E&P Song Lyrics (and Songs) by Sleepyhead & Friends

TIMES WE SPENT (WILD WORLD)

Now that I have found someone like you
You say you need a break, have to care 'bout you
And it’s breaking my heart that your leaving
Sleepy I’m grieving
But if you wanna leave take good care
I hope you have a lot of good friends who care
Cause a lot of nice things turn bad out there

Oo happy happy times that we spent
remember the songs, hope this won’t be the end
Oo happy happy times that we spent
I’ll always remember you just like a good friend

It seems you’ve seen alot of what the world can do
And it’s breaking my heart in two
Because I never wanna see you be sad friend
Wish that’s no dead end
But if you wanna leave take good care
I hope you have a lot of good friends out there
And just remember there’s a forum for you somewhere

Oo happy happy times that we spent
remember the words, hope this won’t be the end
Oo happy happy times that we spent
I’ll always remember you just like a good friend

Baby, keep your good heart
But you wanna leave take good care
I hope you have a lot of good friends out there
And just remember there’s a forum for you somewhere

Oo happy happy times that we spent
remember the songs, hope this won’t be the end
Oo happy happy times that we spent
I’ll always remember you just like a good friend

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@Pike I just had to log in, thank you, this is really sweet and cool. You’re an awesome friend and an awesome poet :slight_smile:

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Thanks :blush:, but Cat Stevens did most of the work. :wink:

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Make a Whale Out of You

Let’s get down to business
To win our wars
Did they send me Dawas
When I asked for Friggs?

You’re the saddest bunch I ever met
But you can bet before we’re through
Mister, I’ll make a whale out of you

Spending like a gambler
With my credit card
When you buy your roster
You are sure to win

You’re a cheapskate, pale, losing lot
And you haven’t got a clue
Somehow I’ll make a whale out of you

I’m never gonna pull a 5!
Say goodbye to all my savings!
Boy, was I a fool for years for grinding coins?

RNG’s got 'em scared to spend!
Hope he doesn’t kick me out here!
Now I really wish that I bought VIP!

Be a whale
You must spend like a drunken sailor
Be a whale
Come on and spend all your precious assets
Be a whale
Come on and buy all the in-game offers
Limit break aethers are now on sale!

Time is racing toward us
'Til the war, it starts
Buy your weight in emblems
And you might survive

You’re unsuited for the rage of war
So pack up, go home, you’re kicked
How could I make a whale out of you?

Come on and spend all your precious assets
(Be a whale)
You must spend like a drunken sailor
(Be a whale)
Come on and buy all the in-game offers
Your 5*s need to get to +20!

Come on and spend all your precious assets
(Be a whale)
You must spend like a drunken sailor
(Be a whale)
Come on and buy all the in-game offers
Your 5*s need to get to +20!

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Come on Rage Quit

I’ll make them noobies rage quit
I’ll make them noobies rage quit
Noobies rage
(Noobies rage)

I know your type (your type)
Yeah fresh in Diamond
Just take a flag (one flag)
Let me make you rage quit
'Cause just Krampus can mess up your game
I’m gonna make you throw your phone

She was swiping
'Til Alfrike wiped her out

I make them noobies rage quit
I make them noobies rage quit
You were coming in swinging
With your five ninjas
You saw my LB Frigg and Odin but you couldn’t resist
I make them noobies rage quit
I make them noobies rage quit
Noobies rage
(Noobies rage quit)
(Noobies rage)

I know your type (your type)
Boy you whale it up
Yeah you’re that guy (that guy)
I’d be smart to reroll
But just one try might get me lucky
You make me want to lose control

She was trying
'Til Alby fired twice

I make them noobies rage quit
I make them noobies rage quit
I was coming in with mono
With my five Underwild 5*s
I saw your Magic Tower defense but I couldn’t resist
I make them noobies rage quit
I make them noobies rage quit
Noobies rage
(Noobies rage quit)
(Noobies rage)

Oh, she rolled the dice but Xnolphod smacked her down
Why try when you don’t stand a chance
And he tried to mono but RNG slapped him down
Bera’s minions mowed him down

Oh, she tried again but Gejfon sniped her fast
Why try when you don’t stand a chance
And he tried rainbow but his tiles did nothing
Prof L kept healing

I make them noobies rage quit
I make them noobies rage
Them noobies rage quit, yeah

