Sadly, I must report that SG has not yet added the witty banter or exploding mechanics to the villagers. I think they just hate ducks.
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If I hadn’t tried a thousand times without success, I would put you both up for adoption! 
Wait, wasn’t there something about a witch in the woods? 
@SamMe?
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Adoption when you could sell our organs on the black market? I’m disappointed in every possible way.
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Don’t be jealous of my big lollipops 
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oh my gosh, do we have to start calling you dad?? are you really my dad??
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I didn’t predict this exact reply, but let’s just say I was awfully close.
It won’t matter for very long, he’s getting rid of us. And who could blame him?
What would I get for it? Besides, it’s not necessary. Multimillionaire, remember?
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You have more than one!? I don’t know if jealousy or pity is appropriate here…
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One of those cases in which better is the enemy of the good.
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wait… who here is my mother?
ok… when you say ask her, who are you expecting me to ask?
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It’s always good to have a spare lollipop. Sometimes I have them both together, sometimes I want just one or the other 
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If I were in his position, I’d get rid of us two squabbling loudmouths as fast as I could, too!
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When we visit grandma, we always take time to watch the cute little ducklings outside her living room 
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I tried hard to find the usual innuendo, but nope. Sounds like a genuine wholesome family moment involving actual ducklings.
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I gotta keep you on your toes…
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