E&P Song Lyrics (and Songs) by Sleepyhead & Friends

We lost a great man today…

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When the moon’s a rising
Behind clouds it’s hiding
And just the glow of my screen lights up the room
I hear the voice of gone members
The ones we loved and lost some times ago
Forum remember me

Well it’s hard to believe I know
But I hear them speaking
in the croak of my speaker
Floating in my room here way above me

Forum remember me
Yes we’ll always remember
Till the day we die
We’ll hear their cry
Forum remember me

Well some day I guess
There’ll be some new helpers ‘n’ critics here
To take the place of those who went
But as long as I live I know
I’ll hear them whisp’ring in the threads of the forum
they shared all their knowledge, none in return
Forum remember me

Yes we’ll always remember
Till the day we die
We’ll hear their cry
Forum remember me

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It’s strange how shocked you can be at the fate of someone you hardly knew.
I’ve had this one in my mind for a long time, now it’s done…

TGW, I HARDLY KNEW YA

Lately in forum I heard them cry, oh lord, oh lord
Lately in forum I heard them cry, oh lord, oh lord
Lately in forum I heard them cry
My phone in the hand, a drop in the eye
I couldn’t believe, had to cry
Buddy I hardly knew ya

Where is the voice that hits so hard, oh my, oh my
Where is the voice that hits so hard, oh my, oh my
Where is the voice that hits so hard
You never stopped to hit them hard
For the F2Ps you were a guard
Buddy I hardly knew ya

We had fun and songs and fun and songs, hooray, hooray
We had fun and songs and fun and songs, hooray, hooray
We had fun and songs and fun and songs
The game and odds never screw ya
Buddy I hardly knew ya

Where is the hand, the helping one, so far, so far
Where is the hand, the helping one, so far, so far
Where is the hand, the helping one
You gave a hand to everyone
And in return you expected none
Buddy I hardly knew ya

We had fun and songs and fun and songs, hooray, hooray
We had fun and songs and fun and songs, hooray, hooray
We had fun and songs and fun and songs
The game and odds never screw ya
Buddy I hardly knew ya

Outside forum I don’t know you, so sad, so sad
Outside forum I don’t know you, so sad, so sad
Outside forum I don’t know you
But I know for sure when clouds went through
For your family you made skies blue
Buddy I hardly knew ya

We had fun and songs and fun and songs, hooray, hooray
We had fun and songs and fun and songs, hooray, hooray
We had fun and songs and fun and songs
The game and odds never screw ya
Buddy I hardly knew ya

I’m happy for to see forum, bow down, bow down
I’m happy for to see forum, bow down, bow down
I’m happy for to see forum,
in reverence bowing down
Buddy I hardly knew ya

We had fun and songs and fun and songs, hooray, hooray
We had fun and songs and fun and songs, hooray, hooray
We had fun and songs and fun and songs
The game and odds never screw ya
Buddy I hardly knew ya

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You will never ever get a like from me. That is all I’m prepared or allowed to say.

Another great one @Pike , hits me right in the feels.

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I was going to make the lyrics TGW-centric, but I couldn’t. So, I’ll do something else in his honor…

“Waiting For Valhalla Coins”

I’m farming Valhalla, the gnomes don’t show
I’ve been burning flasks now, used up a dozen

I think, “Yeah, gnomes are coming, just a little bit rare.
Maybe SG forgot to turn them on again
I’m just watching the mobs spawn, and they’re all Aegirs
Like what the bleep
And I cry, oh the way I cry

I’m hoping for Almur,
Pining for Mist
Making a wish on RNG
I’m missing Gullinbursti
Pulled Jarvur again
Waiting for coins to just show up
So I can pull, yeah, so I can pull, yeah
Waiting for Valhalla coins

I’m farming 9-8 trying to catch a glimpse
Nothing’s making sense
I’ve been chasing the gnomes, but they don’t show up
This bleeping sucks

I say, "Yeah, they’re still coming, just a little bit late.
Maybe RNG just hates me, but good luck should come
I say, “If E&P was a movie, then it wouldn’t end like this,
Left without a pull.”
Still, I farm, oh, heck yes I farm, yeah

I’m hoping for Grevle,
Not even a 5
Making a wish on a shooting star
I’m auto farming during work,
I’m falling apart
Waiting for gnomes to just show up
RNG, yeah, oh RNG yeah
I’m waiting for gnomes dang it…

…to just show up and give me summon luck
Show me love, and finally get Almur
Save me now before the Mythic Titan kills me
Oh, at the speed of light
And I cry

I’m slamming my phone down
Hitting my head
Cursing at my luck, it’s just so bad
I’m cursing my summons
My thirteenth Surdi
Hoping for Almur to just show up
In my bench, yeah, in my bench, yeah
I’m waiting for some good luck…

…to lift me up and fill my bench with them
Show me love, oh, I’ve been farming hard
Save me now before I go nuts tonight
I’m waiting for those darned gnomes

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Do it your way and he would have loved it. Anyway, I love it because it’s so true. I just finished S3 hard. No more expectations of valhalla coins.

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thanks @Pike . yeah, knowing @TGW , he would have appreciated poking fun at the stingy VF drops.

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King Of The Boards

Heroes for sale or rent
Using gem packs 99 cents
No 4’s no 5’s in them
I ain’t got no HOTM
Ah but …
Two hours of farm 8-7
Gets me into 3* heaven
I’m a …
Player of means by no means
King of the boards

Third raid loss in a row
Is my temper starting to show?
Old worn out S1’s here
I ain’t got no Frigg so you have no fear
I smoke …
Old players I have found
They’re no longer hanging around
I’m a …
Player of means by no means
King of the boards

I know every 3* from every season
All their strengths and any weakness
I know every emblem path to make them strong
And how to flee the field when it all goes wrong

I sing …
Heroes for sale or rent
Using gem packs 99 cents
No 4’s no 5’s in them
I ain’t got no HOTM
Ah but …
Two hours of farm 8-7
Gets me into 3* heaven
I’m a …
Player of means by no means
King of the boards

Player of means by no means
King of the boards

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Yes! Yes! Yes! :rofl:
Love the song and what you made of it. But to be honest I forgot this version (the original?).

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another great one @nevarmaor , and really nice hearing your lovely voice and strumming again!

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Yes Roger Miller is the original. That is a remastered version.

Fun fact: this was the very first song I learned on guitar. I was eight! At the time I think the song was four years old.

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I will not do the math. :wink:

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TIMES WE SPENT (WILD WORLD)

Now that I have found someone like you
You say you need a break, have to care 'bout you
And it’s breaking my heart that your leaving
Sleepy I’m grieving
But if you wanna leave take good care
I hope you have a lot of good friends who care
Cause a lot of nice things turn bad out there

Oo happy happy times that we spent
remember the songs, hope this won’t be the end
Oo happy happy times that we spent
I’ll always remember you just like a good friend

It seems you’ve seen alot of what the world can do
And it’s breaking my heart in two
Because I never wanna see you be sad friend
Wish that’s no dead end
But if you wanna leave take good care
I hope you have a lot of good friends out there
And just remember there’s a forum for you somewhere

Oo happy happy times that we spent
remember the words, hope this won’t be the end
Oo happy happy times that we spent
I’ll always remember you just like a good friend

Baby, keep your good heart
But you wanna leave take good care
I hope you have a lot of good friends out there
And just remember there’s a forum for you somewhere

Oo happy happy times that we spent
remember the songs, hope this won’t be the end
Oo happy happy times that we spent
I’ll always remember you just like a good friend

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@Pike I just had to log in, thank you, this is really sweet and cool. You’re an awesome friend and an awesome poet :slight_smile:

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Thanks :blush:, but Cat Stevens did most of the work. :wink:

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Make a Whale Out of You

Let’s get down to business
To win our wars
Did they send me Dawas
When I asked for Friggs?

You’re the saddest bunch I ever met
But you can bet before we’re through
Mister, I’ll make a whale out of you

Spending like a gambler
With my credit card
When you buy your roster
You are sure to win

You’re a cheapskate, pale, losing lot
And you haven’t got a clue
Somehow I’ll make a whale out of you

I’m never gonna pull a 5!
Say goodbye to all my savings!
Boy, was I a fool for years for grinding coins?

RNG’s got 'em scared to spend!
Hope he doesn’t kick me out here!
Now I really wish that I bought VIP!

Be a whale
You must spend like a drunken sailor
Be a whale
Come on and spend all your precious assets
Be a whale
Come on and buy all the in-game offers
Limit break aethers are now on sale!

Time is racing toward us
'Til the war, it starts
Buy your weight in emblems
And you might survive

You’re unsuited for the rage of war
So pack up, go home, you’re kicked
How could I make a whale out of you?

Come on and spend all your precious assets
(Be a whale)
You must spend like a drunken sailor
(Be a whale)
Come on and buy all the in-game offers
Your 5*s need to get to +20!

Come on and spend all your precious assets
(Be a whale)
You must spend like a drunken sailor
(Be a whale)
Come on and buy all the in-game offers
Your 5*s need to get to +20!

