E&P Song Lyrics (and Songs) by Sleepyhead & Friends

@angeljenn149 I remember your beautiful vocals - how are you doing??

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It’s A Jungle Out There

It’s a jungle out there
Imbalance and confusion everywhere
No one seems to care
Well I do
Hey, who’s in charge here?
It’s a jungle out there
Poison in the very boards we play
Do you know what’s in the summons that we buy?
Well I do, and it’s atrocious
People think I’m crazy, 'cause I complain all the time
If you paid attention, you’d be complaining too
You better pay attention
Or this game we love so much
might just screw you

I could be wrong now, but I don’t think so
'Cause it’s a jungle out there
It’s a jungle out there

It’s a jungle out there
Greed and power creep everywhere
It’s brother against brother
Pounding on each other
All tryin’ to be the best
It’s a jungle out there
It’s a jungle in here too
You got a tap right on your phone
A microphone and camera checkin on everything you do
Call it paranoia, as the saying goes
Even paranoids are better than me

I’m not the one who’s crazy, I’m not afraid of them
They’re afraid of going broke
I could be wrong there, but I don’t think so
'Cause it’s a jungle out there
It’s a jungle out there

It’s a jungle out there
Even the devs are scared today
So if you see a moderator
Do exactly what they say
Or make a run for it
I’m only kidding with ya

'Cause it’s a jungle out there
It’s a jungle out there

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This is excellent, @TGW! Song brings back fond memories. Thank you.

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Odds Low

Odds low summons portal
Comin’ for to bury my hope
Odds low summons portal
Comin’ for to bury my hope

I opened the portal and what did I see
Comin’ for to bury my hope
Dawas and Renfelds, a Friar Tuck or three
Comin’ for to bury my hope

Odds low summons portal
Comin’ for to bury my hope
Odds low summons portal
Comin’ for to bury my hope

I took one more try at the portal today
Comin’ for to bury my hope
But all that it gave me was a reason to pray
Comin’ for to bury my hope

Odds low summons portal
Comin’ for to bury my hope
Odds low summons portal
Comin’ for to bury my hope

Odds low summons portal
Comin’ for to bury my hope
Odds low summons portal
Comin’ for to bury my hope

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another nice one @nevarmaor ! I miss your singing voice!

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Another hot off the press :laughing:

Oricalchum the dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the rising tides, hide and seek with you and me
Little Jackie Player loved that dragon’s loot
Atlantis coins that could be used to summon help to suit

Oricalchum the dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the rising tides, hide and seek with you and me
Oricalchum the dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the rising tides, hide and seek with you and me

Another wave came rising, Oricalcum played some more
And Jackie Player gathered coins the loot came more and more
Ariel and Wilbur, Ursena and the Muggy
They all came when summoned hence to play with you and me

Oricalchum the dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the rising tides, hide and seek with you and me
Oricalchum the dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the rising tides, hide and seek with you and me

A dragon plays forever, but not so little champs
Soon the map was finished and the heroes left the camps
Little Jackie Player he uninstalled the game
And Oricalchum frolicked on except no one else came

Oricalchum the dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the rising tides, hide and seek with you and me
Oricalchum the dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the rising tides, hide and seek with you and me

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hahahah hilarious!!!

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I’m building up quite a backlog here for recording.

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Dust In The Wind

I close my eyes
Only for a summon, and my gems are gone
All my dreams
Pass before my eyes, a Dawa I see

Dust in the wind
All my gems are dust in the wind

Same old song
Just a drop of XP in an endless sea
All we farmed
Crumbs from all the grind, though we refuse to see

Dust in the wind
All our gems are dust in the wind
Oh

Now, don’t spend on
Nothin’ lasts forever but the earth and sky
It slips away
And all your money won’t another hero buy

Dust in the wind
All our gems are dust in the wind
(All our gems are dust in the wind)
Dust in the wind
(Every dime is dust in the wind)
Every dime is dust in the wind
The wind

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Excellent! … …

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EP HATES ME

Met a game, thought it was grand
Fell in love, found out first hand
Went well for a year or two
Then it all came unglued

In a trap, trip I can’t grip
Never thought I’d be the one who’d slip
Then I started to realize
I was living one big lie

