E&P Song Lyrics (and Songs) by Sleepyhead & Friends

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EP HATES ME

Met a game, thought it was grand
Fell in love, found out first hand
Went well for a year or two
Then it all came unglued

In a trap, trip I can’t grip
Never thought I’d be the one who’d slip
Then I started to realize
I was living one big lie

EP just hates me
Trust, EP just hates me
La, la, la love
I tried too hard and it tore my hopes as like I had none
And ripped them away

It was fun in every hour
After summons, :hankey: got sour
took all gems I ever had
No sign of guilt
Not feeling bad, no

In a trap, trip I can’t grip
Never thought I’d be the one who’d slip
Then I started to realize
I was livin’ one big lie

Odds really hate me
Trust, they really hate me
La, la, la love
I tried too hard and they tore my hopes as like I had none
And ripped them away

That’s my story as you see
Learned my lesson about my EP
Now it’s over, and I’m glad
'Cause I’m a fool for all I’ve said

EP just hates me
Trust, odds really hate me
La, la, la love
I tried too hard and they tore my hopes as like I had none
And ripped them away

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, love, trust
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, love, trust
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, love, trust
And they tore my hopes as like I had none
EP just hates me

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hahahaha I love it!!!

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Pet Shop Boys - Opportunities ZYNGA/SG REMIX

I’ve had enough of coding
And peddling games to jerks
My yacht is parked outside
I’m afraid it doesn’t work
I’m looking for a partner
Someone who gets things fixed
Ask myself this question
Do I want to be rich?

I’ve got the games
You’ve got the books
Let’s make lots of money
You’ve got the balls
I’ve got the games
Let’s make lots of money

You can tell I’m educated
I made this game from scratch
Doctored in computing
I’m really quite the catch
I can program a gacha
Choose the perfect time
If you’ve got the inclination
Mobile gambling ain’t a crime

Oh, there’s a lot of opportunities
If you know how to take them,
You know, people are willing to spend infinity
For game heroes, you can make them

I’ve got the games
You’ve got the books
Let’s make lots of money
You’ve got the balls,
I’ve got the game,
Let’s make lots of money;
Let’s make lots of…
Money
Money

You can see I’m single-minded
I know what this game could be
How’d you feel about it?
Come and take a walk with me
I’m looking for a partner
Regardless of expense
Think about it seriously
You know it makes sense

Let’s (Got the games)
Make (Got the books)
Let’s make lots of money (Oohh money)
(Let’s) You’ve got the balls
(Make) I’ve got the games
Let’s make lots of money (Oohh money)
I’ve got the games (Got the games
You’ve got the books (Got the books)
Let’s make lots of money (Oohh money)
Money

All the customers we had
And the summons we hide
Who will bury us
When the game dies?

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@Pike I really love your EP Hates Me lyrics. Fits beautifully :joy:

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THE MOD NECESSITIES

Look for the mod necessities
The simple mod necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the mod necessities
Old @JonahTheBard 's recipes
That brings the mod necessities of life

Whenever you’re asking, whenever you moan
You couldn’t be fonder of forum home
The members buzzin’ in the chat
To make some hassle for the cat
When you need some help don’t be a smirch
Remember there’s a forum search
So try it first

So mod necessities of peace will sure come true
They will come true!

Look for the mod necessities
The simple mod necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the mod necessities
That’s when a mod can rest at ease
With just the mod necessities of life

Now when you have the desire
To create a thread
And you are on fire
Please don’t forget
That there’s a simple forum rule
Use the forum search
Try not to be cruel
And keep in mind moderators pool
Is never paid so please be cool
Have I given you a clue?

So keep the mod necessities in mind
Please be so kind!

Look for the mod necessities
The simple mod necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the mod necessities
That’s when a mod can rest at ease
With just the mod necessities of life
With just the mod necessities of life

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A billion likes

And Bardic Post of the Week :trophy:, which I just made up

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Thank you mylord, this is a real honor! :blush:

And now it’s time to get childish.
I HAVE A HOLY GRAIL! :partying_face:
I HAVE A HOLY GRAIL! :partying_face:
I HAVE A HOLY GRAIL! :partying_face:

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superb, @Pike ! and congrats on your award, woot woot!

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Thank you so much! Maybe it’s my masterpiece and I should retire. :thinking: But I’ve heard that song so many times in the past few days that I need a new one to get it out of my head. :rofl:

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Keep em coming :wink: more creativity is encouraged !

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I’ve been trying to be helpful to the mods by posting all of my complaints and ramblings on pre-existing threads rather than creating new ones. :grin:

Also, what is that trophy worth in comparison to my 3 badges and a cow? Is it worth more? I feel like it’s worth more. I suddenly feel inadequate.

