You Can’t Stop the Creep!
You can’t stop an avalanche
As it races down the hill
You can try to stop power creep
But you know you never will
And you can try to stop new HOTMs
But Small Giant needs your cash
'Cause the whales keep spending
'All the time
And my wallet’s got nothing
Nor my bank account
I was P2P 'til I saw my balance
Then I got in debt
'Cause you can’t stop the creep
Ever since this whole game began
A player found out if she spent tons
She could summon the best
But I’m poor now so I’ll save EHTs
The best that I can today
'Cause you cant stop the money grabbing
with rare new heroes
You can wonder if you wanna, but I never ask why
And if you try get me spending I’m gonna spit in your eye and say
That you can’t stop the creep!
You can’t stop the power as it crushes vanillas down
You can try to stop the power creep, but you know it just can’t be!
And if they try to get us spending, I’ve got FTP Rebellion
'Cause the creep keeps getting worse and worse
And my card’s overdrawn and the bank’s calling
I was poor 'til I saw this post, then I found my way
'Cause you can’t stop the creep!
Ever since we first made a pull
A player had to lay it all on RNG
So I’m gonna do the best that I can with my roster
‘Cause you cant stop the new heroes or the big spenders
You can try to wreck the Hero Academy we’re dreamin’ of
But you cannot stop the rhythm of players who hate to pay
'Cause you cant stop the creep!
You can’t stop my happiness, 'cause I like the way I am
And you just can’t stop my credit card when I see a new OP 5*
So, if you don’t like the way I spend, well, I just don’t give a darn!
‘Cause the creep keeps growing’ more and more
And my banks calling’ me to pay them back
I was poor 'til I saw this thread, then I found my way
'Cause you can’t stop the creep
Ever since this whole game began
A player found out if she summoned she could waste all her gems
And so I’m gonna pull and if I get Dawa then let it be!
'Cause you can’t stop the spenders who earn more than Bill Gates
You can wonder, if you wanna, but I never ask why
And if you try to get me spending, I’m gonna spit in their eye and say
That you can’t stop the creep!
Oh, Oh, Oh
You can’t stop FTPers (No!)
As they come attacking 'your defense (oooh, Bane yes!)
Losing cups don’t matter (be gone!)
I’ll always earn them back! (look ahead, 'cause)
'Cause tomorrow is a brand new day, and vanillas still kinda rock (yeah!)
‘Cause the game keeps running’ round and round
And my pension funds’ keepin’ pace with inflation rates
I was lost 'til I read this thread, then I found my way
'Cause you can’t stop the creep!
Ever since we first made a pull
A player likes to curse RNG for being so cruel
So I’m gonna play the best that I can with Skittles and Chao today!
'Cause you can’t stop the power creep, or the crazy rich whales
They can try to get us spending our whole paychecks
But you cannot stop the rhythm of FTPers who love to play
'Cause you can’t stop the creep!
Aah, aah, aah
Ahh, ahh, ahh
Ahh, ahh, ahh ahh
Ever since we first made a match
An FTPer likes to play with our vanilla rosters
And so we’re gonna match and match tiles and have some fun today!
'Cause you can’t stop the power creep or the crazy rich whales
You can try to get us paying our whole paychecks
But you cannot stop the rhythm of FTPers who gonna stay!
'Cause you can’t stop the creep!
You can’t stop the creep
You can’t stop the creep
You can’t stop the creep
You can’t stop the creep