I was planning my attack team
With my five best heroes
I saw your maxed out troops but I couldn’t resist
I make them noobies rage quit
I make them noobies rage quit
I make them noobies rage quit
Noobies rage
(Noobies rage quit)
(Noobies rage)

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Halfway Gone

Halfway gone, halfway gone

You always had ups and downs
So letting go ain’t easy
I’m hanging on but growing cold
While my heart is leaving

Pulls, pulls ain’t cheap
Your power creep, you can keep
‘Cause I’m halfway gone and I’m on my way
And I’m feeling, feelin’ feelin’ this way
'Cause I’m halfway in but don’t draw it out
'Cause I’m halfway gone, I’m halfway gone
I got one foot out the door
And disconnecting my payment info
Always think there’s too much now
Next season’s around the corner

Emblems aren’t cheap
Feeding troops cost a fortune
Now I’m halfway gone and I’m on way
And I’m feeling, feelin’ feelin’ this way
'Cause you’re flooding us and it’s gone too far
Now I’m halfway gone, I’m halfway gone

If you want me out, then I’m on my way
And I’m feelin’, feelin’ feelin’ this way
'Cause they’re just too much, and the odds stay low
'Cause I’m halfway gone, I’m halfway gone (oh oh)
I’m halfway gone, I’m halfway gone (oh oh)
Now I’m halfway gone, I’m halfway gone
Don’t push too fast, don’t push too fast
‘Cause I’m on my way
If you spam too much
‘Cause I’m halfway gone and I’m on way
And I’m feeling, feelin’ I’m feelin’ this way
'Cause there’s way too much, too many new heroes
'Cause I’m halfway gone, I’m halfway gone

If you want me out, then I’m on my way
And I’m feelin’, feelin’ feelin’ this way
'Cause you’re spamming us, and it’s gone too far
'Cause I’m halfway gone, I’m halfway gone (oh oh)
'Cause I’m halfway gone, and I’m halfway gone (oh oh)
'Cause I’m halfway gone, yeah I’m halfway gone

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Why Is It That Way

Yeah

You are my time sink
My one obsession
Answer, when I ask
Why is it that way?

I spent the whole day
Replaying for event scores
Can’t reach the next tier
Now I ask
Why is it that way

Tell me why
Ain’t nothin’ but a time sink
Tell me why
Ain’t nothin’ but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna get another
Dawa from gem pulls

Am I your client?
Your one priority
Yes, I know I’m just one
Why is it that way

Tell me why
Ain’t nothin’ but a money grab
Tell me why
Ain’t nothin’ but a gacha
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
It is just this way

Now I can see that I’m falling apart
I woke up at 4 just to hit the Titan, yeah
No matter my postings
I want you to know
That deep down inside of me

You have enslaved me
My one desire
You are (you are, you are, you are)

Don’t wanna hear you say
Ain’t nothin’ but a match-3 game
Ain’t nothin’ but a past-time (don’t wanna hear you say)
I never wanna hear you say (oh, yeah)
Why is it that way

Tell me why
Ain’t nothin’ but a gamble
Tell me why
Ain’t nothing but a risk take
Tell me why
I never want to hear you say (never wanna hear you say)
Why it is that way

Tell me why
Ain’t nothin’ but a heartache
Ain’t nothin’ but a mistake
Tell me why
I never want to hear you say (don’t want to hear you say)
Why is it that way

'Cause I want it that way

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Killing Me Softly

I heard she played a good game
I heard she had a style
And so I came to raid her
To battle for a while
And there she was this hero
A stranger to my bench

Losing the raid to her powers
Brittling my life with her force
Killing me softly with her tiles
Killing me softly with her tiles
Brittling my whole life with her force
Killing me softly with her tiles

I felt my defense dropping
I just could not keep up
She targetted my heroes
And knocked each one down proud
I prayed that she would finish
But she just kept right on

Losing the raid to her powers
Brittling my life with her force
Killing me softly with her tiles
Killing me softly with her tiles
Brittling my whole life with her force
Killing me softly with her tiles

She played as if he knew me
In all my dark despair
And then she looked right through me
As if I wasn’t there
And she just kept on draining
Draining clear and strong

Losing the raid to her powers
Brittling my life with her force
Killing me softly with her tiles
Killing me softly with her tiles
Brittling my whole life with her force
Killing me softly with her tiles

Losing the raid to her powers
Over and over ah Frigg

… vocal rendition to follow later …

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nice one! and yeah, Frigg does kill softly, with that contemptuous look on her face.

yay! looking forward to the vocals!

