it’s of course more difficult if it’s not your first / main language!
That horrible Santa… lol…I remember being so afraid of him earlier when my Blue stack was still underdeveloped, lol
it’s of course more difficult if it’s not your first / main language!
That horrible Santa… lol…I remember being so afraid of him earlier when my Blue stack was still underdeveloped, lol
You’ve done it all, power-creep in the code
And dropped this player to the floor
You spoilt the game, no matter what you say
For only lucre - what a bore!
Blue tiles, blue tiles, you only show up once in a while
Pop out the summons, make me smile
Or do what you want, random child.
There’s nothing left, all gone and run away
Maybe you’ll relax for a while
It’s just a test, a game for us to play
Win or lose, it’s hard to smile
Resist, resist, it’s from f2p you have to hide.
Pop out the summons, make me smile
Or do what you want, random child.
There ain’t no more, you’ve taken everything
From my belief in random chance
How can you ignore my trust in everything
When I know what trust is and where it stands
Away, away, and don’t say maybe you’ll try.
To pop out the summons, make me smile
Or do what you want, random child.
Ooh la Layla, ooh la Layla, ooh la Layla, ooh la Layla, laaa
Pop out the summons, make me smile
Or do what you want, random child.
Ooh la Layla, ooh la Layla, ooh la Layla, ooh la Layla, laaa
Man, frets are REALLY close together on a ukelele. That “solo” was a mess!
@sft1965 I know you’ve been feeling bad lately, this is for you
Crash and Burn
When you feel all hopeless
And RNG has turned its back on you
Give me a moment please
To let you know you’re not alone
Maybe you feel like the game holds nothing more for you
It’s hard to find relief
And people can be so cold
When rage quitting is upon your door
And you feel like you can’t take anymore
Our ally will come to your call
If you jump we’ll break your fall
Lift you up and remind you that you’re all alright
If you need to fall apart
Let me help you see the light
If you need to crash then crash and burn, you’re not alone
When you hate RNG
And ascension mats are hard to find
You’re caught in a hamster wheel
With your progress stagnating
When troops and heroes are far away
And you feel like you can’t work the boards
Our ally will come to your call
If you jump we’ll break your fall
Lift you up and fly away with you into the night
If you need to take a break
Take all the time you need
If you need to crash then crash and burn, you’re not alone
'Cause there has always been bad boards and luck
And when it’s over you’ll win again
You’ll win again
When you hate RNG
And the boards have turned their backs on you
Just take a moment please
To find the fun again tame
Our ally will come to your call
If you jump I’ll break your fall
Lift you up and fly away with you into the night
If you need to take a break
And go find the fun again
If you need to crash then crash and burn, you’re not alone
Our ally will come to your call
If you jump I’ll break your fall
Lift you up and fly away with you into the night
If you need to take a break
And go find the fun again
If you need to crash then crash and burn, you’re not alone
(Alone)
Our ally will come yo your call
If you jump we’ll break your fall (You’re not alone)
Lift you up and fly away with you into the night (No, no)
(You’re never alone)
If you need to take a break
We can mend a broken heart (You’re not alone)
If you need to crash then crash and burn, you’re not alone
Our ally will come to your call
If you jump I’ll break your fall
Lift you up and fly away with you into the night
If you need to take a break (You’re not alone)
We will mend a broken heart (No, no)
And if you need to crash then crash and burn (You’re never alone)
You’re not alone
Our ally will come to your call
If you jump we’ll break your fall
Lift you up and fly away with you into the night
This is one of my favorites!!!
Forum’s not the same anymore
Don’t wanna post on here anymore
Place is a better window than a door
All the newbies, they ask for…
They all put me on ignore
Just like the defenders from before
Private chat with a mod,
Sorry boy, I can’t ignore ya
You are strange, but I like you
Sorry, this is overdue
I promised I would do SG right
So I’ll be silencing your posts tonight
And now the door slams shut
The new players all show up
To seek their enemies’ throats cut
I was on and on it, on and on and on it
SG’s on the way, fuel the private jet
Can see that what they want, they get
What of their updates do they regret?
