E&P Song Lyrics (and Songs) by Sleepyhead & Friends

thanks for the seasonal cheer @Pike !!

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This one’s for @sft1965. (If you don’t like it just tell me and I’ll delete it.) May your dreams come true. You know, in the end the good guy gets the girl. :wink:
In the chorus, you have to stretch the geologist to make it fit. :smirk:

GEOLOGIST (TEENAGE DIRTBAG)

Her name is Sonya
I have a dream about her
My blood’s like magma
I got swim class in half an hour
Oh, how she rocks
Bikini with dots
But she doesn’t know who I am
And she doesn’t give a damn about me

'Cause I’m just a geologist, baby
Yeah, I’m just a geologist, baby
Listen to sounding crystals, baby, with me, ooh

Her boyfriend’s an orc
And he’d bring a pan to field trips
He eats a whole pork
But he doesn’t like her hips
He wants her quite fat
You know it’s so sad
And he doesn’t know who I am
And he doesn’t give a damn about me

'Cause I’m just a geologist, baby
Yeah, I’m just a geologist, baby
Listen to sounding crystals, baby, with me, ooh

Oh, geo - logy
No, she doesn’t know what she’s missin’
Oh, geo - logy
No, she doesn’t know what she’s missin’

Man, I feel like mold
Shooting stars, I am lonely
Lo and behold
She’s walkin’ over to me
This must be fake
My lip starts to shake
How does she know who I am?
And why does she give a damn about me?
I’ve got a brochure from GSA, baby
Come with me Friday, don’t say maybe
I’m just a geologist, baby, like you

Oh, geo - logy
No, she doesn’t know what she’s missin’
Oh, geo - logy
No, she doesn’t know what she’s missin’…

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Sweet and thoughtful @Pike ! Will add it to the list later as I see @sft1965 has liked it :slight_smile:

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I am taking the liberty of cross posting this rare Xmas gem I stumbled across.

Kudos to Gryphonkit, this is excellently done.

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I made a single change because pilfer seems strong but monetize seems more neutral

Incredible stuff @TGW

Always a forum friend

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And now to something completely different.

FAMALLY (FAMILY)

We had a nanny named Chick.
We got a rabbit named Rick.
And our cat’s called Pusheen.
Lady Hobbit’s our queen.
Our daddy’s a fat rooster.
A cucumber can be booster.

This is my famally.
My crazy famally.
The one′s who understand me
This is my famally.
Whatever the plan be, they stand beside me
This is my famally.

When real life brings us bad weather
Rain or storm we stand together
We got no rules, nearly not one
If a titan’s gone it’s gone
And if a war’s lost it’s lost
We play for fun, not at all cost

This is my famally.
My crazy famally.
The one’s who understand me
This is my famally.
Whatever the plan be, they stand beside me
This is my famally.

Moin! Who’s knockin’?

If you wanna come knockin
Our doors won’t be lockin.
Together we’ll be rockin.
Here no one will be mockin.
We wont be stoppin even if cups’re droppin
And if someone needs a pause he’ll get what he needs, cause…

This is my famally.
My crazy famally.
The one′s who understand me
This is my famally.
Whatever the plan be, they stand beside me
This is my family.

This is my famally.
My crazy famally.
The one’s who understand me
This is my famally.
Whatever the plan be, they stand beside me
This is my famally.

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another great one @Pike !!! keep em coming!

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So many plans, so little time. Merry Christmas!

THE SEASON’S UPON US
(Christmas in Karemdol)

The season’s upon us, it’s that time of year
Santa and Mother, there’s plenty of cheer
There’s lights on the trees and some snowmen among
There’s mischief and mayhem and songs to be sung
There’s bells and there’s gifts, minions are gung-ho
Gil-Ra finds a kiss beneath fresh mistletoe
Some allies are messed up while others are fine
If you think yours is crazy, well you should see mine

Rudolph’s a wackjob, Santa wish’s he was gone
Sweet Carol’s a loser and so are her sons
Buddy’s a horrible wise little twit
He once gave me a nice gift wrapped chest full of :poop:
He likes to pelt heroes with icy snowballs
I’d like to take him out and
start another big brawl
With heroes like this I would have to confess
I’d be losing my raids, distraught and depressed

The season’s upon us, it’s that time of year
Mulled wine with @sleepyhead, plenty of cheer
There’s lights on the trees and some snowmen among
There’s raiding and summ’ning and hopes to be hung
They call this Christmas in Karemdol

