It’s A Jungle Out There
It’s a jungle out there
Imbalance and confusion everywhere
No one seems to care
Well I do
Hey, who’s in charge here?
It’s a jungle out there
Poison in the very boards we play
Do you know what’s in the summons that we buy?
Well I do, and it’s atrocious
People think I’m crazy, 'cause I complain all the time
If you paid attention, you’d be complaining too
You better pay attention
Or this game we love so much
might just screw you
I could be wrong now, but I don’t think so
'Cause it’s a jungle out there
It’s a jungle out there
It’s a jungle out there
Greed and power creep everywhere
It’s brother against brother
Pounding on each other
All tryin’ to be the best
It’s a jungle out there
It’s a jungle in here too
You got a tap right on your phone
A microphone and camera checkin on everything you do
Call it paranoia, as the saying goes
Even paranoids are better than me
I’m not the one who’s crazy, I’m not afraid of them
They’re afraid of going broke
I could be wrong there, but I don’t think so
'Cause it’s a jungle out there
It’s a jungle out there
It’s a jungle out there
Even the devs are scared today
So if you see a moderator
Do exactly what they say
Or make a run for it
I’m only kidding with ya
'Cause it’s a jungle out there
It’s a jungle out there