E&P Song Lyrics (and Songs) by Sleepyhead & Friends

Player of Constant Sorrows

In constant sorrow through his plays

I am a player of constant sorrow
I’ve seen losses all my play
I bid farewell to old Rogue War Machine
The place where I was born and trained

The place where he was born and trained

For two long years I’ve been in trouble
Few treasures here in E&P I found
For in this game I’m bound to ramble
I have few friends to help me now

He has few friends to help him now

It’s fare thee well my old win streak
I never expect to see you again
For I’m bound to ride this matchmaking system
Perhaps I’ll die on this losing train

Perhaps he’ll die upon this train

You can bury me in some deep province
For many years where I may lay
Then you may name another leader
While I am sleeping in my grave

While he is sleeping in his grave

Maybe your new recruits will think I’m just a stranger
My roster you’ll never see no more
But there is one promise that is given
I’ll meet you on God’s golden shore

He’ll meet you on God’s golden shore

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A Shame

Just as I thought it was going alright
I found out I’m wrong, when I thought I was right
It’s always the same, it’s just a shame, that’s all

I could say day, and they would say night
Tell me it’s black when I know that it’s white
It’s always the same, it’s just a shame, that’s all

I could quit but I won’t go
Though my heart might tell me so
I can’t feel a thing from my head down to my toes

But why does it always seem to be
Losing a war, then losing again,
It’s always the same, it’s just a shame, that’s all

Ranking us high, matching us wrong,
Making me feel like I want too much
Living with matchmaking’s just putting me through it all of the time

Running around, using all of our flags
While our opponents take us out with one bite
Living with matchmaking’s just putting me through it all of the time

I could uninstall but I won’t go
It’d be easier I know
I can’t feel a thing from my head down to my toes

But why does it always seem to be
Losing a war, then losing again,
It’s always the same, it’s just a shame, that’s all

Truth is I like this game
More that I wanted to
There’s no point in trying to pretend

There’s been no other phone game that
Makes me want to keep
Playing until it ends

I could quit but I won’t go
It’d be easier I know
I can’t feel a thing from my head down to my toes

So why does it always seem to be
Me losing a war, then losing again,
It’s always the same, it’s just a shame, that’s all

But I like this game
More that I wanted to
There’s no point in trying to pretend

There’s been no other phone game that
Makes me want to keep
Playing until it ends

Just as I thought it was going alright
I find out I’m wrong, when I thought I was right
It’s always the same, it’s just a shame, that’s all

I could say day, you’d say night
Tell me it’s black when I know that it’s white
It’s always the same, it’s just a shame, that’s all…
That’s all.

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Inspired by …

Uh
Post, post, woo!
Come on
Uh

Forum, I’m a forumist on a forum list
All live, never on a floppy disk
Clicka, clicka, words that are ripe
FTP rebellion drawn up by the thoughts I type

Yeah
Come on
The militant postist in once again, check it

It’s set up like a deck of cards
They’re sendin’ us to early graves for all the diamonds
They’ll use a pair of GM to beat the tank
With postistry, I paint the pictures that hit
More like the murals that fit
Don’t turn away, get in front of it
Brotha, did ya forget ya name?
Did ya lose it on the wall playin Match 3 bro?
Yo, check the diagonal, three tiles gone, come on
Doesn’t that make it three in a row?

(Aegir is a gift)
Post on
Uh

Post that
Uh
Post on
Yeah
Uh

Brotha, did ya forget ya name?
Did ya lose it on the wall playin’ Match 3 bro?
Yo, check the diagonal, three tiles gone, come on
'Cause you know they’re counting backwards from zero
Environment, the environment exceeding
On the level of our unconsciousness
For example, what does the forum say?
“Come and pay, come and pay
Forget about the movement”

(Aegir is a gift)

Yeah
Uh
Aw, buy that :poop: in
Uh
Hey

Freedom, yeah
Freedom, yeah right
Freedom, yeah
Freedom, yeah
Freedom, yeah, right
Freedom, yeah
Freedom, yeah, right

Summary

I actually didn’t have to change too many words in this :smile: almost like RATM were E&P players. And F2P at that.

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You Can’t Stop the Creep!

You can’t stop an avalanche
As it races down the hill
You can try to stop power creep
But you know you never will

And you can try to stop new HOTMs
But Small Giant needs your cash
'Cause the whales keep spending
'All the time
And my wallet’s got nothing
Nor my bank account
I was P2P 'til I saw my balance
Then I got in debt
'Cause you can’t stop the creep

Ever since this whole game began
A player found out if she spent tons
She could summon the best
But I’m poor now so I’ll save EHTs
The best that I can today

'Cause you cant stop the money grabbing
with rare new heroes
You can wonder if you wanna, but I never ask why
And if you try get me spending I’m gonna spit in your eye and say
That you can’t stop the creep!

You can’t stop the power as it crushes vanillas down
You can try to stop the power creep, but you know it just can’t be!
And if they try to get us spending, I’ve got FTP Rebellion

'Cause the creep keeps getting worse and worse
And my card’s overdrawn and the bank’s calling
I was poor 'til I saw this post, then I found my way
'Cause you can’t stop the creep!

