E&P Song Lyrics (and Songs) by Sleepyhead & Friends

Wow! I didn’t know this (you know, that musical stuff :roll_eyes:). But I like it and it almost made me cry (I said almost :rage:)! :slightly_smiling_face:

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It’s very heavy indeed! Why it came to mind so fast haha

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Cross-post: two entries from @TGW !!

Under Corellian Moon Tonight

Sometimes when this game gets kind of empty
The heroes have nothing left to fight
I think about the fickle rngesus
Under Corellian moon tonight

Lower the curtain on the Tavern
Lower the curtain down alright
I’ve got no time for useless portal summons
Under Corellian moon tonight

Wish I knew what I was pulling for
Might have known what I would find

That portal is something quite peculiar
Something shimmering and white
It takes my gems despite determination
Under Corellian moon tonight

Wish I knew what I was pulling for
Might have known what I would find
Wish I got what I was pulling for
Might have known what I would find

That portal is something quite peculiar
Something shimmering and white
It takes my gems despite determination
Under Corellian moon tonight

Wish I knew what I was pulling for
Might have known what I would find
Wish I got what I was pulling for
Might have known what I would find

Under Corellian moon tonight
Under Corellian moon tonight
Under Corellian moon tonight

https://voca.ro/1aFpJMwqm7wi

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another awesome one @nevarmaor ! nice hearing your voice again too :slight_smile:

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THE BARD IS BACK
(THE BOYS ARE BACK)

The Bard is back
The Bard is back
The Bard is back
But he’s late for his cake day
The Bard is back
The Bard is back
The Bard is back
But he’s late for his cake day
The Bard is back
The Bard is back
The Bard is back
But he’s late for his cake day
The Bard is back
The Bard is back
The Bard is back
But he’s late for his cake day

Speeding down the highway on his device
Missing the forum, althoug absence was nice
Entering his password, hope he’s feeling alright
Beeing late for his cake day getting cheers and candlelight
Time’s late to get ready for that song and dance
Let’s go my friend, anyway take the chance
He’s back in forum, we’ll gonna get it done
You’ve got nowhere to hide, you’ve got nowhere to run

It’s been a long time comin’
It’s been a long time comin’

The Bard is back
The Bard is back
The Bard is back
But he’s late for his cake day
The Bard is back
The Bard is back
The Bard is back
But he’s late for his cake day

Cause that old familiar forum can talk and hear
He knows what you have done, you can’t disappear
Your days are numbered, he’s back around
He’s coming for you and you’re going down

It’s been a long time comin’
It’s been a long time comin’

The Bard is back
The Bard is back
The Bard is back
And we’re singing this cake song
The Bard is back
The Bard is back
The Bard is back
And we’re singing this cake song

And he’s comin’ for you
And he’s comin’ for cake

The Bard is back
The Bard is back
The Bard is back
But we’ve eaten the whole cake
The Bard is back
The Bard is back
The Bard is back
But we’ve eaten the whole cake
The Bard is back
The Bard is back
The Bard is back
But we’ve eaten the whole cake
The Bard is back
The Bard is back
The Bard is back
But we’ve eaten the whole cake
…alone!

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ALL ALONG THE WATCHTOWER
(it’s my first attempt so please be kind)

[The Jimi Hendrix Experience - All Along The Watchtower (Official Audio) - YouTube]

There must be some kind of way outta here
Said the Hatter to the Norns
There’s too much confusion
I can’t get no Gnomes
All the troops, they eat my ham
Emblems just a few
None will level my Kaghan
And all the events are new
Hey, hey
No reason to get excited
The Norns, they kindly spoke
There are many here among us
Who feel the Aethers is but a joke
But, uh, but you and I, we’ve been through that
And this is not our fate
So let us start grinding hard now
The titan shows up late, hey
Hey
All along the watchtower
Bera kept the view
While all the heroes came and went
Costumed heroes, too
Well, uh, outside in the cold distance
They saw my cups grow
Two raids were approaching
And my defence began to groan, hey
All along the watchtower
All along the watchtower

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Excellent first attempt! I like!

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very timely, @Pike :wink:
and welcome to the thread @Artifix !! I love it (also helps that I personally agree with many of those views :wink: ) (edit: sorry, i’ve reached the tag limit in the table of contents post, BUT I’ve added a link to your song lyrics there and your name! just can’t tag you :frowning: )

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Great rendition @Artifix! Awesome!!! :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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@Artifix Great! Welcome to the show!

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Thank you all, I hope to write again in the future if the inspiration comes.

