I see a bad board risin’
I see trouble on your way
I see Mother North and Black Knight
I see bad times today
Don’t log in tonight
Well, it’s bound to take your life
There’s a bad board on the rise
I hear Heimdall’s horn a-blowin’
I know your end is comin’ soon
Vela’s rivers overflowin’
I hear the voice of rage and ruin
Don’t log in tonight
Well, it’s bound to take your life
There’s a bad board on the rise
Alright
Hope you got an offense fright’nin’
Hope you are quite prepared to die
Looks like we’re in for nasty fightin’
One eye is taken for an eye
Well, don’t log in tonight
Well, it’s bound to take your life
There’s a bad board on the rise
Don’t log in tonight
Well, it’s bound to take your life
There’s a bad board on the rise
The Bard is back
The Bard is back
The Bard is back
But he’s late for his cake day
The Bard is back
The Bard is back
The Bard is back
But he’s late for his cake day
The Bard is back
The Bard is back
The Bard is back
But he’s late for his cake day
The Bard is back
The Bard is back
The Bard is back
But he’s late for his cake day
Speeding down the highway on his device
Missing the forum, althoug absence was nice
Entering his password, hope he’s feeling alright
Beeing late for his cake day getting cheers and candlelight
Time’s late to get ready for that song and dance
Let’s go my friend, anyway take the chance
He’s back in forum, we’ll gonna get it done
You’ve got nowhere to hide, you’ve got nowhere to run
It’s been a long time comin’
It’s been a long time comin’
The Bard is back
The Bard is back
The Bard is back
But he’s late for his cake day
The Bard is back
The Bard is back
The Bard is back
But he’s late for his cake day
Cause that old familiar forum can talk and hear
He knows what you have done, you can’t disappear
Your days are numbered, he’s back around
He’s coming for you and you’re going down
It’s been a long time comin’
It’s been a long time comin’
The Bard is back
The Bard is back
The Bard is back
And we’re singing this cake song
The Bard is back
The Bard is back
The Bard is back
And we’re singing this cake song
And he’s comin’ for you
And he’s comin’ for cake
The Bard is back
The Bard is back
The Bard is back
But we’ve eaten the whole cake
The Bard is back
The Bard is back
The Bard is back
But we’ve eaten the whole cake
The Bard is back
The Bard is back
The Bard is back
But we’ve eaten the whole cake
The Bard is back
The Bard is back
The Bard is back
But we’ve eaten the whole cake
…alone!
There must be some kind of way outta here
Said the Hatter to the Norns
There’s too much confusion
I can’t get no Gnomes
All the troops, they eat my ham
Emblems just a few
None will level my Kaghan
And all the events are new
Hey, hey
No reason to get excited
The Norns, they kindly spoke
There are many here among us
Who feel the Aethers is but a joke
But, uh, but you and I, we’ve been through that
And this is not our fate
So let us start grinding hard now
The titan shows up late, hey
Hey
All along the watchtower
Bera kept the view
While all the heroes came and went
Costumed heroes, too
Well, uh, outside in the cold distance
They saw my cups grow
Two raids were approaching
And my defence began to groan, hey
All along the watchtower
All along the watchtower
very timely, @Pike
and welcome to the thread @Artifix !! I love it (also helps that I personally agree with many of those views ) (edit: sorry, i’ve reached the tag limit in the table of contents post, BUT I’ve added a link to your song lyrics there and your name! just can’t tag you )