E&P Song Lyrics (and Songs) by Sleepyhead & Friends

Here’s one for our old buddy @TGW
(live on friend, flags just mean you’re getting under their skin)

Hey, how did my account die?

49 times we fought that beast
Your old man and me.
It had a chicken head with duck feet
With woman’s face too.
(Oh, that’s rad!)
And it was waiting in the forums for us
Then flagged off your dad’s face.
He was screaming something awful.
In fact there was this huge mess, I had to change avatars.
(Avatars?)
You see his blood it drained in the pixels
And I had to change them

But we all got a chicken duck woman thing
Waiting for us.
Everyday I worry all day
About what’s waiting in the forums of game
'Cause something is waiting in the forums for us
Something is waiting in the forums of game
Everyday I worry all day about what’s waiting in the forums of game
'Cause something is waiting in the forums for us
Something is waiting in the forums of game

Yo, never knew my dad
He didn’t care about me.
Dead horizon is all my microprocessors see
Item-farming all my life, and not a ham spilt
My aunt and uncle, double stack
I’m fighting green tank
My aunt and uncle, double stack
I’m sick of green tank
But then a desert hobo came and told me
We all got a chicken duck woman thing waiting for us

Everyday I worry all day
About what’s waiting in the forums of game
'Cause something is waiting in the forums for us
Something is waiting in the forums of game
Everyday I worry all day
About what’s waiting in the forums of game
Something is waiting in the forums for us
Something is waiting in the forums of game

Hold me, when I open like a flower
Hold me right
And I ain’t had to post for a girl in a long time
A long time
I think my posting’s awesome
I’ve got a picture in my photo wagon
I keep it popping

Yeah, she’d probably love to honky tonk
(She’d probably love to honky tonk)
That’s what I said. Mmmmm
(Waiting for us)

I used to ride across the forums, you know
I used to glide on my poster and pray
That I don’t find what I don’t want to find

Waiting for me around the corner, no no no
(Waiting for us)

I used to ride across the forums, you know
I used to glide on my poster and pray
That I don’t find anymore crispy flaggies by the door.

49 times, yeah it was 49 times
And now it might be waiting for you
Could be hidding behind this scrap pile
It’s just a tipped cow
I know you really want someone to hold you
But we all got a chicken duck woman thing waiting for us

Everyday I worry all day
About what’s waiting in the forums of game
Something is waiting in the forums for us
Something is waiting in the forums of game
Everyday I worry all day (All day)
About what’s waiting in the forums of game
Something is waiting in the forums for us
Something is waiting in the forums of game
Everyday I worry all day
About what’s waiting in the forums of game
Something is waiting in the forums for us
Something is waiting in the forums of game
Everyday I worry all day
About what’s waiting in the forums of game
Something is waiting in the forums for us
Something is waiting in the forums of game


Things that make you go HMMM

So what do you call a parody of a parody?

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