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Something easy to get back in. And something for everyone’s eye. :wink:

WHAT’S MY AGE AGAIN?

I took her out, it was a friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
We started making out and she took off my pants
But then I turned on E&P

And that’s about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you’re fifty-three
And are still more amused by match-3-games
What the hell is ADD?
My friends say I should act my age
What’s my age again? What’s my age again?

Then later on, on the drive home
I called @PlayForFun from a payphone
I said I was the staff and beta had to check
That now all content was for free

And that’s about the time that guy hung up on me
Nobody likes you when you’re fifty-three
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
What the hell is call ID?
My friends say I should act my age
What’s my age again? What’s my age again?

And that’s about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you’re fifty-three
And you still act like you’re in freshman year
Nothing’s really wrong with me
My friends say I should act my age
(What’s my age again? What’s my age again?)
That’s about the time that she broke up with me (Please stay with me)
No one should take themselves so seriously (Please stay with me)
Take all the new content and have some fun (Please stay with me)
Why don’t you just play with me?
(Please stay) I never wanna act my age
(With) What’s my age again? (Me) What’s my age again?

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An awesome one @Pike ! :slight_smile: yours always are

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Too much honor. Just had to turn a screw here and there. But it’s always appreciated, especially when it comes from you. By the way, had to edit the tag. Who knows when he’ll notice. :wink:

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Ah you’re too kind :slight_smile: oh, thanks for fixing my mistake, I was replying on my phone - thought for sure I’d tagged you correctly :slight_smile:

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Misunderstanding? :thinking: You were correct. I meant my tag for @PlayForFun . It seems he still didn’t notice…

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I have seen it yesterday :slight_smile:

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Ah! Now I get it lol. I thought you meant my tagging you in the table of contents, then of course now I realise you wouldn’t have been able to change any tags I made lol

And I did notice the tag for play :slight_smile:

Sorry, need more coffee lol

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:coffee::coffee::coffee::coffee::coffee::coffee::coffee:

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Thanks… just the thing lol!

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CREEP

When you were here before
Tried to argue against your words
But your wisdom’s so endless
So deep that it hurts
It floats like a feather
In an ignorant world
I wish I was special
You’re so fxxxin’ special

But I’m a creep
I’m a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don’t belong here

You don’t care what I say
You bully me badly
Because you’re so right
I will take it gladly
I’m happy you notice
That I am so wrong
You’re so fxxxin’ special
I wish I was special

But I’m a creep
I’m a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don’t belong here
Oh, oh

Please tell me I’m worthless
Only you are right
Go on, on, on, on
On

Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you say
You’re so fxxxin’ special
I wish I was special
But I’m a creep
I’m a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don’t belong here
Here to your forum

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I did a couple songs from my youth that have been rattling around in my head. Same band for both … probably very few have heard of them :rofl:

#1

Two Three Is A Wonderful Way

Red and yellow tiles changing spots, oh yeah
Cascade into the defense, and lower their health down a lot
You know she can feel it, oh yeah
'Cause that’s the way she likes to play
Cascade on forever, oh yeah
Enemy heroes gone away

She said,
Two three is a wonderful way to win the raid, oh yeah
Two three is a wonderful way to win the raid

Let’s win the raid

The two colours together, oh yeah
Multiplying damage done
Charging heroes forever, oh yeah
And making raiding so much fun
You know she can feel it, oh yeah
'Cause that’s the way she likes to play
Cascade on forever, oh yeah
Enemy heroes gone away

She said,
Two three is a wonderful way to win the raid, oh yeah
Two three is a wonderful way to win the raid

She said,
Two three is a wonderful way to win the raid, oh yeah
Two three is a wonderful way to win the raid

Let’s win the raid
Let’s win the raid

Alliance wars are coming up next, oh yeah
But two three strategy will leave me high and dry
Six war teams are too many, oh yeah
My heroes aren’t strong enough
I need a brand new strategy, oh yeah
To make my six teams really tough

I said,
Mono is a wonderful way to win the war, oh yeah
Mono is a wonderful way to win the war

She said,
Two three is a wonderful way to win the raid, oh yeah
Two three is a wonderful way to win the raid

To win the raid, oh yeah
Let’s win the raid

I like that one of the members here has a shirt with a local radio station to me.

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