekok‚ King of The Rats”

Excruciating pain
I woke up in the rain
To my surprise, I wasn’t dead
But my head felt so strange
My team’d been rearranged
And now I’m on the run instead
I’m on the run (I’m on the run)
I’m out for blood (I’m out for blood)
And I am coming for my vice
I’m fighting every team in sight
You can try to ■■■■■■’ hide
But I got blood in my eyes

I’m back from the dead
And I’m coming for your head
I pulled Skrekok, King of The Rats

I’m back from the dead
And I’m coming for your head
I pulled Skrekok‚ King of The Rats

I am back from the dead
And I am coming for your head
I pulled Skrekok, King of The Rats

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Another great one @Pike !! I’m at the airport now but I’m gonna add to the table of contents when I am back from vacation :slight_smile:

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Have a good time!

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Thanks, we will for sure :slight_smile: