E&P Song Lyrics (and Songs) by Sleepyhead & Friends

Well said, well said. Arguing shows that we still care about the game… the day we move to apathy is the day that the end begins…

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VANILLA HEROES
(WORKING CLASS HEROES)

Who were the ones who fought for freedom?
Who were the ones who gave their lives?
Maybe they didn’t had to lose much
But don’t forget your starting fives

Vanilla heroes
They are the ones who helped to free this land
Vanilla heroes
They stay united always hand in hand
Vanilla heroes
With hearts of gold that always shine so bright
Vanilla heroes
They give you hope, will never leave you side

Is this the way to treat your heroes?
Don’t you have no respect at all?
They only got some absurd costumes
It seems it’s riding for a fall

Vanilla heroes
They are the ones who helped to free this land
Vanilla heroes
They stay united always hand in hand
Vanilla heroes
With hearts of gold that always shine so bright
Vanilla heroes
They give you hope, will never leave you side

This ain’t a game for old school heroes
Seems there’s no hope, not really much
Cause in the end they broke their limits
Seems like they gave them their last crutch

Vanilla heroes
They are the ones who helped to free this land
Vanilla heroes
They stay united always hand in hand
Vanilla heroes
With hearts of gold that always shine so bright
Vanilla heroes
They give you hope, will never leave you side

We need to honor them, we need to honor them
We need to show that we’ll remember them
We need to honor them, we need to honor them
We need to show that we’ll remember them

Vanilla heroes
They are the ones who helped to free this land
Vanilla heroes
They stay united always hand in hand
Vanilla heroes
With hearts of gold that always shine so bright
Vanilla heroes
They give you hope, will never leave you side

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love it @Pike , a nice ode to the vanillas! go S1s, go! (Many of them are still key heroes in my roster!)

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They are the backbone of my defense, accompanied by my Queen. They allow me to keep myself in diamond.

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Yup. I wouldn’t be able to complete much of the game content without them :slight_smile:

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Excuse me for the Russian language, friends? My husband (the co-leader of my alliance) and I composed a song-anthem of Empires and Puzzles players. I wrote poems, my husband composed music, made an arrangement and sang. And then the video was also shot. Russian Russian, yes, but I think everything will be clear even to those who do not know Russian. :wink: :hugs: :heart_eyes:
I love you all very much! Good luck to you both in the game and in life!

I tried to make a translation of my song with the help of a Google translator )) Here is the result

You know neither sleep nor rest.
You persistently run around the provinces.
You taught the cat to use automatic combat.
At night, the poor man dutifully engages in agriculture.

You go to the toilet with a phone.
You run to the war on the alarm clock.
You sleep and see how cruelly you will take revenge
The bad man who took your cups.

Who has not played in the Empires, he does not know,
Defeats are a hopeless pain,
Because there were simply no tiles on the field,
To make a series of wins.

You write angry letters to the Finns:
“Where is my prey? Where are my HOTMs?”.
But the Finns don’t care frankly
On your problems, little man.

Who has not played in the Empires, he does not know,
How does luck know how to mock,
He did not receive three Bains at the tavern’s summoning,
I didn’t want to get drunk from resentment.

We will pour the flasks into glasses, so
that we will be bitter and drunk.
All the equipment is burned and in a nervous state
We will destroy all the titans in the game.

We will all rape Random.
Let’s take revenge on him for all the garbage received from the summoning gate.
We will demolish the Ninja Tower and erect
An obelisk to all immortal Tudans.

We will demolish the Ninja Tower and erect
An obelisk to all immortal Tudans!

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how lovely! and thank you for sharing @ArktikaTF , even though I did not understand the words I liked it very much! I will add to the table of contents, but sadly I cannot tag you as there are too many tagged already :slight_smile:

Glad to see you still creating, I really enjoy your work.

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Hello, my dear friend! I remember about you, I love you, I miss you! I’ll be back soon! :hugs: :kissing_heart: :kissing_heart: :kissing_heart: :kissing_heart:

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aww! yes please, see you back soon my dear friend!! :slight_smile:

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Wonderful job! I love the video and the music style and the sound of the russian language! Even if I don’t understand anything. :rofl: I asked my girlfriend. She learned russian at school, but unfortunately it was too long ago. But she told me about the importance of the cucumber for russian cuisine. Greetings to everyone involved, especially the cat!

