Sadly, I must report that SG has not yet added the witty banter or exploding mechanics to the villagers. I think they just hate ducks.
If I hadn’t tried a thousand times without success, I would put you both up for adoption!
Wait, wasn’t there something about a witch in the woods? @SamMe?
Adoption when you could sell our organs on the black market? I’m disappointed in every possible way.
Don’t be jealous of my big lollipops
If I hadn’t tried a thousand times without success, I would put you both up for adoption!
Wait, wasn’t there something about a witch in the woods? @SamMe?
oh my gosh, do we have to start calling you dad?? are you really my dad??
Don’t be jealous of my big lollipops
I didn’t predict this exact reply, but let’s just say I was awfully close.
oh my gosh, do we have to start calling you dad?? are you really my dad??
It won’t matter for very long, he’s getting rid of us. And who could blame him?
sell our organs
What would I get for it? Besides, it’s not necessary. Multimillionaire, remember?
my big lollipops
You have more than one!? I don’t know if jealousy or pity is appropriate here…
One of those cases in which better is the enemy of the good.
sleepyhead:are you really my dad
Don’t know. Ask your mother.
wait… who here is my mother?
ok… when you say ask her, who are you expecting me to ask?
sleepyhead:my big lollipops
You have more than one!? I don’t know if jealousy or pity is appropriate here…
It’s always good to have a spare lollipop. Sometimes I have them both together, sometimes I want just one or the other
sleepyhead:oh my gosh, do we have to start calling you dad?? are you really my dad??
It won’t matter for very long, he’s getting rid of us. And who could blame him?
If I were in his position, I’d get rid of us two squabbling loudmouths as fast as I could, too!
When we visit grandma, we always take time to watch the cute little ducklings outside her living room
I tried hard to find the usual innuendo, but nope. Sounds like a genuine wholesome family moment involving actual ducklings.
I gotta keep you on your toes…