E&P Song Lyrics (and Songs) by Sleepyhead & Friends

CREEP

When you were here before
Tried to argue against your words
But your wisdom’s so endless
So deep that it hurts
It floats like a feather
In an ignorant world
I wish I was special
You’re so fxxxin’ special

But I’m a creep
I’m a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don’t belong here

You don’t care what I say
You bully me badly
Because you’re so right
I will take it gladly
I’m happy you notice
That I am so wrong
You’re so fxxxin’ special
I wish I was special

But I’m a creep
I’m a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don’t belong here
Oh, oh

Please tell me I’m worthless
Only you are right
Go on, on, on, on
On

Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you say
You’re so fxxxin’ special
I wish I was special
But I’m a creep
I’m a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don’t belong here
Here to your forum

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I did a couple songs from my youth that have been rattling around in my head. Same band for both … probably very few have heard of them :rofl:

#1

Two Three Is A Wonderful Way

Red and yellow tiles changing spots, oh yeah
Cascade into the defense, and lower their health down a lot
You know she can feel it, oh yeah
'Cause that’s the way she likes to play
Cascade on forever, oh yeah
Enemy heroes gone away

She said,
Two three is a wonderful way to win the raid, oh yeah
Two three is a wonderful way to win the raid

Let’s win the raid

The two colours together, oh yeah
Multiplying damage done
Charging heroes forever, oh yeah
And making raiding so much fun
You know she can feel it, oh yeah
'Cause that’s the way she likes to play
Cascade on forever, oh yeah
Enemy heroes gone away

She said,
Two three is a wonderful way to win the raid, oh yeah
Two three is a wonderful way to win the raid

She said,
Two three is a wonderful way to win the raid, oh yeah
Two three is a wonderful way to win the raid

Let’s win the raid
Let’s win the raid

Alliance wars are coming up next, oh yeah
But two three strategy will leave me high and dry
Six war teams are too many, oh yeah
My heroes aren’t strong enough
I need a brand new strategy, oh yeah
To make my six teams really tough

I said,
Mono is a wonderful way to win the war, oh yeah
Mono is a wonderful way to win the war

She said,
Two three is a wonderful way to win the raid, oh yeah
Two three is a wonderful way to win the raid

To win the raid, oh yeah
Let’s win the raid

I like that one of the members here has a shirt with a local radio station to me.

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#2

E&P Is A Vicious Game

He raided his way through yesterday, Lord, he thought he had a chance
He played the game and farmed the stages, to move up in the stands
He did his share of merc’ing, hit the titans, mats will come
He did the pulls and maxed heroes, to be king upon the throne

Isn’t it a pity? Isn’t it a shame?
No-one ever warned the boy
E&P is a vicious game, oh, yeah

He said he wouldn’t get led around, or caught up in the games
Or, end up in a gallery, of faces with no names
And, E&P was in his soul, and raiding was a friend
He recorded a video on how to win, and he was on the raid again

Isn’t it a pity? Isn’t it a shame?
No-one ever warned the boy
E&P is a vicious game, oh-oh, oh, yeah, oh-oh

Upgrades, ooh, and long black coffee cups
He’s pushing himself a way too hard, to reach the top

He opened up his wallet then, he gave all that he had
We informed and we forewarned, he simply charged ahead
But, it’s funny how metas can change, and heroes get passed by
Those that won raids so easily, they only make us cry

Now, isn’t it a pity? Isn’t it a shame?
No-one ever warned the boy
E&P is a vicious game, oh-oh, oh
Oh, yeah, oh, oh-oh-oh, oh, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah
My-my-my, E&P is a vicious game, yeah
E&P, E&P, yeah, yeah, yeah, ooh

Man, these songs are so old they don’t even have official music videos. I guess that explains all the gray hair.

