(looks like inspiration came earlier than expected)
SYMPATHY FOR THE DAWA
(Sympathy for the Devil - The Rolling Stones)
[The Rolling Stones - Sympathy For The Devil (Official Video) [4K] - YouTube]
Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a woman of curse and waste
I’ve been around for a long, long years
Stole many players’ gems and faith
And I was 'round when RNGesus devs
Had their moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that SGG
Turn their heads and sealed your fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what’s puzzling you
Is my place in the game
I stuck around platinum tier
When I saw it was a time for a change
Removed my squad made of five stars
All my team mates screamed in vain
I rode as tank
Not as good as punk
When new heroes raged
And my rank just sunk
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what’s puzzling you
Is my place in the game, oh yeah
I watched with glee
While your Frigg and Queen
Fought in fast tourney
For the loot they made
I shouted out
Who killed my winning streak?
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
I’m a woman of curse and waste
And I laid traps for cup droppers
Who get revenged before they reach first place
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
But what’s puzzling you
Is my place in the game, oh yeah, get down, baby
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
But what’s confusing you
Is my place in the game
Just as every pull is a minimum
of, oh, 3 hundreds gems
In all portals
Just call me Dawa
'Cause you’re in need of some restraint
So if you pull me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your hard-earned coins and gems
And I’ll take my way to waste, mm yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, mm yeah
But what’s puzzling you
Is my place in the game, mm mean it, get down
Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Aah yeah
Tell me baby, what’s my name?
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name?
Tell me baby, what’s my name?
You pull me one time, you’re to blame
What’s my name
Tell me, baby, what’s my name?
Tell me, sweetie, what’s my name?