THE DIGGER
(THE JOKER)
Some people call me the dirt cowboy, yeah
Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me Morris
'Cause I speak of the pompatus of love
People don’t like me in offence
Say I’m doing it wrong, doing it wrong
Well, don’t you worry 'bout me, don’t worry
'Cause I’m right here, right here, right here, right in my hole
'Cause I’m a digger, I’m a grinner
I am shaggy and I’m no winner
Don’t play my music in the sun
I’m a boozer, I’m a loser
I’m a hiding-chooser
I see my specials on the run
You’re so terrifying though I hardly can see
I really fear your offence, wanna hide, please spare me
Diggin’, hidin’, diggin’, hidin’, diggin’, hidin’ all the time
Whatever, least I’ll have a good time
'Cause I’m a digger, I’m a grinner
I am shaggy and I’m no winner
Don’t play my music in the sun
I’m a boozer, I’m a loser
I’m a hiding-chooser
I have my specials on the run
I wear suspenders, don’t like fighting,
Wear a helmet and prefer hiding
'Cause safety is my second name
I am smelly, have a telly
And a gelly belly
You’ll hardly see me in the game
People don’t really like me in defence
Say I’m doing it wrong
Well, don’t you worry, don’t worry, no, don’ t worry 'bout me
'Cause I’m right in my hole
You’re so terrifyin’ though I hardly can see
I really fear your offence, wanna hide, please spare me
Diggin’, hidin’, diggin’, hidin’, diggin’, hidin’ all the time
Whatever, least I’ll have a good time