E&P Memes and Captions 😅 - Inspired by Yorick and Coppersky

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Straight talk: I absolutely hate it and consider it the worst part of the game. When the new defense formations come out I may never raid again depending on how further skewed it becomes. And if one more person tells me “but the offense has the all the advantage” I’m gonna lose it.

Burn in hell, Raid Arena. I hope you die a slow and painful death.

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Alliance

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related to this raiding meme… and something @Muchacho will probably recognize…

from Imgflip Meme Generator

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#NewHeroIdeas

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from Imgflip Meme Generator

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Rush attack. Everybody ready? Fire!
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B9yy

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When you were breaking pots and find a birthday cake:
Happy Birthday Zephyr

Happy Birthday @zephyr1

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Inspired by one of my fellow alliance mates…

Who is mostly beloved in our own alliance, but absolutely forbidden from posting on the forum (and you are about to see why).

He has offered the following gift to our previous war opponents:

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Admittedly, a rather crude design.

When asked why he chose to gift this particular item to our previous opponents, he said:

“Because we ripped them a second ■■■■■■■ . This will make it easier for them to use the restroom going forward.”

:laughing:

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4mk6yx

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I mean I agree with everything you say with the exceptions that I really like raiding and offense has all the advantages.

Bar those small minor addendums , 100% with you.

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Proteus is a legal cheat code you won’t end up owing 260,000 gems for using.

I’m so naughty I use 2!

YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE SGG!

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I have two emblemed ones as well :wink: bwaahahaha

got them both before Atlantis coin drops were nerfed. you can’t take that away from me, SG!

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Same Alliance

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But they do!

That said, my raid record is looking pretty flaky atm.

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no, no they don’t

I can’t believe I have to spell this out, but we all know that defense teams get:

  • Extra 20% bonus to Attack & Defense
    • Offense does not
  • They gain mana every turn, whether they’re hit or not
    • Offense only gains when on-color tiles are matched
  • Defenses are often matched against weaker teams
    • Because offenses are usually matched against stronger teams, at least until you get towards the top
  • Their basic attack, ie slashes, produce damage every time they trigger
    • Offense only produces basic damage with on-color tiles, and only when they line up with a defender - yes I know there is 1 point per off-color tile, it’s inconsequential 99% of the time

Offense teams might have the benefit of human thought and other advantages of their own, but they do not have “all of the advantages”.

I mean, I know it’s like a fun thing to say when people want to assume some kind of advanced insight into the game, it’s just not correct.

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tenor

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Sorry humour malfunction.

I actually agree maybe I should have used an emoji.

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Yeah I shoulda guessed lol :upside_down_face:

good game :wink: :point_right:

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