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Thanks for introducing us to this band @nevarmaor ! makes for some nice easy listening :slight_smile:

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Good job @nevarmaor, especially #2. Did you have these hairstyles back then? :smirk:

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Sorry SG, I like the game, but I had a bad day at the Black Friday summons. :angry:

CARNIVAL IN KAREMDOL (ODDS ARE)

Derric, what are odds?

Odds are rotten, odds are vicious
Always being unambitious
Odds are a ■■■■-up, odds are a punch-up
Picking your nose and chucking your lunch up
Odds are obnoxious, odds are obscene
Having a pop at our dear Queen
Odds are a twisted tasteless trip
Odds are a pin through her majesty’s lip

They love to take cash from each one, they just don’t give a ****
If you don’t like the game, that is just your bloody hard luck

Odds need a riot, every night a rumble
A nice bit o’blow and a nice bit o’grumble
Odds are a sleazy, odds are a slum
Polaroid pics in bed with Tyrum
Odds are unhealthy, quite unclean
They are a mockery, malignant mean
Odds are criminal, odds are a con
And so is our favourite guy Oberon

They love to take cash from each one, they just don’t give a ****
If you don’t like the game, that is just your bloody hard luck

Now open your eyes and listen my son, there’s no reason to be sad
Just hang around and stay with us, it’ll all be coming bad

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Absolutely.

My goto look was jeans and t-shirt with an unbuttoned flannel shirt over top and construction boots. With the requisite mullet. Quite the ladykiller let me tell you.

We all can dream

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It’s almost my style these days. But with a different hairstyle. :rofl: But as I see you can be successful with it. Is that your castle in the background? :wink:

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You mean stronghold? I used a (shh) c h e a t code do get to level 30.

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commiserations on your bad summon luck @Pike , hopefully good luck is around the corner.

@nevarmaor , ah you sly fox you, I bet you needed the mop to beat admirers off!

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Christmas is approaching and it is time for love and reflection. To get started, here’s something simple (it’s a feat to spread so little text over so much time). More will follow.
And here’s a little hint for your Christmas shopping: never use Jingle Bells as a ringtone! You either answer your phone all the time or you never answer again!

YOU’RE ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS

You’re all I want for Christmas
All I want my game life through
The day is just like Christmas
The day that I pull you

You’re all I want for Christmas
And if all my dreams come true
Then I’ll awake on Christmas mornin’
And find my roster filled with you

(You’re all I want for Christmas)
(All I want my game life through)
The day is just like Christmas
The day that I pull you

(You’re all I want for Christmas)
(And if all my dreams come true)
Then I’ll awake on Christmas mornin’
And find my roster filled with you
(And find my roster filled with you)

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thanks for the seasonal cheer @Pike !!

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This one’s for @sft1965. (If you don’t like it just tell me and I’ll delete it.) May your dreams come true. You know, in the end the good guy gets the girl. :wink:
In the chorus, you have to stretch the geologist to make it fit. :smirk:

GEOLOGIST (TEENAGE DIRTBAG)

Her name is Sonya
I have a dream about her
My blood’s like magma
I got swim class in half an hour
Oh, how she rocks
Bikini with dots
But she doesn’t know who I am
And she doesn’t give a damn about me

'Cause I’m just a geologist, baby
Yeah, I’m just a geologist, baby
Listen to sounding crystals, baby, with me, ooh

Her boyfriend’s an orc
And he’d bring a pan to field trips
He eats a whole pork
But he doesn’t like her hips
He wants her quite fat
You know it’s so sad
And he doesn’t know who I am
And he doesn’t give a damn about me

'Cause I’m just a geologist, baby
Yeah, I’m just a geologist, baby
Listen to sounding crystals, baby, with me, ooh

Oh, geo - logy
No, she doesn’t know what she’s missin’
Oh, geo - logy
No, she doesn’t know what she’s missin’

Man, I feel like mold
Shooting stars, I am lonely
Lo and behold
She’s walkin’ over to me
This must be fake
My lip starts to shake
How does she know who I am?
And why does she give a damn about me?
I’ve got a brochure from GSA, baby
Come with me Friday, don’t say maybe
I’m just a geologist, baby, like you

Oh, geo - logy
No, she doesn’t know what she’s missin’
Oh, geo - logy
No, she doesn’t know what she’s missin’…

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Sweet and thoughtful @Pike ! Will add it to the list later as I see @sft1965 has liked it :slight_smile:

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I am taking the liberty of cross posting this rare Xmas gem I stumbled across.

