Ok, this deserves more effort. @sleepyhead maybe you’d better put this on the list.
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I bowed my head and I cried
She was my sunshine, my only sunshine
She made me happy when odds were grey
You’ll never know, Derric, how much I loved her
Please don’t take my Aife away
I’ve always loved you, you made me happy
And nothing else could come between
But now you’ve left me, to love another
Derric has shattered all of my dreams
She was my sunshine, my only sunshine
She made me happy when loot was grey
You’ll never know, Derric, how much I loved her
But now I fed my Aife away