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Yes please, I would love to see more from you! :slight_smile:

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(looks like inspiration came earlier than expected)

SYMPATHY FOR THE DAWA
(Sympathy for the Devil - The Rolling Stones)

[The Rolling Stones - Sympathy For The Devil (Official Video) [4K] - YouTube]

Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a woman of curse and waste
I’ve been around for a long, long years
Stole many players’ gems and faith
And I was 'round when RNGesus devs
Had their moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that SGG
Turn their heads and sealed your fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what’s puzzling you
Is my place in the game
I stuck around platinum tier
When I saw it was a time for a change
Removed my squad made of five stars
All my team mates screamed in vain
I rode as tank
Not as good as punk
When new heroes raged
And my rank just sunk
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what’s puzzling you
Is my place in the game, oh yeah
I watched with glee
While your Frigg and Queen
Fought in fast tourney
For the loot they made
I shouted out
Who killed my winning streak?
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
I’m a woman of curse and waste
And I laid traps for cup droppers
Who get revenged before they reach first place
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
But what’s puzzling you
Is my place in the game, oh yeah, get down, baby
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
But what’s confusing you
Is my place in the game
Just as every pull is a minimum
of, oh, 3 hundreds gems
In all portals
Just call me Dawa
'Cause you’re in need of some restraint
So if you pull me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your hard-earned coins and gems
And I’ll take my way to waste, mm yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, mm yeah
But what’s puzzling you
Is my place in the game, mm mean it, get down
Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Aah yeah
Tell me baby, what’s my name?
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name?
Tell me baby, what’s my name?
You pull me one time, you’re to blame
What’s my name
Tell me, baby, what’s my name?
Tell me, sweetie, what’s my name?

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"And I laid traps for cup droppers’ hahaha! I love it!!! another awesome one @Artifix in the table of contents it goes!

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Desperate Measures

Gonna make a cup-dropper out of me
Just setting a slightly weaker team
These desperate times call for desperate measures
I’ll give you some easy heroes to beat
Take my cups, and make it easier for me
To open my raid chest, cause I’m getting desperate

For junk loot and herbs
Feels kinda last ditch
I guess this just
Got kinda drastic
I used two raid flasks already, baby

I can’t let this, I can’t let this, I can’t let this go
I can’t let this, I can’t let this go
(Desperate measures) I can’t let this, I can’t let this go

When I got you right where I want you
I been rerolling for hits for so long
Bad boards, again, what luck
These are desperate measures now

I can’t let this, I can’t let this go

Have a chunk of my useless trophies
Beat me, kill my defense, I’m desperate
I’ll say Thank you
I’m taking some desperate measures, geez
For garbage loot this,
Feels kinda last ditch
I guess raids just
Got kinda drastic
How many ninjas and Beras must I face
Hit me now, I’ll revenge you later!

I can’t let this, I can’t let this go
(Desperate measures) I can’t let this, I can’t let this go

When I got you right where I want you
I been dropping cups for so long
Raid me, come on, help me
These are desperate measures now

I can’t let this, I can’t let this go

Forever, for worse or better
My poor defense will surely surrender
Not forever, just until next chest
My poor defense will surely surrender, now

I can’t let this, I can’t let this go

You have got me right where I want me
I been cup dropping cups for so long
Raid me, come on, help me
I’m really desperate now
(Desperate measures now)

I can’t let this, I can’t let this go

You have got me right where I want me
I been dropping cups for so long
Come on, raid me, help me
I am so desperate now
(Desperate measure now)

I can’t let this, I can’t let this go

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Break Through The Ceiling

I had a dream, or was it real?
I crossed the line and it was on
I was in Diamond, so briefly this time
I’ve been avoiding Diamond, they’ve been raiding me hard
Why’s it so hard, explain to me baby
I want some satisfaction, finish the POV mission, just say “oh”

Ah, I wanna cut through Diamond, break the ceiling
I wanna stay overnight, even when I sleep
I wanna break through the ceiling, oh yeah
I wanna break through the ceiling, oh yeah
I wanna play where you play with all 5*s
I wanna finish the Valor challenge, oh
I wanna break through the ceiling, oh yeah
I wanna break through the ceiling, oh yeah

Bring out my raid flasks, no more hesitations this is on
I don’t wanna stop, give me all you got
I want it all or nothing, whatever RNG gives me
Another bad board, let’s get real baby
A chemical reaction, throw my phone down and make me sob

Ah, I wanna cut through Diamond, break the ceiling
I wanna stay overnight, even when I sleep
I wanna break through the ceiling, oh yeah
I wanna break through the ceiling, oh yeah
I wanna play where you play with all 5*s
I wanna finish the Valor challenge, oh
I wanna break through the ceiling, oh yeah
I wanna break through the ceiling, oh yeah

Manage my emotions, I want to stay overnight
Show me sympathy and let me stay overnight
Manage my emotions, I want to stay overnight
Show me sympathy and let me stay overnight (overnight, overnight, overnight)
I wanna, I wanna , I wanna stay overnight

Ah, I wanna cut through Diamond, break the ceiling
I wanna stay overnight, even when I sleep
I wanna break through the ceiling, oh yeah
I wanna break through the ceiling, oh yeah
I wanna play where you play with all 5*s
I wanna finish the Valor challenge, oh
I wanna break through the ceiling, oh yeah
I wanna break through the ceiling, oh yeah

I wanna cut through Diamond (mmm, I’m in Diamond)
I wanna finish valor (oh, yeah)
I wanna break through the ceiling (I wanna break through the ceiling)
I wanna break through the ceiling (I wanna break through the ceiling)

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I really like your lyrics to Desperate Measures. Haven’t heard this song until now and it’s a good choice for an E&P song. :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

Your songs are aaalllways good, @sleepyhead !

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Thank you @amrath so kind of you to say! Glad you’re liking them :slight_smile:

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What happened here? One day off the thread and there’s a deluge of great art! :astonished: :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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