EP just hates me
Trust, EP just hates me
La, la, la love
I tried too hard and it tore my hopes as like I had none
And ripped them away

It was fun in every hour
After summons, :hankey: got sour
took all gems I ever had
No sign of guilt
Not feeling bad, no

In a trap, trip I can’t grip
Never thought I’d be the one who’d slip
Then I started to realize
I was livin’ one big lie

Odds really hate me
Trust, they really hate me
La, la, la love
I tried too hard and they tore my hopes as like I had none
And ripped them away

That’s my story as you see
Learned my lesson about my EP
Now it’s over, and I’m glad
'Cause I’m a fool for all I’ve said

EP just hates me
Trust, odds really hate me
La, la, la love
I tried too hard and they tore my hopes as like I had none
And ripped them away

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, love, trust
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, love, trust
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, love, trust
And they tore my hopes as like I had none
EP just hates me

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hahahaha I love it!!!

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Pet Shop Boys - Opportunities ZYNGA/SG REMIX

I’ve had enough of coding
And peddling games to jerks
My yacht is parked outside
I’m afraid it doesn’t work
I’m looking for a partner
Someone who gets things fixed
Ask myself this question
Do I want to be rich?

I’ve got the games
You’ve got the books
Let’s make lots of money
You’ve got the balls
I’ve got the games
Let’s make lots of money

You can tell I’m educated
I made this game from scratch
Doctored in computing
I’m really quite the catch
I can program a gacha
Choose the perfect time
If you’ve got the inclination
Mobile gambling ain’t a crime

Oh, there’s a lot of opportunities
If you know how to take them,
You know, people are willing to spend infinity
For game heroes, you can make them

I’ve got the games
You’ve got the books
Let’s make lots of money
You’ve got the balls,
I’ve got the game,
Let’s make lots of money;
Let’s make lots of…
Money
Money

You can see I’m single-minded
I know what this game could be
How’d you feel about it?
Come and take a walk with me
I’m looking for a partner
Regardless of expense
Think about it seriously
You know it makes sense

Let’s (Got the games)
Make (Got the books)
Let’s make lots of money (Oohh money)
(Let’s) You’ve got the balls
(Make) I’ve got the games
Let’s make lots of money (Oohh money)
I’ve got the games (Got the games
You’ve got the books (Got the books)
Let’s make lots of money (Oohh money)
Money

All the customers we had
And the summons we hide
Who will bury us
When the game dies?

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@Pike I really love your EP Hates Me lyrics. Fits beautifully :joy:

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THE MOD NECESSITIES

Look for the mod necessities
The simple mod necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the mod necessities
Old @JonahTheBard 's recipes
That brings the mod necessities of life

Whenever you’re asking, whenever you moan
You couldn’t be fonder of forum home
The members buzzin’ in the chat
To make some hassle for the cat
When you need some help don’t be a smirch
Remember there’s a forum search
So try it first

So mod necessities of peace will sure come true
They will come true!

Look for the mod necessities
The simple mod necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the mod necessities
That’s when a mod can rest at ease
With just the mod necessities of life

Now when you have the desire
To create a thread
And you are on fire
Please don’t forget
That there’s a simple forum rule
Use the forum search
Try not to be cruel
And keep in mind moderators pool
Is never paid so please be cool
Have I given you a clue?

So keep the mod necessities in mind
Please be so kind!

Look for the mod necessities
The simple mod necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the mod necessities
That’s when a mod can rest at ease
With just the mod necessities of life
With just the mod necessities of life

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A billion likes

And Bardic Post of the Week :trophy:, which I just made up

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Thank you mylord, this is a real honor! :blush:

And now it’s time to get childish.
I HAVE A HOLY GRAIL! :partying_face:
I HAVE A HOLY GRAIL! :partying_face:
I HAVE A HOLY GRAIL! :partying_face:

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superb, @Pike ! and congrats on your award, woot woot!

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Thank you so much! Maybe it’s my masterpiece and I should retire. :thinking: But I’ve heard that song so many times in the past few days that I need a new one to get it out of my head. :rofl:

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Keep em coming :wink: more creativity is encouraged !

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