E&P Song Lyrics (and Songs) by Sleepyhead & Friends

And poor old Sonya holding up her hand … “Hey I’m here.”

And poor slow LJ trying to catch up “Wait, wait, let me catch my breath …”

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and poor Chochin being like, well I’m purple and mess up mana too…

and has anyone spared a thought for Prisca???

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Here’s another one from that weird minefield I commonly refer to as my brain :rofl:

Raid Wins for Nothin’

Now look at them spenders that’s the way you do it
You base your defense on the GTV
That ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it
Raid wins for nothin’ and cups for free
Now that ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys ain’t poor
Maybe get a summons for a new Ursena
Maybe get a summons for another Noor

We gotta build up our TC20
Costume 4* deliveries
We gotta emblem our Tiburtuses
We gotta emblem Grimms and BT’s

See the little hero with the skull mask and the antlers
Yeah buddy that’s his own hair
That little hero’s got his own DOT
That little hero’s on a very fast tear

We gotta build up our TC20
Costume 4* deliveries
We gotta emblem our Tiburtuses
We gotta emblem Grimms and BT’s

I shoulda’ learned to play candy crush
I shoulda’ learned to play tetris
Look at that mana, she got it buildin’ in the bar now
Man we could soon be dead
And she’s up there, what’s that? Surf crashing noises?
Ridin’ on the polearm like a blue banshee
That ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it
Get your raid wins for nothin’ get your cups for free

We gotta build up our TC20
Costume 4* deliveries
We gotta emblem our Tiburtuses
We gotta emblem Grimms and BT’s

Now that ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it
You build your defense on the GTV
That ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it
Raid wins for nothin’ get your cups for free
Raid wins for nothin’ get cups for free

I want my, I want my, I want my GTV

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“Whip It! (Titan)

Crack that whip!
Give the past the slip…
Step on a crack,
Break that titan’s back

When a titan comes along
You must whip it
Before the beast sits out too long
You must whip it
When the boards are going wrong
You must whip it

Now whip it!
Into shape!
Shape it up!
Get straight!
Go forward!
Move ahead!
Try to kill it,
It’s not too late
To whip it,
Whip it good!

When a titan spawns around
You must whip it
You will never live it down
Unless you whip it
No titan gets away
Until they whip it

I say whip it!
Whip it good!
I say whip it!
Whip it good!

Crack that whip!
Give the past the slip;
Step on a crack,
Break that titan’s back!

When a titan comes along
You must whip it
Before the titan sits out too long
You must whip it
When your boards are going wrong
You must whip it

Now whip it!
Into shape!
Shape it up!
Get straight!
Go forward!
Move ahead!
Try to detect it,
It’s not too late!
To whip it
Into shape!
Shape it up!
Get straight!
Go forward!
Move ahead!
Try to detect it,
It’s not too late
To whip it!
Whip it good!

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great and hilarious stuff guys! keep em coming :smiley:

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Ummmhumalumdrum threadus resurrectus!

THE GREY WOLF OF GHOST SHIP

Now, this is a story all about how
My game got flipped-turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the leader of an alliance called Ghost Ship

In Rogue War Machine trained and raised
On the battlefield was where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool
And all shootin raid attacks outside of the school
When a couple of people who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my alliance hood
I got in one little fight and my girlfriend got scared
She said ‘You’re movin’ with your alt and me to Ghost Ship’

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, ‘I might as well kick it’.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking fine rum out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Ghost Ship living like?
Hmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they’re prissy, bourgeois, and all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don’t think so
I’ll see when I get there
I hope they’re prepared for The Grey Wolf over there

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain’t trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said Grey and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought ‘Nah, forget it’ - ‘Yo, homes to Ghost Ship’

I pulled up to the ship about seven or eigth
And I yelled to the cabbie ‘Yo homes smell ya later’
I looked at my warship
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the leader of Ghost Ship

:sunglasses:

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I need to get my muitl-track setup working properly :frowning_face:

In the meantime, here’s a rough draft of one I did on my phone. Yeah the falsetto is definitely not Sting-like :rofl:

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Here is one for @TGW

Hello forum my old friend
I’ve come to talk with you again
Because a complaint softly straying
Left its seeds while I was playing
And the mission that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the thread of silence

In restless posts I walked alone
Narrow threads of whine and groan,
'neath the halo of a friendly host,
I turned my face unto the friendly post
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a flaming war
That split the core
And touched the thread of silence.

And in the naked screen I saw
Ten thousand players, maybe more.
People typing without speaking,
People reading without listening,
People writing posts that voices never share
And no one dare
Disturb the thread of silence.

Fools said I, you do not know
Silence like a cancer grows.
Hear my words that I might teach you,
Read my posts that I might reach you.
But my words like silent raindrops fell,
And echoed
In the threads of silence

And the players bowed and prayed
To the rigged God they made.
And the flag flashed out its warning,
In the posts that it was forming.
And the flag said, the words of the profits
Are written on the issues walls
And content halls.
And whisper’d in the threads of silence.

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Man, you’ve got some real talent. Drastically underrated IMO. That post should have at least 100 likes on it. If only the forum still had a pulse.

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That was a first take that I hope to improve. It is a bit underwhelming to my ears. But I am my own worst critic. :laughing: :man_shrugging:

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Sounded good to me, for a “live” non-studio edit.

You know those studio artists don’t usually sound as good in “real life” as they do on their albums. Almost never.

