E&P Song Lyrics (and Songs) by Sleepyhead & Friends

A worthy 100! Goose bumps! :astonished: :hugs:

Ok, the 101 isn’t bad either. :wink:

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Thank you @Pike you’re really good for my ego :wink:

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Great additions, I was right in waiting for masterpiece(s)

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Thank you @Artifix ! So kind of you to say :slight_smile:

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Nobody on the quest
Nobody on my bench
I feel it in the air
The Summer Empire’s quenched

Empty portal, empty pack
EHT’s are all gone
I’m driving by your beach
Though I know you’re long gone

But I can see you
Golden skin shining in the sun
You got your hair combed back and your
Sunglasses on baby
I can tell you my love for you will still be strong
After the heroes of summer have gone

I never will forget those raids
I wonder if it was a dream
Remember how you drove me crazy
No healing made me want to scream
Now I don’t understand
What happened to my luck
But babe I’m gonna pull you here
Then I can say my team don’t suck

I can see you
Golden skin shining in the sun
I see you surfing real slow
Waving for everyone
I can tell you my love for you will still be strong
After the heroes of summer, have gone

Out on the road today
I saw a surfing sticker on a Cadillac
A little voice inside my head said:
“Don’t look back, you can never look back”
I thought I knew what luck was
What did I know?
Summer Empire gone forever
I should just let you go but,

I can see you
Golden skin shining in the sun
You got the top pulled down
Radio on baby
I can tell you my love for you will still be strong
After the heroes of summer have gone

I can see you
Golden skin shining in the sun
You got your hair slicked back and those
Wayfarers on, baby
I can tell you my love for you will still be strong
After the heroes of summer, have gone

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Haha I love it @nevarmaor was picturing costume Rana the whole time. I’ll add to t he table of contents when I’m at my laptop

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She was the inspiration. Although … as a surfer would that not make her part of the Mud Empire?

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Always found that odd. Sand empire = desert, but now we have a surfer and a lifeguard…

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It’s a teaser for Season 5 – BAYWATCH!

Final Boss = The HOF

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Hahaha I still remember the Hof’s sudden appearance in the Spongebob movie

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Another Brick

“You! You! Yes, you! Stand still laddie!”

When I first downloaded E&P
There were certain game vets who would
Hurt the newbies in any way they could
By raiding our watchtowers
No matter what we did
They’d exploit our every weakness
However carefully hidden by SG

“What have we here, laddie?
Mysterious scribblings? RNG code?
Oh, poems, no less. Poems, everybody!
The laddie reckons himself a poet!”

"'Money get back, I’m alright Jack,
Keep your hands off my stack.
New car, caviar, four star daydream,
SG thinks themselves a triple A team.'"

“Absolute rubbish, laddie!
Get on with your work!
Repeat after me,
‘An Aife is the area of a rectangle
Whose length is one Janghir
And whose width is one Bane.’”

But in the town, it was well known
When they got home at night, that fat and
Psycho Zynga would cash them out
And leave nothing to survive.

We don’t need new summon portals
We don’t need more power creep
No more bad matches in the war room
SG, leave your players alone
Hey! Zynga! Leave us players alone!
All in all it’s just made a brick of my phone
All in all you’re just another thorn in my side

We don’t need no fifteen pop ups
“If you don’t buy more gems, you can’t have any new heroes!”
We don’t need no Ninja Tower
“How can you get new heroes if you don’t buy more gems?”
No limit breakers for the whales
“You! Yes you, laddie!”
“Poems, everybody! The laddie reckons himself a poet!”
SG, leave your players alone
Hey! Zynga! Leave us players alone!
All in all your game’s just a rip off to us all
After all you’re just Candy Crush with swords.

“An Aife is the area of a rectangle
Whose length is one Janghir
And whose width is one Bane.”

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Another inspired one @TGW !

Don’t need no 15 pop ups…

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Great, simply great.

20 chars of greatness

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Cup Dropping 101

Cup dropping 101
Some simple instructions, to get your cups down low
Now lets start with your tank
An un-emblemed 4, better if slow
Add in someone like Wu
Maybe Skittles too
Stop
You only need three

Your cups will hit the floor
Rerolling you can ignore
Have fun fighting easy teams, I’ll love that for sho
My raid chests open fast
Next I’m getting a fire chest
Raid up to open in Diamond
I grabbed a Tabard too - quick now reset your time
Hurry up so you get another, gotta maximize it

Cups hit the floor
And here’s the trick you should know
Like tanking with Little John
Or Hu Tao cause he’s so slow
Or Colen cause he’s so flimsy

How 'bout one more last bait like,
Putting five Aifes up
Some things just go together like
Renfeld, Graymane and Dawa
Renfeld, Graymane and Dawa

Getting defenses like these
Don’t make it any easier please
This one needed three turns
My Ninjas wiped them out
Revenges in my tower
They probably don’t know it yet
I cup drop
Hell yeah

These poor clueless schmucks
Hit me without thinking
Revenges here we come
Thinkin’ “I will always win”

