Are you, by any chance, related to @Sorvina ? If not, I may have found your soulmate.
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Or have find the duck by buying x amount of these offers.
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maybe that’s why there are now so many offers on the screen… to irritate us so we will be tempted to pay 
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To make this thread a little more interesting again…
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May I ask what kind of audience you’re trying to attract to this thread?
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Where is the 18+ disclaimer ???
Ducks are OP and need to be nerfed.
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No more nerfs please.
When the dragon update comes, and burns one of your buildings down.
And eat all your ham…
Then these dodgy little quackers with misleading miss chance will be nerfed…naturally!
Then there will be cries to give the ducks a costume.
Get ahead of the curve,
And stop the nerfpthss💦
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also, how could anyone nerf this adorable little one?
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Awww… Cuteness overload. 
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May I ask why that’s not attractive to you?
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Are you just gonna keep answering questions with more questions?
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Why shouldn’t I? Isn’t it a wonderful distraction from the actual question? Doesn’t it lead somewhere where nobody wanted to go? Do you remember what the original question was? And why?
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There seems to be a misunderstanding about what being the duck guy really means.
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What? How? When? Where am I? Who are you? Is that ice cream? Can I have any?
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I forgot, you’re a bunny now.
Better?
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Maybe I’m your grandma and you’ll get an ice cream if you’re good. 
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I kind of hate you for making me lose that tennis match then, but I guess ice cream is worth it.
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