E&P Song Lyrics (and Songs) by Sleepyhead & Friends

IT’S OH SO QUIET

Shh, shh

It’s oh, so quiet, shh, shh
It’s oh, so still, shh, shh
You’re all alone, shh, shh
And so peaceful until

You raid again, zing boom
The team is prepaired, zing boom
Let’s start fightin’, wow bam!

You’ve never been so nuts about a fight
You wanna laugh, you wanna cry
You cross your heart and hope they’ll die

Till it’s over, and then, shh, shh
It’s sad and quiet, shh, shh
But soon again, shh, shh
Starts another big riot

You blow a fuse, zing boom
The devil cuts loose, zing boom
So what’s the use, wow bam!
Of falling in raids?

It’s oh, so quiet
It’s oh, so still
You’re all alone
And so peaceful until

You ring the bell, bim bam
You shout and you yell, hi ho-ho
You broke the spell

Gee, this is swell, you almost have a fit
This guy’s a fool and will get hit
There’s no mistake, this is it!

Till it’s over, and then
It’s sad and quiet, shh, shh
But soon again, shh, shh
Starts another big riot

You blow a fuse, zing boom
The devil cuts loose, zing boom
So what’s the use, wow bam!
Of falling in raids?

The sky caves in
The devil cuts loose
You blow, blow, blow
Blow, blow your fuse, ahh!
When you fall in raids
Shh

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another awesome one @Pike !!!

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We Don’t Talk About Balance

We don’t talk about balance, no, no, no!
We don’t talk about balance… but

S5 just came out
S5 just came out
We were summoning, and many players loved Azmia
A really tough 4*!

SG walks in with a mischievous grin-
Nerfing!
After a month, or not even
Sorry players? Yeah right

SG says, “She’s used too much”
How can they say so soon?
In doing so, they nerf my team
Zynga, gets the revenue
Nerfed in a whirlwind
What an awful day… but anyway

We don’t talk about balance, no, no, no!
We don’t talk about balance!

Hey! Grew to live in fear of SG nerfing all my heroes
I would always watch them ignoring beta feedback
I wish they would let us claim ascension mats back, tsk tsk tsk
It’s a tough choice, with the chance for nerfing
And yet no real buffing for the weaker heroes
Grappling with decisions we couldn’t understand
Do you understand?

A forum explosion
Kalo’s back in beta
When testers give feedback
It all fades to black
Yeah, SG doesn’t listen
And gives us surprises (hey!)

We don’t talk about balance, no, no, no! (We don’t talk about balance, no, no, no!)
We don’t talk about balance (we don’t talk about balance!)

They gave Finley a costume
And buffed Zuri too! (No, no!)
But Telly’s still all nerfed
And poor Vela too… (no, no!)
Why is Heimdall’s costume so much better, and did they buff OP Milena? (no, no! Hey!)
There is no end to the creeping power!

They told me that my cups would go up, if I just put five Gargoyles there
They told me that their power would grow, like the Circus heroes that got buffed
Óye, more nerfs are on the way

They told me that the best heroes would be just out of reach
Locked behind a paywall
The more accessible ones?
Hey gang, common heroes can’t be too strong (like when Vela got nerfed)
I can’t use her now

Um, balance…,.
Yeah, about that balance…
Why don’t you listen to beta…
Gimmie the truth and the whole truth, SG
(What about Guardian Owl!?)
Time for nerfing

Kalo’s gonna be nerfed (he was my rush war tank, he was my rush war tank)
But Ruby’s still out there (she’s so tough to get)
When SG makes changes (was Azmia really that good?)
It all fades to black (Christmas minions nerfed Buddy!)

Yeah, they steal your dreams (why don’t they listen to Beta?)
And feasts on your screams (nerfing!)
Should I just wait before I pull?
Will it matter, new heroes come anyway (oh gosh, new challenge event?)

SG says, “Azmia was too good” (just a 4 star, so too easy to get)
In doing so, they smash my team
But leave 5 Ninjas alone
I hate Ruby!

Don’t talk about balance, no! (Why did I talk about balance?)
Not a word about balance!
I never should’ve brought up balance!

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The wrongly neglected thread is alive!
It sure was hard work @sleepyhead. It was worth it!

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you’re so cool @Pike thank you! this thread is just as much yours considering all the songs you’ve written!

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Cross-post

Hero to Zero

Bless my soul
Kalo was on a roll
New Wing of the week in every forum opinion poll
So OP!
He could stop your raid
Set him with some ninjas and you’re talking no one shot!
He was a strong 4
A hero, hero
Now he’s all nerfed down!
He’s a zero
Here was SG without their act act down pat
From hero to zero in one week flat
Hero to zero just like that (snaps)

When he fired
The board went wild with
All the specials!
And they kicked your team
So dead fast
(so dead fast)

From highly desired, worth pulling four
Our Kalo was chased by all
From the rich spenders and C2P
All would tell you
I really want him

Here’s the nerf
There we go again
Can’t have 4s too strong now
They’re just too easy to get
SG’s thinking
Of the game economy
Can’t have such desirability
Over the more expensive 5s!