Real quick now don’t you reroll
Hurry up and get to Bronze tier, they won’t harass us
Don’t slow down
Get 'em to the Bronze, and here’s the tricks you should know
Like tanking with Ulmer
Or Tuck without his costume too
Or Boril, in the wings, baby

How 'bout one more last trick like:
Only one Brand up tonight
Some things just go together like:
Needler, Farid and Olaf
Needler, Farid and Olaf

(I can raid back to Diamond if I want
I can raid back to Diamond if I want
I can raid back to Diamond I want
I can raid back up now)

And now comes the part when you take revenge and fill your chest
Main defense back, and smash your way up
Open your chest with eight flags

Quick now, murder them fast
No reroll needed, just mono blitz em
With your OP 5*s and give 'em a wedgie like

E-E-E-Eat my Alfrike (DEATH CUBES!)
And here’s the tricks you should know
Like cup dropping lasts overnight
And don’t be too obvious
Just set a weak enough defense
Cause you don’t want to drop too low!

How 'bout one more last trick like:
Kashhrek tucked in the wing
And without costume too, k?
Add Ishtak, Muggy and Deric
Add Ishtak, Muggy and Deric

I cup drop yeah
I cup drop yeah
(I’m a cup dropper)
I cup drop yeah
I cup drop yeah
I cup drop yeah
Cup drop

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Wonderful idea! And I’ve learned something again. :rofl:

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Hero tributes series. To be honest, there wasn’t much that needed to be adjusted.

GRAVEMAKER
(THE MAKER)

See the heroes burning down
Dead bodies blackened, lying on the ground
Ain’t a healer to be found
All Friggs and Heimdalls defeated, bowing down

I am Gravemaker
I’m the one to decide your fate
I am your slayer
Take you down, bring you down while you’re burning at the stake

You won’t survive, nothing will be left
As I walk down the line, pray you’re the last
I got a can full of gas and a hand full of matches
To burn all the classes and light up the masses

See the heroes burning down
Dead bodies blackened, lying on the ground
Not a healer to be found
All Sifs and Beras defeated, lying down

I am Gravemaker
I’m the one to decide your fate
I am your slayer
Take you down, bring you down while you’re burning at the stake

Here is a shovel, now make you a bed
I’ll stand over your grave till I’m sure that you’re dead
A prayer in your throat, Lord, help me to choke away
Every last whisper, every last hop

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thanks @Pike ! and that is an awesome one, haha heroes blackened… brilliant, linking it to Gravey!

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First time I will reuse a song to write a different set of lyrics :stuck_out_tongue: but the idea hit me… credits to @TGW too, we were talking about something similar recently

New Seasons 101

New Seasons 101
Some simple instructions, for a high profit level
Let’s start with OP heroes
A new strong family bonus
Make them summon minions
Maybe some mana growth
Wait
Don’t raise the odds

Let’s ignore 3s and 4s
Just keep on making 5*s
Those are the ones players chase the most, for sho
OK, maybe an OP 4
But only in the Tower
It comes every 2 months
We’ll still rake in the money - real quick now push them out fast
Hurry up and flood the portals, players won’t ignore them

Get them out there
And here’s the tricks we should know
Like reusing hero art
It’s Khiona, but now she’s Yellow
Yeah money, money, money, money, money

How 'bout one more last hero like:
What we did back with Ursena
Get her out after most players have
Used all their free coin summons
Used all their free coin summons

New passive skills like these
Make Atlantis obsolete
Soon Valhalla will be too
A new season every year
QoL’s not in queue
Yeah they probably don’t know that yet
It won’t pay
Hell yeah

Not much of a story
Nobody plays for that
More money here we come
Thinking “they will always pay!”

Real quick now don’t we bore them
Hurry up and release a new season, they won’t ignore it
Can’t slow down
Get 'em to say Whoa, and here’s the tricks you should know
Like restricting old summon coins
And nerf them from the chest loot
Yeah money money money money money

How 'bout one more last trick like:
Hey there’s this new mechanic
It’s an anti-fiend special but
It’s a 5 with .5% odds
It’s a 5 with .5% odds

(We can nerf them any time we want
We can nerf them any time we want
We can nerf them any time we want
We can make the odds low)

And now comes the part when the new season must end
You simplify, and nerf the loot
But hype up the coming new season

Quick now, fill in the gap
New season out, and eliminate that which
Gives hope for old heroes and give 'em new ones like

A-a-a-n OP new tank (CASH MONEY!)
And here’s the tricks you should know
Undispellable buffs with taunt
And Very Fast mana speeds
Yeah money, money, money, money, money

How 'bout one more last trick like:
Some higher stats this time
Some things just go together like:
OP heroes and more money
OP heroes and more money

New OP heroes
New OP heroes
(Players will pay)
New OP heroes
New OP heroes
New OP heroes
And pay

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Your thread, your rules. :wink:

Speed well represented. I felt dizzy just reading it. :crazy_face:

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