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Oh, thank you very much! I was very amused by your comment! From the cat and from us, you also have a big hello! And separately, a huge hello to your girlfriend! Respect for understanding the importance of cucumbers! :wink: :joy: :joy: :joy:
By the way, the Russian guys also especially appreciated the ad on the wall of the house, written by the boy Seryozha. The ad says that he is looking for new parents who do not play Empires and puzzles :joy: :joy: :joy:

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I saw your lyrics @ArktikaTF , this is so funny!! I love it, oh I wish I could understand Russian :slight_smile:

is that your husband singing? He has a very nice voice! and I really love the beat. You have an A-class video, it’s so good, and I was laughing while watching the acting :slight_smile: )

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Thank you, dear! :hugs: :kissing_heart: :wink: Yes, this is my husband singing. I’m glad you liked it. :blush: :innocent:

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you two are very talented my friend! Keep making these, please :slight_smile:

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Yes, please go on!

Why should a child want something like that !? :astonished: :rofl:

Bad boards
Whatcha want, whatcha want
Whatcha gonna do
When bad RNG comes for you?
Tell me, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do?
Yeah

Bad boards, bad boards
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Bad boards, bad boards
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

When you were naive and started the game
You came for fame, number one was your aim
Hoped you’ll build your roster with best 3 4 5
Just kill your foes but then you met game live

Bad boards, bad boards
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Bad boards, bad boards
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

You blame it on that one, you blame it on this one
You blame it on the devs and you blame it on the mods
You blame it on your bad luck and you blame it on a sky duck
You blame it on RNG and you blame it on SG

Bad boards, bad boards
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Bad boards, bad boards
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Bad boards, bad boards
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Bad boards, bad boards
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Nobody naw give you no gift
SG naw give you no gift
Not a raiding hero give you no gift
Not even you ally mate give you no gift
On boards

Bad boards, bad boards
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Bad boards, bad boards
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Bad boards, bad boards
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Bad boards, bad boards
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

It’s only you who builds your team
Choose wise those who are in between
Color stacking, rainbow or mono hacking
Satisfaction comes and satisfaction goes
I know sometimes you really get sad
Hey, hey, hey
I know sometimes you wanna go mad

Bad boards, bad boards
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Bad boards, bad boards
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
(You’re too mad, too unrelaxed)
(You’re too mad, you’re too strained, yeah)
Bad boards, bad boards
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Bad boards, bad boards
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

You blame it on that one, you blame it on this one
You blame it on the devs and you blame it on the mods
You blame it on your bad luck and you blame it on a sky duck
You blame it on RNG and you blame it on SG

Bad boards, bad boards
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Bad boards, bad boards
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when @littleKAF counts zero?

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hhahahahahaa this is hilarious @Pike , brilliant, even with the sound off I could already hear the music. Bad Boards! also nice shout out to Kaffy!

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That’s how it should be. :wink:

I’ve just visited the counting thread. The cow did it again. :roll_eyes:

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@Pike

I think Kaffy was messing up the counting game to the tune of this song…

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Opt Out (Beat It) The immortal Michael Jackson

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They told us, “Don’t you ever come around here”
“You can’t afford to play, better disappear”
The greed is in their eyes and their intentions very clear
So opt out, just opt out

You better run, you better do what you can
Don’t wanna waste your money just to lose again
You wanna be tough, better do what you can
So opt out… but you wanna beat them!

Just opt out (opt out), opt out (opt out)
No one wants to be defeated
Showin’ how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn’t matter, money wins, right?
Just opt out (opt out)
Just opt out (opt out)
Just opt out (opt out)
Just opt out (opt out, ooh)

They’re out to get you, better flee while you can
Don’t wanna be a newb, you wanna be a veteran
You wanna stay alive, better do what you can
So opt out, just opt out

You have to show them that you’re really not dumb
You’re playin’ with real cash, this ain’t no truth or dare
They’ll kick you, they’ll rob you
Then they’ll tell you it’s fair
So opt out, but you wanna beat them!

Just opt out (opt out), opt out (opt out)
No one wants to be defeated
Showin’ how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn’t matter, money wins, right…

Just opt out (opt out), opt out (opt out)
No one wants to be defeated
Showin’ how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn’t matter, they’re always right
Just opt out (opt out, opt out, opt out)
Opt out (opt out, opt out)

Opt out, opt out
Opt out, opt out

Opt out, opt out
Opt out, opt out

Beat it (beat it), beat it (beat it)
No one wants to be defeated
Showin’ how funky and strong is your fight
RNG picks who’s wrong and who’s right

Just beat it (beat it), beat it (beat it)
Then the game can be deleted
Showin’ how funky and how rich you are
You’ll spend more money than you would on a car

Just beat it (beat it), beat it (beat it)
Then might as well just delete it
Showin’ how funky and strong is your grind
It doesn’t matter, disappointment you’ll find

Just beat it (beat it), beat it (beat it)
Honestly you should delete it
Showin’ how funky and how much you care
It doesn’t matter, cuz this game’s not fair

Just beat it (beat it), beat it (beat it)
For your own sake, you should delete it

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