I didn’t know, I didn’t care
I don’t even understand
Did somethin’ wrong, I wasn’t sure
Kept beating on that dead horse
I was afraid, I messed up
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I couldn’t change, it’s too late
And now it’s time for you to show up
I’m done for now, I can’t grow up
And now it’s on you, I’ve given up
SG’s house, I can’t salve
Greedy tendencies they have
Your spending went way overboard
Don’t forget, they are insured
I didn’t know, I wasn’t sure
Don’t want to remember all that hell
I couldn’t change, was too late
Yeah, yeah, yeah
This one goes out to my friend and fellow alliance mate, the infamous Mr. Furious. The man with a heart of gold and the temper of a rabid ferret. you buddy. Don’t let the forum keep you down.
A Murder of One
Alternative title: “A Theft of Many”
Blue titan, green heroes
Gives you gifts of leafs and bones
Playing casually, doesn’t have to mean you’re on your own
Your can look outside your alliance
SG doesn’t have to know
You can rest a while, newbie
You can level nice and slow
All this game is such a shame, shame, shame
The 5 star summons are just a dream, dream, dream
Are you happy with your summons?
Do you think they’re worth the price?
Does SG tell you that they’re sorry?
Do they reimburse you when they’re wrong?
I’ve been reading their words for hours,
It’s been years since I’ve paid to play,
Seemed like a good game when I started
I’ve been wondering where they’ve gone
All this game is such a shame, shame, shame
All your hopes are just a dream, dream, dream
I dreamt I did a summon, got the hero I’ve been waiting for
Woke up and then remembered that all I had was Noor
One for Dawa
Two for Bane
Three for Renfeld, four for Friar
Five for Berden
Sixth Valen
Seven for a HotM no one ever wanted
There’s a worm that nests inside you
Sleeping underneath your skin
Then you find out it was put there
By a hero that’s paid to win
All this game is such a shame, shame, shame
All your hopes are just a dream, dream, dream
Open up your eyes
You can see the summon odds, so bad,
All your wasted cash
They should be ashamed
You don’t want to waste your money, baby
You don’t want to waste your money, now darling
You don’t want to waste your money on this game
You don’t want to waste your money…
Shame, shame, shame
Change, change, change
Shame, shame, shame.
Change, change, change
I walk into alliance wars overpowered by these spenders
I get slaughtered by these arrows falling down on me
I said I’ll walk into alliance wars overpowered by these spenders
While getting slaughtered by these rush attacks coming right at me
Shame, shame, shame
Change, change, change
Shame, shame, shame
Change, change, change
Limit breakers
Because SG needs your spare change
Bless you and everyone like you
And you as well, good sir.
I promised myself I would avoid this place, because they annoy me, and I can ignore people who annoy me. But when they start to annoy my friends too, I feel obliged to come back and give them another piece of my mind.
Hold On
We will sustain (We will sustain)
Hm, aren’t we comfortable with casual play?
We don’t have big expectations from this game (No, baby)
It’s just a way to pass the time (Ooh)
Lettin’ the offers pass us by (Lettin’ the offers pass us by)
Baby, we don’t think it’s spending
To keep up (No, no)
Some day the game’s gonna make us want to turn around and say goodbye
Until then, baby, aren’t we going to just have fun and pass the time?
Don’t you know? Don’t you know, luck will change
Things’ll go our way
If you Hold On for one more day
Can you Hold On for one more day?
Things’ll go our way (Oh, things’ll go our way)
Hold On for one more day
I know that wars can suck, but we
Hold On for one more day, and ya
Keep hitting the Titan
Yeah and one day we’ll get some mats, and we
Hold On for one more day, and ya
Keep hope, keep hope alive
Some day the game’s gonna make us want to turn around and say goodbye (and say goodbye)
Until then, baby, aren’t we going to have pass and pass the time?