Ever since we first made a pull
A player had to lay it all on RNG
So I’m gonna do the best that I can with my roster
‘Cause you cant stop the new heroes or the big spenders
You can try to wreck the Hero Academy we’re dreamin’ of
But you cannot stop the rhythm of players who hate to pay
'Cause you cant stop the creep!

You can’t stop my happiness, 'cause I like the way I am
And you just can’t stop my credit card when I see a new OP 5*
So, if you don’t like the way I spend, well, I just don’t give a darn!

‘Cause the creep keeps growing’ more and more
And my banks calling’ me to pay them back
I was poor 'til I saw this thread, then I found my way
'Cause you can’t stop the creep

Ever since this whole game began
A player found out if she summoned she could waste all her gems
And so I’m gonna pull and if I get Dawa then let it be!
'Cause you can’t stop the spenders who earn more than Bill Gates
You can wonder, if you wanna, but I never ask why
And if you try to get me spending, I’m gonna spit in their eye and say
That you can’t stop the creep!

Oh, Oh, Oh
You can’t stop FTPers (No!)
As they come attacking 'your defense (oooh, Bane yes!)
Losing cups don’t matter (be gone!)
I’ll always earn them back! (look ahead, 'cause)
'Cause tomorrow is a brand new day, and vanillas still kinda rock (yeah!)

‘Cause the game keeps running’ round and round
And my pension funds’ keepin’ pace with inflation rates
I was lost 'til I read this thread, then I found my way
'Cause you can’t stop the creep!

Ever since we first made a pull
A player likes to curse RNG for being so cruel
So I’m gonna play the best that I can with Skittles and Chao today!
'Cause you can’t stop the power creep, or the crazy rich whales
They can try to get us spending our whole paychecks
But you cannot stop the rhythm of FTPers who love to play
'Cause you can’t stop the creep!

Aah, aah, aah
Ahh, ahh, ahh
Ahh, ahh, ahh ahh

Ever since we first made a match
An FTPer likes to play with our vanilla rosters
And so we’re gonna match and match tiles and have some fun today!
'Cause you can’t stop the power creep or the crazy rich whales
You can try to get us paying our whole paychecks
But you cannot stop the rhythm of FTPers who gonna stay!
'Cause you can’t stop the creep!
You can’t stop the creep
You can’t stop the creep
You can’t stop the creep
You can’t stop the creep

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:laughing: love it!

Not surprisingly, I am a RATM fan. Song is a perfect fit.

@sleepyhead love this one too!

Thanks guys for reviving this thread. :+1:

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Rooster (GreyWolf) - Alice in Chains

Ain’t found a way to kill me yet
Eyes burn with stinging sweat
Seems every summon gives me nothing

Mines and farms, big watchtower
Vanilla heroes lacking power
The raiders attacking me from somewhere

Here they come to snuff The Grey Wolf, aww yeah
Yeah here come The Grey Wolf, yeah
You know he ain’t gonna die
No, no, no, ya know he ain’t gonna die

Here they come to snuff The Grey Wolf, aww yeah, hey yeah
Yeah here come The Grey Wolf, yeah
You know he ain’t gonna die
No, no, no, ya know he ain’t gonna die

Walkin’ tall, Lianna on hand
They spit on me in my home land
Marjana sent me pictures of my boy
Got my antidote ‘gainst Vela death
My Boldtusk’s breathin’ his dyin’ breath
Oh 'tusk please, won’t you help me make it through

Here they come to snuff The Grey Wolf, aww yeah
Yeah here come The Grey Wolf, yeah
You know he ain’t gonna die
No, no, no ya know he ain’t gonna die

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love the lyrics TGW!!!

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The Ghost Song - The Doors

Awake!
Shake dreams from your hair
My pretty noob, my sweet one.
Choose the heroes and choose the colors of your team;
The day’s divinity,
First titan you see.

A vast radiant beach in a cool Atlantis moon.
Proteuses naked race down by it’s quiet side,
And we laugh like soft, mad children;
Smug in the wooly cotton brains of newbancy.
The forum and voices are all around us.

Choose, they croon, the SG ones,
Atlantis has rose again;
Choose now, they croon,
Beneath the moon,
Beside an ancient lake.

Enter again the sweet portal,
Enter the hot dream
For heroes;
Everything is decided by RNG.

Vanilla heroes scattered
On Dawa’s highway bleeding;
Feeders crowd the young newbie’s
Fragile eggshell roster.

We have assembled inside
This ancient and insane game
To propagate our lust for pulls,
And flee the swarming insanity of the streets.

The watchtower raided,
The trophies kept,
And only one remaining war defense
To stand and save us
From the divine mockery of war matchmaking;
Imbalance inflames tempers.

Oh great creator of E&P,
Grant us one more flag
To perform our art
And perfect our games.

We need more ascension materials;

When the true king’s murderers
Are allowed to roam free,
A thousand exploiters arise in the land.

