E&P Fanfiction Library - an index of short stories, poetry and fiction

[Azure]

@Iheartcombos
Nice work! & welcome to the forum!

[3nigm4]

i think i will enjoy reading all this…

[JonahTheBard]

Has anyone got any uncatalogued creative content?

[Garanwyn]

For the songs section:

Five-Matching Girl (to the tune of Material Girl by Madonna)

Some boards have a lot of colors I think they’re OK If they don’t give me lots of matches I just run away I can match up three across but GM’s in the fight (that’s right) If I can’t make a diamond there then That move isn’t right Cause we are fighting in a fast-mana world And I am a five-matching girl You know that we are fighting in a fast-mana world And I am a five-matching girl Some boards are full of useless colors That’s alright with me As long as I can make a diamond I’m in …

[Garanwyn]

Also, there appear to be several of @KLinMayhem’s songs which belong in here

[KLinMayhem]

Downloaded my post history and did some excel filtering to find all my threads . May I present, The Empires and Puzzles unoffical soundtrack!

A song about the Tome of Tactics

It's Staff Appreciation Day aka 'Petri Day'!

@Petri @sara @mhalttu @EmpiresPuzzles @davidsgg @RubiKinga @Caio Hello Petri, our dear friend we’ve come to talk with you again Because this game rocks our world Left me dreaming of Vivica’s twirl And the vision that was planted in my brain Still remains Within the drop of titan loot . . . In restless dreams I’m raiding all And sometimes i am winning tall 'Neath the halo of a street lamp I check my heroes in my training camps When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon ligh…

A song about Azlar

Azlar, when you’re with me I’m smiling Killing all with fire Your special builds me up when I’m sinking Hurting all with damage o’er time . . . Azlar, from the moment I saw you Standing all alone You gave all the kills that I would need Burning them all with great speed . . . You’re my Azlar, Red with fire I am ranking higher In the, top one hundred You’re my Azlar . . . Azlar, burns them all when He’s charged up Gives me more of the cups Evenings I am raiding with glee …

Raiding is the pits

If you lost and you don’t know how to deal And you’re raving and having fits? Raidin’ is the pits . . Fighting Guin and Gravemaker as tanks With bad boards Taking all kinds of hits Raidin’ is the pits . . Stacking up with colors like a trooper Dying very quickly is a pooper (super duper) . . Try a mono team against their tank and you may find That it kills fast and crits Raidin’ is the pits . . Have you seen the top hundred, making you fill up with dread On that leaderboar…

Charge Athena!

Hey there Delilah

Hey there, Delilah What’s it like Tanking on my team I’m ranked a thousand miles away But tonight I’ll reach The top rank Thanks to you, Joon sure can’t shine as bright as you I swear, it’s true . . Hey there, Delilah Don’t you worry about Sartana Rigards there to cure your poison so create some more minions for the team’s health Gravemaker will make for sure them melt it will be felt . . Oh, it’s how you heal the team Oh, it’s how you heal the team Oh, it’s how you heal th…

Here comes Santa Claus!

Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, right to the top hundred He’s got debuffers and AoE to take your whole team down! tiles are flowing, heroes dying, all is merry and bright So level your troops and say your prayers, 'cause Santa Claus comes tonight Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, right to the top hundred He’s got a special that does damage to all of your heroes! See those tiles fly, damaging very high, oh what a beautiful sight So Level your natures or say …

Rockin Around the Top Hundred

Rockin’ around the top hundred With my 5* rainbow team Zeline debuffing everyone Gravemaker melts them lean Rockin’ around the top hundred Drake fong blinding everyone Later Sartana will poison you And gnashing of teeth begins! You will get a nasty dreadful feeling when you see Panther firing, Then Mok-Arr his black tide will draw your ire Rockin’ around the top hundred Have a happy raiding loss I’ll gladly take the extra cups In the new old-fashioned way You will get a nasty dr…

A song about Blazing Dawn

There is an alliance in E&P They call Blazing Dawn And it’s made entirely of awesome players! And God I know I’m one Wormwood runs the whole show He made our raiding pics We all work together in even flow Down in Blazing Dawn Now the only thing we need Are more dblades and tomes And the only time we’ll be satisfied Is when we win alliance wars [Bridge - Organ Solo] Oh leaders tell your members You don’t wanna mess with us reroll and move on to others or face the wrath of Blazin…