Don’t you know? Don’t you know, things can change (Know)
Things’ll go our way
If we Hold On for one more day, yeah
If we Hold On
Don’t you know, things could change
Things could go our way
If we Hold On for one more day
Can we Hold On
Can we Hold On
Mmm, can we Hold On, baby
Won’t you tell me now
Hold On for one more day, 'cause
It’s gonna go our way
Don’t you know, things could change
Things could go our way
If we Hold On for one more day, yeah
Keep on hoping this time
Make up our mind
Hold On, Hold On
Baby Hold On
Another contribution from the hero tributes series.
GREAT BALLS OF FIRE
I shake your fur and I rattle your brain,
Too much lion drives nature insane
I’ll brake your will, yeah what a thrill
Goodness gracious, Great Balls Of Fire!
At first I feared you then I thought you were funny,
You came along and you brought a bunny
I changed my mind, this victim’s fine,
Goodness gracious, Great Balls Of Fire!
Get it Telly,
Ooooooh! Looks good!
Feel it Telly,
Weeel, I want to burn you like a lion should
You’re nerfed, luck turned,
I would tell this world that you′re burned, burned, burned, burned!
You chew your nails and you twiddle your thumbs,
You’re really nervous, and it sure is fun
Come on, Telly, you drive me crazy!
Goodness gracious, Great Balls Of Fire!
Get it Telly,
Ooooooh! Looks good!
Feel it Telly,
Weeel, I want to burn you like a lion should
You’re nerfed, luck turned,
I would tell this world that you′re burned, burned, burned, burned!
You chew your nails and you twiddle your thumbs,
You’re really nervous, and it sure is fun
Come on, Telly, you drive me crazy!
Goodness gracious, Great Balls Of Fire!
Thanks! It is always a pleasure to read such words from you.
Portals are Holes
God money, they’ll do anything for you
God Zynga, just tell SG what you want them to
God SG, nail your players up against the wall
God money, don’t want some of it, he wants it all
No, you can’t take it
No, you can’t take it
No, you can’t take that away from me
No, you can’t take it
No, you can’t take it
No, you can’t take cash away from me
The portal’s a hole
Black as their soul
I’d rather lose than give them control
The portal’s a hole
Black as their soul
I’d rather lose than give them control
Bow down before RNG, you serve
You’ll never get what you deserve
Bow down before SG, you serve
They’ll never get what they deserve
God SG doesn’t really care
God Zynga’s not concerned about making the game fair
God SG, let’s go dancing on the backs of the newbs
God money’s not one to choose
No, you can’t take it
No, you can’t take it
No, you can’t take that away from me
No, you can’t take it
No, you can’t take it
No, you can’t take cash away from me
The portal’s a hole
Black as their soul
I’d rather lose than give them control
The portal’s a hole
Black as their soul
I’d rather lose than give them control
Bow down before RNG, you serve
You’ll never get what you deserve
Bow down before SG, you serve
They’ll never get what they deserve
[repeat]
They know who they are
oh yeah, black holes for sure!!
Closing Time
An ode to the players and friends who’ve left the game and the forums
Closing time, feed all your heroes
And come back out into the world
Closing time, log out of all accounts now
Say bye to every boy and every girl
Closing time, one last call for warring
So, please finish your six flags
Closing time, you have to close the app now
You can’t leave it there
I know who I want to keep in touch
I know who I want to keep in touch
I know who I want to keep in touch
Keep in touch
Closing time, time for you to go out
To the big wide world of real life
Closing time, this app won’t be open
On your mobile phone anymore
So, gather up your emblems, strip em off your heroes
I hope you have can walk away
Closing time, every new beginning
Comes from some other beginning’s end, yeah
I know who I want to keep in touch
I know who I want to keep in touch
I know who I want to keep in touch
Keep in touch
Closing time, time for you to go out
To the big wide world of real life
I know who I want to keep in touch
I know who I want to keep in touch
I know who I want to keep in touch
Keep in touch
I know who I want to keep in touch
I know who I want to keep in touch
I know who I want to keep in touch
Keep in touch
Closing time, every new beginning
Comes from some other beginning’s end