Bless you and everyone like you
And you as well, good sir.
I promised myself I would avoid this place, because they annoy me, and I can ignore people who annoy me. But when they start to annoy my friends too, I feel obliged to come back and give them another piece of my mind.
Hold On
We will sustain (We will sustain)
Hm, aren’t we comfortable with casual play?
We don’t have big expectations from this game (No, baby)
It’s just a way to pass the time (Ooh)
Lettin’ the offers pass us by (Lettin’ the offers pass us by)
Baby, we don’t think it’s spending
To keep up (No, no)
Some day the game’s gonna make us want to turn around and say goodbye
Until then, baby, aren’t we going to just have fun and pass the time?
Don’t you know? Don’t you know, luck will change
Things’ll go our way
If you Hold On for one more day
Can you Hold On for one more day?
Things’ll go our way (Oh, things’ll go our way)
Hold On for one more day
I know that wars can suck, but we
Hold On for one more day, and ya
Keep hitting the Titan
Yeah and one day we’ll get some mats, and we
Hold On for one more day, and ya
Keep hope, keep hope alive
Some day the game’s gonna make us want to turn around and say goodbye (and say goodbye)
Until then, baby, aren’t we going to have pass and pass the time?
Don’t you know? Don’t you know, things can change (Know)
Things’ll go our way
If we Hold On for one more day, yeah
If we Hold On
Don’t you know, things could change
Things could go our way
If we Hold On for one more day
Can we Hold On
Can we Hold On
Mmm, can we Hold On, baby
Won’t you tell me now
Hold On for one more day, 'cause
It’s gonna go our way
Don’t you know, things could change
Things could go our way
If we Hold On for one more day, yeah
Keep on hoping this time
Make up our mind
Hold On, Hold On
Baby Hold On
Another contribution from the hero tributes series.
GREAT BALLS OF FIRE
I shake your fur and I rattle your brain,
Too much lion drives nature insane
I’ll brake your will, yeah what a thrill
Goodness gracious, Great Balls Of Fire!
At first I feared you then I thought you were funny,
You came along and you brought a bunny
I changed my mind, this victim’s fine,
Goodness gracious, Great Balls Of Fire!
Get it Telly,
Ooooooh! Looks good!
Feel it Telly,
Weeel, I want to burn you like a lion should
You’re nerfed, luck turned,
I would tell this world that you′re burned, burned, burned, burned!
You chew your nails and you twiddle your thumbs,
You’re really nervous, and it sure is fun
Come on, Telly, you drive me crazy!
Goodness gracious, Great Balls Of Fire!
Get it Telly,
Ooooooh! Looks good!
Feel it Telly,
Weeel, I want to burn you like a lion should
You’re nerfed, luck turned,
I would tell this world that you′re burned, burned, burned, burned!
You chew your nails and you twiddle your thumbs,
You’re really nervous, and it sure is fun
Come on, Telly, you drive me crazy!
Goodness gracious, Great Balls Of Fire!
Thanks! It is always a pleasure to read such words from you.
Portals are Holes
God money, they’ll do anything for you
God Zynga, just tell SG what you want them to
God SG, nail your players up against the wall
God money, don’t want some of it, he wants it all
No, you can’t take it
No, you can’t take it
No, you can’t take that away from me
No, you can’t take it
No, you can’t take it
No, you can’t take cash away from me
The portal’s a hole
Black as their soul
I’d rather lose than give them control
The portal’s a hole
Black as their soul
I’d rather lose than give them control
Bow down before RNG, you serve
You’ll never get what you deserve
Bow down before SG, you serve
They’ll never get what they deserve
God SG doesn’t really care
God Zynga’s not concerned about making the game fair
God SG, let’s go dancing on the backs of the newbs
God money’s not one to choose
No, you can’t take it
No, you can’t take it
No, you can’t take that away from me
No, you can’t take it
No, you can’t take it
No, you can’t take cash away from me
The portal’s a hole
Black as their soul
I’d rather lose than give them control
The portal’s a hole
Black as their soul
I’d rather lose than give them control
Bow down before RNG, you serve
You’ll never get what you deserve
Bow down before SG, you serve
They’ll never get what they deserve
[repeat]
They know who they are
oh yeah, black holes for sure!!
Closing Time
An ode to the players and friends who’ve left the game and the forums
Closing time, feed all your heroes
And come back out into the world
Closing time, log out of all accounts now
Say bye to every boy and every girl
Closing time, one last call for warring
So, please finish your six flags
Closing time, you have to close the app now
You can’t leave it there
I know who I want to keep in touch
I know who I want to keep in touch
I know who I want to keep in touch
Keep in touch
Closing time, time for you to go out
To the big wide world of real life
Closing time, this app won’t be open
On your mobile phone anymore
So, gather up your emblems, strip em off your heroes
I hope you have can walk away
Closing time, every new beginning
Comes from some other beginning’s end, yeah
I know who I want to keep in touch
I know who I want to keep in touch
I know who I want to keep in touch
Keep in touch
Closing time, time for you to go out
To the big wide world of real life
I know who I want to keep in touch
I know who I want to keep in touch
I know who I want to keep in touch
Keep in touch
I know who I want to keep in touch
I know who I want to keep in touch
I know who I want to keep in touch
Keep in touch
Closing time, every new beginning
Comes from some other beginning’s end
ooh thanks @Pike I missed adding it to the table of contents…!
Inspiration should strike soon. thanks, so kind of you to save 100 for me
Just to increase the pressure a little.
I think a couple glasses of wine are in order… you know… for inspiration…
Enjoy it! And I am sure it will be wonderful again.
you are really very kind, thank you
can’t wait for the 100th masterpiece
Ok, time to up the ante…
for the 100th entry…
Reasons to Play (Seasons of Love)
Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred summons
Five hundred twenty five thousand emblems so dear
Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred battles
What keeps you playing? Playing E&P?
Is it raiding,
Or events,
Or troop pulls,
Or flags on the forum,
Or Dawas, or Renfelds, or Tucks, or Graymanes
In five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred retrainings
What keeps you playing, playing E&P?
How about us?
How about us?
How about us?
Alliance mates…
Reasons to play…
Reasons to play…
Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred Visions
Five hundred twenty five thousand raids to revenge
Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred duck hunts
What keeps you playing this match-three game?
Is it raids that you fight
Or Titans that we kill
Or arrows you forge
Or the way that we war
Its time now to log out though
The playing never ends
Let’s celebrate remember a year in a life
Of alliance friends
Remember the love…
(Oh you gotta remember the love)
Remember the love…
(Oh yeah, its a gift from each other)
Remember the love…
(Sing out, give out, reasons to play
It’s looooooove…!)
Alliance love…
Alliance love…