A song about Cage Burrito

This tribute goes out to all those players who failed to pull Kageburado in the last Altantis summons cage burrito, why don’t you show in my summons I so want you raiding, against guin Oh, you’re a hard one And I know that you got your reasons These odds of you dropping Sure do hurt me somehow Why’d I draw another Azlar, boy I have 3 of him already You know your special is always your best bet Now, it seems to me some fine things Have been laid upon my roster But I only …

Riding Shotgun ("Pulling Tokens")

@FrenziedEye here ya go I couldn’t get the alasie lyric to work so I changed it. hope you don’t mind. Homegrown Graveymaker, see you later Gotta hit those raids, gotta hit those raids The cups it changed in the atmosphere Diamond arena unfamiliar I can get used to this Alby flies by with his Mother and green Resurrect and you’ll see what I mean There’s a five-star hero that I’m dreaming of If you need me you know where I’ll be I’ll be pulling tokens underneath the hot sun Feeling l…

Song about Tonics and Tabards

Now I don’t hardly know them But I think I could use them tonics and tabards Ah I wish they’d drop more often Now I’ve been waiting for them tonics and tabards No more scabbards Yeah (Da-da, da-da, da-da) My, my, such a sweet thing (Da-da, da-da, da-da) I want to max everyone (Da-da, da-da, da-da) What a beautiful feeling (Da-da, da-da, da-da) tonics and tabards (Da-da, da-da, da-da) No more scabbards tonics and tabards, no more scabbards tonics and tabards, no more scabbar…

A song about quitting

Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go So make the best of this game, and don’t ask why It’s not a question, but a lesson learned in life It’s something quite predictable, but in the end it’s right I enjoyed Empires and Puzzles for a time So bookmark all those soundclouds, I posted this past year Be sure to Listen to them laughing with tears Chatting in line, sure was fun by a mile For what it’s worth, it was worth all the …

A song about Raiding you

I’m Raiding away I don’t know what I’m to say I’ll say it anyway Today’s another day to reroll you Raiding away I’ll be coming for your cups, okay? Raiding you Raiding you You’ll get’em back soon In a day or two So needless to say I’m odds and ends But I’ll be raiding anyaway Getting to the top hundred some day Say after me It’s no better to be safe than sorry and Raiding you Raiding you You’ll get’em back soon In a day or two Taking your cups away Making sure I make it t…

A song about raiding my team

Come on raider and be my guest You’re Going against, one of the best You’re gonna lose some cups all right So be my guest tonight! You’re going against Alasie at tank Gravemaker and Zeline Flanks Drake and Cage fill out my team Try your best but it will be mean My, my oh my, your team will die Don’t cry nor frown Do your best but don’t get down My heroes are going to kill Your whole team for real Everythings gonna be alright So be my guest tonight! My, my oh my, your team will d…

[JonahTheBard]

Wowsers trousers…I missed loads of these.

Love some George Ezra!

[KLinMayhem]

haha I’d never heard of him until it was suggested I parody riding shotgun

[JonahTheBard]

If you’re ever short of new material, I’d love to hear my Trainor Hero, based on All About That Bass by Megan Trainor (see what I did there?)

It’s in the list above

[Saphirra]

I think this needs to be pinned at the top of the community forum

[JonahTheBard]

Read more stuff, it improves life expectancy and whitenes teeth

[KLinMayhem]

unofficial soundtrack expanded

[Garanwyn]

Tunes to Slay By: the KLinMayhem collection

[JonahTheBard]

Remember that reading fan fiction cuts body fat AND increases your popularity

[JonahTheBard]

New content added by debutante @Xtremeste

[JonahTheBard]

Hear ye, hear ye - welcome @TGW to the ranks of bards, poets and authors.

Ode to RNG

[TGW]

There is an actual place for people like me? Besides psychiatric institutions of course…

Thank you! I am honored.

[Sir_Fartalot]

[TGW]

I wouldn’t have it any other way.

[JonahTheBard]

Check out this new tragi-comedy by @PeachyKeen

A Thorne in the ointment