Boldtusk fries meat, hope it’s not from a mod
Jean-Francois just brought home another big broad
The eyes rollin’ whispers come love from the kitchen
I’d come here more often if they’d only quit ■■■■■■■■
Krampus on the other hand’s a selfish old sod
Drinks whiskey with Fenrir the miserable dog
Who won’t run off fetch sure he couldn’t care less
He defiled Mr. Pengi and left all the mess

The season’s upon us, it’s that time of year
Eggnog with @Rook and there’s plenty of cheer
There’s lights on the trees and some snowmen among
There’s TC and HA but satisfaction is none
They call this Christmas in Karemdol

The table’s set; we raise a toast, Santa, Mother and Ameonna’s ghost

I’m so glad this time only comes once a year
You can keep your offers, your summons, your happy new year

They call this Christmas in Karemdol

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another awesome one, @Pike !!

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Eep! I’m in a song! :joy:

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Is eggnog good for kitties?

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Prolly not, but this kitty drinks it every year. :grin:

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…and it makes her happy. So it’s good for her. :smirk: And not only for her. Cheers!

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I agree - let’s do things that make us happy :wink: cheers all!

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Here’s a ridiculous one … and fittingly about a week late :rofl:

Rudolph the antlered reindeer
Somehow lost his shiny nose
But he’s a stone cold fighter
When you heard those bells you froze
All of the elves protect him
As he haunts the raid tourneys
Antlered attacks will win them
Slow opponents to their knees

Then one foggy Festivus
Costanza came to say
“Nobody tells me it’s them not me”
“If it’s anybody it’s me”

Buddy and Carol loved him
As they shouted out with joy
Rudolph the antlered reindeer
Pull us to the raid, good boy.

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I love it! Will add to the list when I get to my laptop (feel free to remind if I don’t within a couple of days) :slight_smile:

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Should S1 heroes be forgot
And never brought to team
Should S1 heroes be forgot
In days of E&P

In days of E&P my friend
In days of E&P
Let’s drink a cheer to S1’s here
In days of E&P

:partying_face: :clinking_glasses: :fireworks:

And a Happy New Year everyone!

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My Only Wish (This Year)

Last night I took a look at the forums
People showing pulls, 5*s everywhere
Seems like everyone but me has Krampus
Santa, can you hear me?
I signed my complaint that I posted online
I sent it off, it just said this:
“I know exactly what I want this year”
Santa, can you hear me?

I want some good pulls, good pulls
I want someone to tank for me
Someone to LB
Maybe, maybe (maybe, maybe)
She’ll be my own Mama North with her costume too

Santa, can you hear me?
I have been so good this year
And all I want is one thing:
Tell me my good luck is near
it’s all I want, just for me
Coming to my account soon
I’ll be waiting here
Santa, that’s my only wish this year

Christmas Eve, I just can’t sleep
Would I be wrong for pulling with gems?
'Cause I heard that odds are good now
Santa, can you hear me?
I really hope that you’re on your way
With something special for me in your sleigh
Oh, please make my wish come true
Santa, can you hear me?

I want some good luck, good luck (oh)
I want someone to LB
Someone to emblem
Maybe, maybe (maybe, maybe)
[We’ll be smashing records in the challenge event!]

Santa, can you hear me?
I have been so good this year
And all I want is one 5*
Tell me my Alfrike is near
She’s all I want, just for me
Tanking in the next rush war
I’ll be waiting here
Santa, that’s my only wish this year

I hope my letter reaches you in time, oh yeah
Bring me luck I can call all mine, oh yeah yeah
'Cause I have been so good, so good this year
[Can’t be slumming with only vanillas]
Luck’s all I want in a big red bow

Santa, can you hear me?
I have been so good this year
And all I want is one thing
Tell me my next 5* is near
He’s all I want, just for me
Underneath my Christmas tree
I’ll be waiting here, oh yeah
Santa, that’s my only wish this year (ah)
Oh, Santa! (ah)
Can you hear me? (ah)
Oh, Santa (ah)
Well, a 5*s all I want, just for me
Underneath my Christmas tree
I’ll be waiting here, oh yeah
Santa, that’s my only wish this year

Santa, that’s my only wish this year

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I heard and read it with a smile. :slightly_smiling_face: Sorry, I’m out of likes. :heart: Will come back later. For the new year I wish you some 5* of your choice!

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Wishing you the same @Pike , and thanks as always for your support :slight_smile:

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