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Y’all got some major Talent in here!!!

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I think a cow is equivalent. :smirk:

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Damn It Feels Good To Be On Ghost Ship

Damn it feels good to be on Ghost Ship
A real Ghost Ship player plays his boards right
A real Ghost Ship player never runs his mouth
'Cause real Ghost Ship players don’t start fights
And opponents always gotta high cap
Showing all his boys he one shot us
But real Ghost Ship players don’t flex nuts
'Cause real Ghost Ship players know we got 'em
And everything’s cool in the mind of a Ghostie
'Cause Ghost Ship players think deep
Online three-sixty-five ayo 24/7
'Cause real Ghost Ship type players don’t sleep
And all I gotta say to you
Wannabe, gonnabe, loss eating, zero scoring pranksters
Is when your bench runs shallow what the heck you gonna do
Damn it feels good to be a Ghostie

Damn it feels good to be a Ghostie
Supporting each other and helping out with tank busts
Although we were born in different places
Now we’re on the Ghost Ship scoring wins
Damn it feels good to be a Ghostie
We’re mostly players that you don’t really know
Riding around town with our F2P rosters
Getting revives on my maxed Boldtusk
Now Ghost Ship players come in all shapes and colors
Some gave up in the past
But this Ghostie here was a smart one
Kept grinding TC20 and I’ll last
Now all I gotta say to you
Wannabe, gonnabe, loss eating, zero scoring pranksters
When our score jumps up what the heck you gonna do
Damn it feels good to be a Ghostie

Damn it feels good to be a Ghostie
A real Ghost Ship player knows how to play
The real Ghost Ship players get the flyest of vanillas
Ask that Ghost Ship player Little ToZ
Now Zynga looks at Ghost Ship players like a stop sign
And think of us as being too cheap
But catch a P2W alone, get the boards, take them out
And 50 cups from them do we reap
'Cause Ghost Ship players be the game playas
And everything is quiet in the chat
A real Ghost Ship player does their own thing
And his partners in the posse are cool with that
'Cuz Ghost Ship type players don’t say much
And all ya hear is the notification that we won last
And real Ghost Ship players don’t run from Jack
'Cause real Ghost Ship players can’t run fast
Now when you on the forum talkin smack, check your chat
Hit delete, your better judgment will probably thank ya
Cuz other Ghosties like myself kick back and peep game
'Cause damn it feels good to be a Ghostie

And now, a word from SG

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
Gettin’ bought out for half a bill
Everything lookin’ good to the whales in the game
But the Zynga family is my boss
So every now and then I owe a favor gettin’ down
Like rushing a new season through
And sell 'em to the rich community
So you can all beat you know who
So supporters of the game keep supportin’ us
And I promise to take you very far
The free players better not upset me
Or I’ll increase power creep even more
To all you big spenders, that helped us win
I sincerely like to thank you
'Cause now we got the world in the palm of our hand
And damn it feels good to be a gangsta

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yeah! Ghosties unite!!! Love this - the lyrics are super descriptive

tagging @amrath @sft1965 @Duaneski

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We absolutely rock for who we are. Everyone should want to be a ghost ship member. Everyone needs to be a ghost ship member!!! (sorry peeps, that is my actually my Fishgirl! manifesto). :slightly_smiling_face:

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And now for something completely different …

Candy Girl

Skittles, ah bog witch, bog witch
You are my candy girl
And you got me wanting you

Bog witch, ah Skittles, Skittles
You are my candy girl
And you got me wanting you

I just can’t believe the costume that I summoned here
I just can’t believe it’s true
When I look at you my heart is filled with blinding fear
Tammy faye could learn from you

Skittles, ah bog witch, bog witch
You are my candy girl
And you got me wanting you

Bog witch, ah Skittles, Skittles
You are my candy girl
And you got me wanting you

When I pulled you girl, I knew how sweet my stack would be
(I know how sweet a stack can be)
Like the Skittles rainbow pour your sweetness over me
(Sticky sweetness all for free)

Ah Skittles
Tie them up with your vines honey
Tie them up with your vines baby
Make their attack so soft and sweet
Tie them up with your vines, oh yeah

Tie them up with your vines honey
Tie them up with your vines baby
Make their attack so soft and sweet
Tie them up with your vines, oh yeah

Skittles, ah bog witch, bog witch
You are my candy girl
And you got me wanting you

Bog witch, ah Skittles, Skittles
You are my candy girl
And you got me wanting you

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Hilarious!!! And inspired choice of song!

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I just started humming this earlier today.

Flip a dee doo dah, flip a dee ay
War opponent’s gonna regenerate
Lots of war flags to be used up today
Flip a dee doo dah, flip a dee ay


Maybe I’ll expand on this later …

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