Nerfing, it comes
SG sees, but not hears
Honey, beta players were
Warning you!
They laid the arguments down, and what!
You didn’t listen, now here we are
Hero to zero and who’da thunk

What broke the straw on many backs?
Kalo’s nerf!
Whose screaming now for compensation?
Half the forum!
Isn’t this balance?
oh come on now
After a week?
You gotta be kidding
Kalo’s nerf, Kalo’s nerf …

Bless my soul
SG was on a roll
Ferant and Azmia
Now Kalo
Don’t get excited
It’s not forever

He was the best 4’
A hero, hero
Now he’s so weakened
He’s a zero

He was nerfed at breakneck speed
From hero to zero
Kalo was a hero
Now he’s a zero
Yes indeed!

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The 12 days of EnP Christmas

On the 12th day of Christmas, EnP gave to me:

12 recruiters recruiting

11 snipers sniping

10 months playing no 5*

9 times Boldtusk revived

8 Peer Supporters

7 Days Departed

6 war flags, bad boards

5 Mystic Rings

4 calling mercs

3 benched Thornes

2 more gloves

And a Dawa in a summons gate.

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welcome to the thread! I am gonna put this in the table of contents, but not gonna be able to tag ya due to the tag limit

An easy one. It’s purely fictional.

I’m a Believer

I thought luck was only true in fairy tales
Meant for someone else but not for me
Luck was out to get me
That’s the way it seemed
Disappointment haunted all my dreams

And then I saw her face
Now I’m a believer
And not a trace
Of doubt in my mind
Thanks RNG, I’m a believer
I couldn’t feed her if I tried

I thought luck was more or less a given thing
More I spend the less I got, oh yeah
What’s the use in trying?
All you get is pain
When I wanted Bera, I got Bane

And then I saw her face
Now I’m a believer
And not a trace
Of doubt in my mind
Thanks RNG, I’m a believer
I couldn’t feed her if I tried

What’s the use in trying?
All you get is pain
When I wanted Bera
I got Bane

And then I saw her face
Now I’m a believer
And not a trace
Of doubt in my mind
Thanks RNG, I’m a believer
I couldn’t feed her if I tried

Then I saw her face
Now I’m a believer
Not a trace
Of doubt in my mind
Now I’m a believer
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Now I’m a believer
Then I saw her face
Now I’m a believer
Not a trace
Of doubt in my mind
I’m a believer

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another great one @Pike ! glad you are writing again :slight_smile:

when I wanted Bera I got Bane, lol, so true it made me laugh then cry… this game sometimes

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Dude the Awesome Dragon

in honor of @Dudeious.Maximus

Dude the Awesome dragon mods happily
And merges all the dupe threads in the lands of our Forum
All the forum posters loved that awesome Dude
And brought him memes and tons of likes and petitions to recognize him

Oh, Dude the awesome dragon keeps the order
And reminds people to calm down and be nice on contentious threads
Dude the awesome dragon gives out emojis
And cool forum titles for posters who go above and beyond

Sometimes he would reset @PlayForFun 's counting thread
We would keep a lookout for his big zero
Forum counters type faster whene’er he comes in
With some even copy-pasting numbers to get that 20 in!

Oh, Dude the awesome dragon makes us all happy
Even though we break the rules and gossip in the emoji thread!
Dude the awesome dragon makes us all happy
Giving individual, specific emojis and titles for us regulars!

A dragon lives forever, just as well he should
With all the care and hard work he puts in the forums
Every day and night he toils, keeping the order
And Dude, that mighty dragon, never ceases his work

Merging threads, and checking flags, and answering questions
Dude will always find time to check the counting thread
Having some fun in between Dude’s hard work keeps us all happy
So Dude, that awesome dragon, keep doing what you do
Oh, Dude the awesome dragon makes us all grateful
We thank him daily for his good work in the lands of the Forum
Oh, Dude the awesome dragon makes us all grateful
We thank him daily for his good work in the lands of the Forum

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Wow nice little song @sleepyhead

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thank you @PlayForFun :slight_smile: it was the perfect song, in the sense that the repeating lyrics were so easy to alter :stuck_out_tongue:

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I remember this oiiginal song from my childhood :slight_smile:

yeah, me too, it just popped into my head recently and I got a flash of inspiration :slight_smile:

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cross-post: My Favorite Things on this excellent thread, Mistress of Shadows version!

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I am both honored and … Having a strange feeling… :popcorn: :kiss: ty

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as long as it’s a good strange feeling :smiley:

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Drama Queen

You crash forum and you whine
You come inside and you cry
Saying it’s not the same as when it began
It’s all changed, it’s not the same
And it’s never your fault-no no

Every pull the same routine
You expect 5* but portal’s oh so mean
You’re just like a teen

You expect lots too much too much
You give it all up too soon too soon

Well you sit there in your couch and whine
Maybe you had your hopes too high
Well there’s always complaints
And nerfs and chains
There’s always a loss or too much fuss
Come on… Get your heart out of your xxxxxx

Every pull the same routine
Hopeless gems and endless dreams
You’re a dramaqueen

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Another epically awesome one @Pike !!

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