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Come on Rage Quit

I’ll make them noobies rage quit
I’ll make them noobies rage quit
Noobies rage
(Noobies rage)

I know your type (your type)
Yeah fresh in Diamond
Just take a flag (one flag)
Let me make you rage quit
'Cause just Krampus can mess up your game
I’m gonna make you throw your phone

She was swiping
'Til Alfrike wiped her out

I make them noobies rage quit
I make them noobies rage quit
You were coming in swinging
With your five ninjas
You saw my LB Frigg and Odin but you couldn’t resist
I make them noobies rage quit
I make them noobies rage quit
Noobies rage
(Noobies rage quit)
(Noobies rage)

I know your type (your type)
Boy you whale it up
Yeah you’re that guy (that guy)
I’d be smart to reroll
But just one try might get me lucky
You make me want to lose control

She was trying
'Til Alby fired twice

I make them noobies rage quit
I make them noobies rage quit
I was coming in with mono
With my five Underwild 5*s
I saw your Magic Tower defense but I couldn’t resist
I make them noobies rage quit
I make them noobies rage quit
Noobies rage
(Noobies rage quit)
(Noobies rage)

Oh, she rolled the dice but Xnolphod smacked her down
Why try when you don’t stand a chance
And he tried to mono but RNG slapped him down
Bera’s minions mowed him down

Oh, she tried again but Gejfon sniped her fast
Why try when you don’t stand a chance
And he tried rainbow but his tiles did nothing
Prof L kept healing

I make them noobies rage quit
I make them noobies rage
Them noobies rage quit, yeah

I was planning my attack team
With my five best heroes
I saw your maxed out troops but I couldn’t resist
I make them noobies rage quit
I make them noobies rage quit
I make them noobies rage quit
Noobies rage
(Noobies rage quit)
(Noobies rage)

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Halfway Gone

Halfway gone, halfway gone

You always had ups and downs
So letting go ain’t easy
I’m hanging on but growing cold
While my heart is leaving

Pulls, pulls ain’t cheap
Your power creep, you can keep
‘Cause I’m halfway gone and I’m on my way
And I’m feeling, feelin’ feelin’ this way
'Cause I’m halfway in but don’t draw it out
'Cause I’m halfway gone, I’m halfway gone
I got one foot out the door
And disconnecting my payment info
Always think there’s too much now
Next season’s around the corner

Emblems aren’t cheap
Feeding troops cost a fortune
Now I’m halfway gone and I’m on way
And I’m feeling, feelin’ feelin’ this way
'Cause you’re flooding us and it’s gone too far
Now I’m halfway gone, I’m halfway gone

If you want me out, then I’m on my way
And I’m feelin’, feelin’ feelin’ this way
'Cause they’re just too much, and the odds stay low
'Cause I’m halfway gone, I’m halfway gone (oh oh)
I’m halfway gone, I’m halfway gone (oh oh)
Now I’m halfway gone, I’m halfway gone
Don’t push too fast, don’t push too fast
‘Cause I’m on my way
If you spam too much
‘Cause I’m halfway gone and I’m on way
And I’m feeling, feelin’ I’m feelin’ this way
'Cause there’s way too much, too many new heroes
'Cause I’m halfway gone, I’m halfway gone

If you want me out, then I’m on my way
And I’m feelin’, feelin’ feelin’ this way
'Cause you’re spamming us, and it’s gone too far
'Cause I’m halfway gone, I’m halfway gone (oh oh)
'Cause I’m halfway gone, and I’m halfway gone (oh oh)
'Cause I’m halfway gone, yeah I’m halfway gone

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Why Is It That Way

Yeah

You are my time sink
My one obsession
Answer, when I ask
Why is it that way?

I spent the whole day
Replaying for event scores
Can’t reach the next tier
Now I ask
Why is it that way

Tell me why
Ain’t nothin’ but a time sink
Tell me why
Ain’t nothin’ but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna get another
Dawa from gem pulls

Am I your client?
Your one priority
Yes, I know I’m just one
Why is it that way

Tell me why
Ain’t nothin’ but a money grab
Tell me why
Ain’t nothin’ but a gacha
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
It is just this way

Now I can see that I’m falling apart
I woke up at 4 just to hit the Titan, yeah
No matter my postings
I want you to know
That deep down inside of me

You have enslaved me
My one desire
You are (you are, you are, you are)

Don’t wanna hear you say
Ain’t nothin’ but a match-3 game
Ain’t nothin’ but a past-time (don’t wanna hear you say)
I never wanna hear you say (oh, yeah)
Why is it that way

Tell me why
Ain’t nothin’ but a gamble
Tell me why
Ain’t nothing but a risk take
Tell me why
I never want to hear you say (never wanna hear you say)
Why it is that way

Tell me why
Ain’t nothin’ but a heartache
Ain’t nothin’ but a mistake
Tell me why
I never want to hear you say (don’t want to hear you say)
Why is it that way

'Cause I want it that way

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