Where are the loots we were promised?

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The topic is pretty obvious, but let’s see what different chorus we can come up, inspired by your favourite song or any popular song. We can also guess what song you tried to edit the E&P way.
It can be corny, boring or funny.

Let’s have a go shall we:

It’s just another boring Monday,
Oh how I wish it was war like Sunday
Oh can’t we create an event for Monday,
This is just boring Monday,
Oh I wish it was war like Sunday.

Let’s try another:

They said pull now,
Draw after draw, you can wish, you can dream, you will find that hero you want,
Draw after draw,
Dawa pops up and you don’t what to do,
They said pull now,
Draw after draw,
You can laugh, you can cry, you can quit if you want to,
Draw after draw, Dawa will be waiting,
Draw after draw…

Just saying, in my head it all makes sense😂

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Please SG,
don’t make me close one more door,
without pulling one hero of the month.
Listen to my pray, if you dare.
Or must I pay for one again.
I have nothing, nothing, nothing,
if I don’t get _______ (choose the HOTM you like the most).:grin:

Click here

I have nothing by Whitney Houston
Whitney Houston - I Have Nothing (Official HD Video) - YouTube

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Time for another one:

You just don’t know how many nights I’ve waited for your summons portal
You don’t know the gems I’ve hoarded enough to make a few thirty-pulls
But the odds were stacked up against me
And still you wander aimlessly
From me

'Til now I always got by with my bench
I never really cared 'til I read your card
And now it thrills me to the bone
How do I summon you home?
How do I summon you home?

I see your picture beckon, a wave and then you scroll on by
I read about the angst, will you be nerfed or soar up on high
And the days go by so very slow
As I wait for your portal to show
Again

'Til now I always got by with my bench
It’s all there written in your special
And now it thrills me to the bone
How do I summon you home?
How do I summon you home?

Clicky clicky

Heart - Alone - YouTube

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I read this and I hear the Bangles “Manic Monday”. Probably wrong …

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thanks for keeping this alive @nevarmaor :slight_smile:

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Nope, you are spot on!

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LOL cool. No idea on the other one.

Time after time by Cyndi Lauper

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Aah, well done!

Ok here’s another to keep things fresh:

Thread Angst

I don’t know what the forums may need
But I’m sure as hell that it starts with me
And that’s a wisdom I’ve laughed at

I don’t know what the forums may want
But a good flame war it surely don’t
Think I’ll grab myself some popcorn and I’ll watch it

What the forums need now is some co-operation
'Cause the conflict just bores me to death
What the forums need now is another nerf/buff thread
Like I need a hole in my head

I don’t know what the forums may need
But an OP hero’s a good start with me
Think I’ll go and find some raids now to be surly

I don’t know what the forums may want
But some words of random could comfort us
Think I’ll leave that up to the developers

What the forums need now is some true random input
Like la de dooh sala kumbaya zoom arf arf
What the forums need now is another rigged boards thread
Like I need a hole in my head

I don’t know what the forums may need
And I never grasped the complexities
I’d be happy just to stay up in diamond

I don’t know what the forums may want
But some better odds on the portals would surely
Make things a little smoother

What the forums need now is a true understanding
This game you’re not going to win
What the forums need now is another I quit thread
Like I need a hole in my head
What the forums need now is another I quit thread
Like I need a hole in my head
What the forums need now is a true understanding
This game you’re not going to win
What the forums need now is another I quit thread
Like I need a hole in my head
What the forums need now is another I quit thread
Like I need a hole in my head

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So I tried an experiment. I used Google Translate to cycle the lyrics through a few languages and back to English.

True Angst

I do not know what the column needs
But I’m sure the night will start with me
Laughter is my wisdom

I do not know what the column needs
But a good fire fight is useless
I took it, thought about it and looked at the popcorn myself

What the Stones need now is a similar process
The reason for the war was that I was just tired of dying
What these columns need now is an additional nerf / buff theme
I seem to need a hole in my head

I don’t know what the pillars need
But the OP hero got off to a good start
Suppose I go now and get some attacks

I don’t know what the pillars need
But a few simple words can comfort us
I think I should leave the programmers alone

What the Stones need right now is a really messy insert
Dooh sala kumbaya zoom is similar to zoom arf arf
What these columns need now is a theme sorting table
I seem to need a hole in my head

I don’t know what the pillars need
I don’t know the difficulties
I would just be happy to sit in the diamond

I don’t know what the pillars need
But luck is better at the door
Take things in stride

That’s the decent thing to do, and it should end there
You can’t win this game
What the Stones need right now, I will stay at the level
I seem to need a hole in my head
What the Stones need right now, I will stay at the level
I seem to need a hole in my head
That’s the decent thing to do, and it should end there
You can’t win this game
What the Stones need right now, I will stay at the level
I seem to need a hole in my head
What the Stones need right now, I will stay at the level
I seem to need a hole in my head

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cool experiment @nevarmaor

thanks for keeping this alive. i haven’t really been feeling it lately and neither has @TGW