Also love both of those songs, and love what you did with them. Nice work man. :+1:

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yeah i totally agree, ever since the beginning i’ve been saying you have a lovely voice, and you know how to match the mood / lyrics of the song!

looking at this on my phone now but will add to the table of contents later :slight_smile:

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RIGHT MOVES

I was a little too small, could’ve used a few levels
Titan battles against strong devils
Hawk was a black haired beauty with big blue eyes
And heals all her own sitting way up high
Way up firm and high

Out past the battlefields where the raids got heavy
Out in the back seat of my TC20
Workin’ on bad boards without any clues

Workin’ on our tile moves
Tryin’ to make some top ranked titan scores
Workin’ on our tile moves
In the summertime
In the sweet summertime

We didn’t love the game oh no far from it
We weren’t searchin’ for some 5* summons
We were just young and restless and bored
Livin’ by the sword
And we’d steal away every chance we could
Anyplace where the wifi was good
I played the game, SG used me but neither one cared
We were gettin’ our share

Workin’ on our tile moves
Tryin’ to lose the awkward newbie blues
Workin’ on our tile moves
And it was summertime
Sweet summertime summertime

Oh I wonder
Felt the lightning yeah
Waited on the thunder
Waited on the thunder

I woke last night to the sound of thunder
“Would my internet get cut off?” I sat and wondered
Started hummin’ a song from 1962
Ain’t it funny how you get the right moves
When you don’t have many trophies to lose
Strange how the tiles move
With autumn closin’ in

Right moves
(Right moves) Tile moves
(Right moves) Yeah
(Right moves) Remember
(Right moves) Ah, sure remember the bad moves
(Bad moves) Aint it funny how you remember
(Bad moves) I remember
(Bad moves) I remember I remember I remember I remember (bad moves)
Oh oh

And we were workin’
Workin’ and practicin’
(Tile moves)
Workin’ and practicin’
(Tile moves) All of the night moves
Right moves (right moves)
(Bad moves) I remember
Yeah-yeah-yeah (bad moves) I remember
(Bad moves) I remember
Lord I remember lord I remember (bad moves)
Haa, oh (ooh)
Ooh, ooh ooh (ooh) oh, yeah-yeah-yeah
(Ooh) Uh-huh (ooh) uh-huh
(Ooh) I remember I remember

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another awesome one, TGW! LOLed at “Would my Internet get cut off”

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If only I had a guitar.

No, I can’t really play. Nor can I really sing. But I’d love to give it a try anyway. Wouldn’t be anywhere near as good as @nevarmaor, but fill me up with enough liquor, and I’m totally down for some karaoke action. :laughing:

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drunken karaoke is always fun :wink:

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LOL followed by “Gotta rant on the forums 'bout it”

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BTW excellent job on the lyrics.

We’ll have to start calling you Weird Gray Wolfovic

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Here’s one for our old buddy @TGW
(live on friend, flags just mean you’re getting under their skin)

Hey, how did my account die?

49 times we fought that beast
Your old man and me.
It had a chicken head with duck feet
With woman’s face too.
(Oh, that’s rad!)
And it was waiting in the forums for us
Then flagged off your dad’s face.
He was screaming something awful.
In fact there was this huge mess, I had to change avatars.
(Avatars?)
You see his blood it drained in the pixels
And I had to change them

But we all got a chicken duck woman thing
Waiting for us.
Everyday I worry all day
About what’s waiting in the forums of game
'Cause something is waiting in the forums for us
Something is waiting in the forums of game
Everyday I worry all day about what’s waiting in the forums of game
'Cause something is waiting in the forums for us
Something is waiting in the forums of game

Yo, never knew my dad
He didn’t care about me.
Dead horizon is all my microprocessors see
Item-farming all my life, and not a ham spilt
My aunt and uncle, double stack
I’m fighting green tank
My aunt and uncle, double stack
I’m sick of green tank
But then a desert hobo came and told me
We all got a chicken duck woman thing waiting for us

Everyday I worry all day
About what’s waiting in the forums of game
'Cause something is waiting in the forums for us
Something is waiting in the forums of game
Everyday I worry all day
About what’s waiting in the forums of game
Something is waiting in the forums for us
Something is waiting in the forums of game

Hold me, when I open like a flower
Hold me right
And I ain’t had to post for a girl in a long time
A long time
I think my posting’s awesome
I’ve got a picture in my photo wagon
I keep it popping

Yeah, she’d probably love to honky tonk
(She’d probably love to honky tonk)
That’s what I said. Mmmmm
(Waiting for us)

I used to ride across the forums, you know
I used to glide on my poster and pray
That I don’t find what I don’t want to find

Waiting for me around the corner, no no no
(Waiting for us)

I used to ride across the forums, you know
I used to glide on my poster and pray
That I don’t find anymore crispy flaggies by the door.

49 times, yeah it was 49 times
And now it might be waiting for you
Could be hidding behind this scrap pile
It’s just a tipped cow
I know you really want someone to hold you
But we all got a chicken duck woman thing waiting for us

Everyday I worry all day
About what’s waiting in the forums of game
Something is waiting in the forums for us
Something is waiting in the forums of game
Everyday I worry all day (All day)
About what’s waiting in the forums of game
Something is waiting in the forums for us
Something is waiting in the forums of game
Everyday I worry all day
About what’s waiting in the forums of game
Something is waiting in the forums for us
Something is waiting in the forums of game
Everyday I worry all day
About what’s waiting in the forums of game
Something is waiting in the forums for us
Something is waiting in the forums of game


Things that make you go HMMM

So what do you call a parody of a parody?

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another brilliant one @nevarmaor , and really thoughtful of you to dedicate one to @TGW !

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