Kudos to Gryphonkit, this is excellently done.

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I made a single change because pilfer seems strong but monetize seems more neutral

Incredible stuff @TGW

Always a forum friend

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And now to something completely different.

FAMALLY (FAMILY)

We had a nanny named Chick.
We got a rabbit named Rick.
And our cat’s called Pusheen.
Lady Hobbit’s our queen.
Our daddy’s a fat rooster.
A cucumber can be booster.

This is my famally.
My crazy famally.
The one′s who understand me
This is my famally.
Whatever the plan be, they stand beside me
This is my famally.

When real life brings us bad weather
Rain or storm we stand together
We got no rules, nearly not one
If a titan’s gone it’s gone
And if a war’s lost it’s lost
We play for fun, not at all cost

This is my famally.
My crazy famally.
The one’s who understand me
This is my famally.
Whatever the plan be, they stand beside me
This is my famally.

Moin! Who’s knockin’?

If you wanna come knockin
Our doors won’t be lockin.
Together we’ll be rockin.
Here no one will be mockin.
We wont be stoppin even if cups’re droppin
And if someone needs a pause he’ll get what he needs, cause…

This is my famally.
My crazy famally.
The one′s who understand me
This is my famally.
Whatever the plan be, they stand beside me
This is my family.

This is my famally.
My crazy famally.
The one’s who understand me
This is my famally.
Whatever the plan be, they stand beside me
This is my famally.

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another great one @Pike !!! keep em coming!

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So many plans, so little time. Merry Christmas!

THE SEASON’S UPON US
(Christmas in Karemdol)

The season’s upon us, it’s that time of year
Santa and Mother, there’s plenty of cheer
There’s lights on the trees and some snowmen among
There’s mischief and mayhem and songs to be sung
There’s bells and there’s gifts, minions are gung-ho
Gil-Ra finds a kiss beneath fresh mistletoe
Some allies are messed up while others are fine
If you think yours is crazy, well you should see mine

Rudolph’s a wackjob, Santa wish’s he was gone
Sweet Carol’s a loser and so are her sons
Buddy’s a horrible wise little twit
He once gave me a nice gift wrapped chest full of :poop:
He likes to pelt heroes with icy snowballs
I’d like to take him out and
start another big brawl
With heroes like this I would have to confess
I’d be losing my raids, distraught and depressed

The season’s upon us, it’s that time of year
Mulled wine with @sleepyhead, plenty of cheer
There’s lights on the trees and some snowmen among
There’s raiding and summ’ning and hopes to be hung
They call this Christmas in Karemdol

Boldtusk fries meat, hope it’s not from a mod
Jean-Francois just brought home another big broad
The eyes rollin’ whispers come love from the kitchen
I’d come here more often if they’d only quit ■■■■■■■■
Krampus on the other hand’s a selfish old sod
Drinks whiskey with Fenrir the miserable dog
Who won’t run off fetch sure he couldn’t care less
He defiled Mr. Pengi and left all the mess

The season’s upon us, it’s that time of year
Eggnog with @Rook and there’s plenty of cheer
There’s lights on the trees and some snowmen among
There’s TC and HA but satisfaction is none
They call this Christmas in Karemdol

The table’s set; we raise a toast, Santa, Mother and Ameonna’s ghost

I’m so glad this time only comes once a year
You can keep your offers, your summons, your happy new year

They call this Christmas in Karemdol

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another awesome one, @Pike !!

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